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Pajiba Love | February 5, 2010 | Comments (33)


NBC, with its tasteless observation of Black History Month, has continued its freefalling reign as Network King Of Bad Decisions. (WWTDD)

Our very own Brian Prisco asks that you help him save film and television from eternal suckdom. (Prisco Relief Fund)

Nick Jonas finally said something without publicist pre-approval and managed to entirely insult Bob Dylan in the process. (Litely Salted)

It seems like forever since we first heard about I Love You, Phillip Morris, but Jim Carrey and Ewan McGregor are worried that you’ll forget the movie’s premise. (Seriously? OMG! WTF?)

If you were fretting over Kim Kardashian’s shrinking ass, well, you can stop doing that now. Girlfriend still makes her way ass-first on the red carpet. (Pop on the Pop)

Oh, c’mon… another Da Vinci Code sequel would be totally worth some indie cred for Tom Hanks and Ron Howard. Don’t be such a cynical bastard. (Film Drunk)

Melody, one of our illustrious readers, is covering the Oxford Film Festival. Do check it out. (Oxfordfilmfreak)

The Menstruating Ghost of Puncak sounds like an excellent date movie or, at minimum, truth in advertising. (Cinematical)

Anne Hathaway can’t “forcefully” kiss like Angelina Jolie does, but don’t let that stop you from ogiing. (Celebitchy)

Redubbed movies can be damn funny. I especially enjoy “Dubbing Twilight for Latin Fans.” (Unreality)

Howard Stern on network television? Yeah, that’s gonna go over really well. (NYPost)

18 “Awesome” David Caruso Memes. They’d be better if you pretended Caruso was Rick Astley. (Screen Junkies)

Look, a place called “Love Valley” is full of penis-shaped rocks! Get it… because they look like dicks… (Sharenator)

The below video features an impossibly smiling dog but, even more importantly, an investment banker who gets busted surfing for porn at work. Feel free to stop watching after the two-minute mark though. (YouTube)

Agent Bedhead lives in Tulsa, Oklahoma. She and her little black heart can be found at agentbedhead.com.


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Comments

Damn Prisco's relief fund makes my unemployed ass wish it had a relief fund so it had enough money to donate to Prisco.

Posted by: jim of the lower case at February 5, 2010 1:09 PM

I am going to find Nick Jonas and taint-punch him right in the vagina. You won't be able to wear your purity ring when I'm done with you, you insufferable twat!

Posted by: admin at February 5, 2010 1:15 PM

Oh yeah, I would also like to move into Anne Hathaway's cleavage. I'm pretty sure it's a self-sustaining ecosystem.

Posted by: admin at February 5, 2010 1:16 PM

You don't wanna punch a taint you want it caught in something extremely painful. A hammer and a concrete slab, maybe in disneyworld.

Posted by: jim of the lower case at February 5, 2010 1:21 PM

I'm pretty positive that I Love You, Phillip Morris will be on my Best of 2010 list in December. So very excited for that movie.

Am I the only person who is shocked at the size of Kim Kardashian's ass? Obviously I mean in comparison to the rest of her body. That thing is HUGE (and perky)! I knew it was big but I didn't know it was THAT big.

Posted by: becks at February 5, 2010 1:43 PM

Hey, kids, thanks for the support. Just a quick heads up, our dear friend the Boozehound has magnanimously offered to match all Pajiban contributions. So you magnificent bastards, anything you throw my way is getting the old Uncle Ted Boynton 2fer.

At this rate, I'll be be-spoiling the midseason replacements for sure!

Posted by: Prisco at February 5, 2010 1:44 PM

I don't know...I can't get offended by a black chef serving soul food during black history month. I just want some of it.

Posted by: Amanda at February 5, 2010 2:03 PM

Dildo Valley! Every girl's dream real estate!

Posted by: esme at February 5, 2010 2:11 PM

I've been sitting here trying to figure out if it is or isn't offensive. I mean, I get why people think it's offensive, and I get why people think it's not, I just wanna know which it is, really.

I would want some as well, Amanda! The cafeteria at my job would not serve that... mostly bc they r a news organization and everything there is super pc.

more than anything, I think it's just stupid that the person drawing up the sign wouldn't think, "hmm... some people could take it the wrong way."

Posted by: dene at February 5, 2010 2:25 PM

PRISCO! PRISCO! PRISCO!

And while I'm at it: BOOZE! HOUND! BOOZE! HOUND!

Y'all, I'm picturing this: it's 2015. I'm hosting an Oscar-watching party at my house. It's fab.

Then they announce the nominees for Best Actor:

Ewan McGregor (Wait, do they have to be American?)
Ryan Reynolds
Nicolas Cage (HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
and....
BRIAN PRISCO!

And I'm like this, all calm and everything "Oh Brian! He's SUCH a delight. Did I tell y'all that I knew him SO long ago? Oh he's just aDORable. Just FABOO. I knew him before he got his start."

A friend will say "you mean you knew him BEFORE the incredible Richard III remake?"

"Oh DARLING, yes," I'll say. "LONG before that! Why I knew him when he was just but an extra!"

"No," they'll say. "No way he was EVER an extra."

"Oh yes, in fact I knew him in his pre-SAG days. Even before he was on Wizards of Waverly Place."

"So, you mean even before the amazing trilogy he did with Ryan Reynolds and Zak Efron?"

"Kids, kids! Yes! My goodness! He and I go WAY back!"

Now they are gathered around me, having forgotten the TV (it's gone to commercial).

"My GOD," my friend Rachel exclaims. "How did we not know this? How do you know him? Doesn't he live in California???"

"Well, um, I know him through....this website called Pajiba. And Facebook."

"You know him through FACEBOOK?" they all say at once.

Me: OH LOOK IT'S BACK ON!

And he wins, and even though my friends are disappointed to find out I never knew Brian Prisco in the flesh, even though they gave me a bit of the side-eye when I said Facebook, they still think it's pretty cool and try to get closer to me to share in just a tiny bit of the glow.

(I have a bit of an imagination.)

Let's make Prisco's dream (and mine about that party) a reality, y'all.

Posted by: Snuggiepants the Deathbringer at February 5, 2010 2:32 PM

Is it offensive to serve Chinese food on Chinese new years? Are Chinese people offended if people suggest they like rice and chinese dumplings because I thought it would actually be cute to serve Chinese Food at work on Chinese new year but I won't if it's offensive. Oh God, am I as stupid and insensitive as the NBC chef?

Should I bring that in for the staff and residents? Yay or nay?

Posted by: becks at February 5, 2010 2:37 PM

I swear to you, if Prisco plays Richard III, I will weep with joy. Weep.

Posted by: Smokin at February 5, 2010 3:03 PM

I once lived in this swinger's subdivision in Love Valley. I got tired of it though, I was totally tapped out. I complained to the manager, but he just said, "Check your lease, man. Because you're living in fuck city!"

Posted by: Alon at February 5, 2010 3:09 PM

Prisco FTW!

Posted by: Katers at February 5, 2010 3:29 PM

hmmm... becks, personally, if someone served Kung Pao Chicken/General Tso Chicken/Orange Chicken on chinese new year, i'd be pretty offended. But just mostly by their taste...

I would be super happy if you served dumplings on chinese new year though. I LOVEEEE DUMPLINGS!

Also, chinese new year is in 9 days!!!whooo

Posted by: dene at February 5, 2010 3:36 PM

Is the Black History menu insulting? I dunno. But they're stupid for not calling it Soul Food Day. We all know it's February, NBC.

Posted by: Chickaboom at February 5, 2010 3:55 PM

I love Ewan. Also - that redubby star trek? 'Come to my place, we'll put on some Zepplin and eat Cheddar Cheeeese' - I almost died laughing!

Posted by: replica at February 5, 2010 4:25 PM

OK, that picture of Anne Hathaway is frighteningly photoshopped! Look at her head! (I know for some of you, it's hard to tear your eyes away from her bosom). It's way too big for the rest of her body. And her neck looks stumpy. She does not have an over-sized head in real life! She does not have a stumpy neck! That picture is freaking me the fuck out!

Posted by: tamatha at February 5, 2010 4:55 PM

It doesn't matter if a barking frog says it, truth is truth, and Bob Dylan can not sing for shit. The man can right the hell out of some songs, but sing? No.

Posted by: EricD at February 5, 2010 4:55 PM

Nick Jonas may be a worthless twat, but that don't make him wrong. If you taught a manatee to fart in tune, you'd have a pretty fair approximation of Dylan's voice.

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at February 5, 2010 4:59 PM

It doesn't matter if a barking frog says it, truth is truth, and Bob Dylan can not sing for shit. The man can right the hell out of some songs, but sing? No.--EricD

Oh sweet Godtopus, EricD and I agree on something. The rapture must be nigh.

Posted by: welldressed at February 5, 2010 5:24 PM

Hmm, I can't help but wonder if that Black History Month sign is actually from the set of 30 Rock....

Posted by: meaux at February 5, 2010 5:29 PM

Actually, per TVtattle, the woman who worked in the cafeteria had been trying to get this menu for February for 8 years and she's pretty pissed that the sign had to be taken down.

Even ?love seems to be embarrassed having the thing blow up.

Posted by: groovekiller at February 5, 2010 6:07 PM

Huh, well so much for that theory, then! Don't get me wrong, the food sounds awesome, but the sign looks a little...over the top, I guess.

Posted by: meaux at February 5, 2010 6:23 PM

Posted by: groovekiller at February 5, 2010 6:07 PM

Also, she's a black lady herself, so I can't see why anyone would get offended when it was an actual black lady who advocated the idea and came up with the menu. It's not like a bunch of old white execs came up with it...

Posted by: Chugga at February 5, 2010 6:40 PM

NBC, with its tasteless observation of Black History Month, has continued its freefalling reign as Network King Of Bad Decisions.

I really don't see what's wrong with what happened there. If they hadn't said that it was for Black History month no one would have noticed or cared.

Posted by: Paul D at February 5, 2010 7:55 PM

I just don't get the whole Anne Hathaway thing. The plot of any movie she's in invariably has the range we all witnessed in episode after ingeniously creative episode of Scooby Doo.

Remember that one Anne Hathaway movie where she starts out a nobody, then gets into trouble, and then in the end, after some remarkable transformation, she triumphs? My god, that movie was AWESOME!!!!!

Posted by: Johnnyboy at February 5, 2010 8:41 PM

Hasn't Prisco had work for like, 8 years on "Entourage" playing Turtle? I'm confused.

Posted by: superasente at February 5, 2010 9:21 PM

This is how we take over, kids. First a Pajiban will conquer TV, then movies, then The Academy itself. It can all start with a small donation to the Prisco Relief Fund!

Posted by: stardust at February 5, 2010 9:53 PM

i read lost symbol i hope they do make it right.
i can't get enough stuff about secret societies.

Posted by: Utah Dynamo at February 5, 2010 10:24 PM

a friend of mine emailed me to ask whether or not the menu was offensive and how it was different than serving bratwurst and sauerkraut for Oktoberfest, and he also said that "most of my other black friends do have relatives with family recipes for fried chicken and other southern fare, and it is a staple of their upbringing and culture."

my response:

"i think it comes down to an issue of perception among some people. fried chicken and watermelon has historically been a stereotype associated with black people and at first, the menu seemed to be feeding into that stereotype not necessarily in a negative way, but in a way that was just so blatantly stereotypical that it made me bristle. i thought "what's the point? serve some southern food and call it a black history celebration? that's pretty lame." as for your point about oktoberfest, i'm not aware of traditionally german food feeding any historically negative stereotype about german people.

fried chicken, collards and whatnot is a traditionally southern food, not just "black people food." i think it can be a negative stereotype that is used to perpetuate negative perception about black people among people inclined to have negative perceptions about black people. (if that makes any sense.) like "black people go CRAZY around chicken and watermelon! hide your white women!"

i wonder if the black friends you mention grew up in the south? among my "northern" black friends, it's sort of funny that fried chicken and collards are seen as "black people food." i didn't grow up on it and neither did they, although we certainly recognize that soul food aka black people food is mostly those kinds of southern food. but what do i know... my mom is a jew. :)

you make a good point though and i certainly wouldn't think you're being an apologist!

i guess the point is, it's all about context. my view of the whole issue changed when i found out it was a black chef who came up with the idea. it just goes to show that race in this country is a very touchy subject, huh?


(oh, i found this link on the subject if you're interested)

http://www.weekly.dailytrust.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=1921:fried-chicken-and-watermelon-racism-through-food-in-america&catid=1:comments&Itemid=109

p.s. i do make really good collard greens, btw."

all that aside, my favorite response which i saw on twitter was "i'm simultaneously offended and hungry."


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Posted by: Patty at February 6, 2010 10:59 AM

I gave a small donation but if the Boozehound is matching I'm tempted to give a larger one just to make him pay through the nose. Bwahahaha.

Posted by: lainiefig at February 7, 2010 10:16 AM





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