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By Stacey Nosek | Pajiba Love | February 4, 2009 |


Awe. Some. Stephen King gave Stephenie Meyer the ultimate burn. Thanks to everyone who sent this link in to me! (yahoo)

Fat Arms McGruff (a.k.a. Bret Michaels) has offered himself as Jennifer Aniston’s squire if things don’t work out with John Mayer. You know, I didn’t think her life could get more depressing, but there ya go. (WIMB)

Ricky Gervais wrote an open letter to President Obama on how to improve diplomatic relations between our two countries. (QuizLaw)

Hilary Duff and Faye are apparently embroiled in a feud. Huh. I’ve got nothing against Hilary Duff, per se, but maybe she should keep her little horsey mouth shut on this one. (Celebslam)

One of the Terminator producers have come forwards to defend Balehole. He wasn’t really mad, he was just… Acting! (Celebitchy)

In zombie news: Jesus hates zombies. Well, of course he does. Jesus ruins everything that’s cool. (YBNBY)

In more Jesus news: here’s this guy. Nuff said. (Jezebel)

“Can you guess which actor transforms into a drag queen supermodel for his latest film?” I don’t want to spoil the answer… Because, damn. (Agent Bedhead)

I had weighed the options and decided I’d rather have Joaquin’s rap career be a hoax, so we could all laugh at him for sucking at hoaxes. But unfortunately it turns out it’s actually 100% real. (DListed)

OMG! Like, I totally hate The Jonas Brothers too! Let’s be besties! (NotesOnBarNapkins)

Oh, dammit. Joe Francis’ imprisonment has been downgraded to house arrest until his tax evasion trial. Just keep your fingers crossed he eats it then! (Evil Beet)

Our very own Pissboy has started a blog, and it’s… Not at all like what you’d think. (PissboyAndVinegar)

Your boy and ours, Adam Baldwin, talks past roles with the AV Club. (Thanks, Todd) (AV Club)

David Cross determined to make Alvin and the Chipmunks 2 the way it should be made: Completely shitfaced. (Props: Branded) (HuffPo)

More of Eliza Dushku sexying it up for “Dollhouse” promos. Is everyone totally excited for it yet? (Popoholic)

If you haven’t seen it yet, check out “Sugarlumps” from “Flight of the Conchords”:

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