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La Lohan Wants You To Feel Her Pain

By Agent Bedhead | Pajiba Love | February 4, 2010 | Comments ()

By Agent Bedhead | Pajiba Love | February 4, 2010 |


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Lindsay Lohan will reveal herself as a "secret celebrity hoarder" in a televised interview today. Naturally, this is a clinically semi-justifiable excuse for stealing shit. (Yeeeah!)

Lady Gaga has a new tattoo, although I can't tell you what part of her body this photo appears to feature. (Litely Salted)

Jason Segal kissed a dude, and, based upon the reputation of this other fellow, he's probably got a lovely case of the herp brewing. (Seriously? OMG! WTF?)

Christian Bale and Javier Bardem... on the same movie screen? Yes, please. (Cinematical)

Amanda Seyfried thinks jeans are, like, really sexy. Better keep your mouth shut on that film promotional trail, sweetie. (Screen Junkies)

Morgan Freeman and Sandra Bullock attempt to put the smackdown on Avatar as the future of cinema. (Rope of Silicon)

Jason Statham and Vinnie Jones intend to open "The Snatch Bar." Of course, it won't be a meat market at all. (Film Drunk)

Michael Bay Dimunitive Boner Alert: Megan Fox's 3D slo-mo boobies coming at ya in Transformers 3. (IGN)

AC/DC frontman Brian Johnson vs. Bono. I've got no words for this. (Celebitchy)

25 Drunks Passed Out on Benches. Makes one appreciate life, eh? (Holy Taco)

Chlöe Sevigny and Maggie Gyllenhaal's asses are both worth $60,000 in the front row. (Fashionista)

Get your bunks ready, for you may find yourself considering the hand-job possibilities presented by this "Awesome Hand Ninja" performance. You're welcome. (YouTube)

Agent Bedhead lives in Tulsa, Oklahoma. She and her little black heart can be found at agentbedhead.com.


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