I don’t want you guys to think Pajiba is necessarily biased towards Obama, so I finally found something awesome to post in Hillary’s favor. And, enjoy. (Jezebel)
Hey hey! It’s Frankie Muniz day on Webster’s Is My Bitch! (WIMB) and (WIMB)
Another day, another dickhead bible beater caught doing something lewd and illegal. (QuizLaw)
Mini-Love Diversion: Crazy and/or delicious sandwiches. These here are okay, but I think Pajiba readers can do better. Prove me right! (mental floss)
Janet muthafucking Huckabee for First Lady! Or if not that, at least her own reality show. I’m thinking a cross between “No Reservations” and “Man vs. Wild.” (ASWOBA)
Kirsten Dunst is this close to losing her shit, Britney-style. (Yeeeah!)
Now I’m all for making fun of ridic Facebook applications, but can we leave “Supernatural” out of this? It’s a good show, dammit. (ChrisAndQualler)
Is it just me or does Hayden Panettiere’s ensemble strike you as rather patriotic? Ooh! Ooh! Panetriotic. Nailed it! (Popoholic)
Everyone have lots of drunken Superbowl fun this weekend! (KSK)
I am not pro-anything enough to want someone I don't trust in the White House. I used to like her, in fact I voted for her twice, but I am disappointed in the way she has been conducting herself throughout her campaign. She seems to want to win an any odds, and she's not a good enough actress to cover up the fact that she really doesn't give a shit about you or me. And she pretty much proved that to me last night when she wore turquoise jewelry at a debate that was being held in a state with a large hispanic population. Don't tell me that wasn't on purpose.
Sorry, y'all, these are just my opinions.
Posted by: Kolby at February 1, 2008 4:25 PM
Best sandwich I ever had: Duck breast on a crisp roll with bacon, apple slices, swiss cheese and blackberry mayo.
second best: anything from a panini press
Posted by: twig at February 1, 2008 4:30 PM
I may hate ole' Mike with a passion and was glad to see him move out of the Gov mansion, but I always liked Janet.
If for no other reason then she is not like most of these huge headed, uber skinny rich "society" gals you see all over Little Rock.
Yes, Little Rock....
Posted by: Jules at February 1, 2008 4:41 PM
Wow, I went a little overboard there.
Anyway, I love sandwiches, and can't possibly pinpoint a favorite one. I love BLTs, Reubens, grilled cheese & tomato, and cheesesteaks. For me, the best part of the weekend after Thanksgiving involves a thick slice of bread topped with hot turkey, mashed potatoes, stuffing, gravy and cranberry sauce. OH MY GOD.
Posted by: Kolby at February 1, 2008 4:45 PM
Put anything on panini bread and it'll make one helluva sandwich! Woooo!
Posted by: ScarletKnight at February 1, 2008 4:52 PM
Like I mentioned in another thread....I still think the best sandwich in the world is crunchy peanut butter and blackberry jam with turkey breast on wheat. That, my friends, is heaven. I just made myself drool a little....
Posted by: Shadows of Dakaron at February 1, 2008 4:58 PM
Peanut butter and dill pickle - Best. Sandwich. Ever.
Posted by: Chris at February 1, 2008 5:18 PM
Turkey breast.
Bacon.
Alfalfa sprouts.
Diced baby cucumber.
Lots of mayo.
(This is the crucial part.) On SUNFLOWER BREAD.
The actual reason God created the human race is so that this sandwich would consequently be invented.
Posted by: Elron Hubble at February 1, 2008 5:30 PM
Chris, that sounds like a Pregnancy Sammich to me.
Posted by: tt_marie at February 1, 2008 5:31 PM
The fact that Hayden Pantymidget is getting ANY press defies........ logic.
Posted by: BarbadoSlim at February 1, 2008 5:31 PM
mashed potatoes, fried chicken pulled off of bone, and english peas on sliced bread or a yeast roll. in my family we call it a public school sandwich because it was a classic cafeteria meal from my elementary school all put together. it gives me joy.
Posted by: kb at February 1, 2008 5:32 PM
Oh: and the second best sandwich in the world can be found at an eatery called the Beaufort Grocery in the picturesque town of Beaufort, North Carolina.
They call it the "Joshua Tree" and it's all veggie and I don't know what-all is in it, but I wish I had one right now.
Posted by: Elron Hubble at February 1, 2008 5:33 PM
Just the fact that you're calling Hil out for her jewelry is a joke. Give me a frickin break people. And I'm not voting for either of them (hell YEAH I like McCain, so sue me), but I am a woman that's starting to get a little ticked off with all the undercover and/or subconscious sexism, that's going on in this election.
Posted by: Be Adequite! at February 1, 2008 5:43 PM
Boo! No!! I promise there's no vendetta! I felt badly that I've been posting so much Obama stuff, so I was just trying to make light of that -- not dig myself deeper in the hole.
Basically, I just like to make fun of everything. And you have to admit, that's pretty damn hilarious that Mann "McSkeletor" Scmoulter is backing Hil. Although, it makes me wonder if she's doing it on purpose to scare the liberals away. Crazy like a fox, that woman! A hateful, evil, repugnant fox.
Well, they're passing judgment on Supernatural without having actually seen the show. I can see how, based on previews alone, it might seem silly. But hell if it ain't a suprisingly good show once you give it a chance.
And my vote for a delicious sandwich is grilled vegetables (peppers, eggplant, artichokes) with provolone cheese on panini bread. Now I'm hungry.
Posted by: Lannie at February 1, 2008 6:03 PM
I don't get the connection between turquoise jewelry and Hispanics. Please enlighten me.
Posted by: e.b. at February 1, 2008 6:16 PM
best sammich:
grilled peanut butter and jelly. for reasons unknown my mom called them "dutch sandwiches". i like plum jelly.
my brother and i would also sneak peanut butter and either chocolate frosting or choc. syrup when the folks were at work.
another: avocado mashed w/ miracle whip, sliced tomatoes and alfalfa sprouts (bacon optional) on wheatberry (rye is good, too) bread.
sorry. i'm dieting. i could go on, and on.....
Posted by: bionic bunny at February 1, 2008 6:18 PM
oh, yeah. i got a panini press for christmas that i haven't used yet (again, the diet), because when we were in maui, i fell madly in love with the fresh mozzerella, basil, tomato, & prosciutto paninis at this little smoothie shop up the road.
*sigh*
island fever.
Posted by: bionic bunny at February 1, 2008 6:23 PM
Stacy... Stacy... sta...cy *shakes head in disapproval* apologies and explanations are for the weak. Now, your position in the Pajiba pack is in peril, you are vulnerable, anyone here can challenge yo... WATCH OUT! see, they were gonna stab you in the back.
*mental note, stop drinking Jack Daniels and watching Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom while alone in the house*
Posted by: BarbadoSlim at February 1, 2008 6:28 PM
Don't worry, Slim! It doesn't happen often.
Anyway, I don't apologize -- I beat bitches up. Anyone out there want a piece of me? Huh? Huh?
Yeah. That's what I thought, all y'all punk-asses.
I believe the Coulter logic is: people HAAAAAAAAATE Hillary. I mean, not everyone, but people that don't like her do not half ass it. See: my mom. See: "Hilldebeest" See: Neil Boortz, Dick Morris, etc etc. McCain's a pretty likable guy, if troubled with some of the "base". But he'd sure have a lesser-of-two-evils advantage with suburban conservatives over Hillary. So Coulter thinks ain't no way is she gonna pick up any disenchanted Republicans. I don't know if McCain wants her help, but there you have it. Obama's "unknown" to a certain extent, but he also doesn't have a 16 year bloody grudge against him. I say again, my mom HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATES the Clintons. And she's not alone. And my gawd is it tiresome to hear.
Yes, the end of that video is classic.
I like bologna with American cheese slices, yellow mustard and bacon bits on wheat. Did you know Bac-Os are vegan? Not that I care, but it's a fun fact!
I have no quarrel with Panetierre, but I've never cared for the Dunst. Though I don't loathe her like that Parker woman. She's just......unremarkable. Is that bad? Yes, Simon, it is.
Does Pajiba not care about "U23D"? Cuts down the two hour set to a fairly predictable 80 minute list, but it's a motherfuckin IMAX light and sound spectacular!
Posted by: Jay at February 1, 2008 7:01 PM
Jules, are you from LR?
Any Sandwich is a good sandwich. You have to be a special type of moron to fuck up a sandwich.
Jay, see my mom hates Bill, but loves Hillary. I do not pretend to understand it. You are right though, those that hate Hillary, HAAAAAAATE her.
Posted by: Melody at February 1, 2008 7:13 PM
Simple and tasty sandwich: Bacon, fried eggs, tomatoe on some bread that is good at soaking up egg yolk. Cheese optional.
As for the Hillary/Obama crap: fuck that shit. I'm voting Green this year.
Posted by: the_Wakeful at February 1, 2008 7:47 PM
Turquoise is found in the SW United States & Mexico, and Hillary is supposed to be very popular with Hispanics (I think it's got more to do with her husband than her, actually). I'm certain she didn't actually choose that jewelry to appeal to Hispanics, I was trying to say that she'd stoop to pretty low levels to get votes. That's all. So, yeah, Be Adequite!, it wasn't a joke, but I wasn't being entirely serious either.
Posted by: Kolby at February 1, 2008 7:52 PM
Trail mix (the kind with nuts, seeds, & raisins, no chocolate)
Olive oil
Parmesan & Romano cheese
Mrs Dash Garlic & Herb
mixed together and rolled up in a whole-wheat flour tortilla or spread on multigrain bread: yum
It's good with shredded smoked turkey too.
Clinton/Obama '08: I'm open to it.
Posted by: Matt at February 1, 2008 8:20 PM
Hillary is the anti-Christ. Obama's views are just as whack as her's.
For those of us who actually have jobs and wouldn't think of voting Democrat, McCain is going have his hands just as deep in our pockets. I guess some people don't mind if we just sign our whole paychecks over to the government.
None of these 3 are electable and, yet, two of them will be our only choices. Too bad we can't dig up Ronnie and have the first zombie president. What a sad time to be an American.
Posted by: DissentingVoice at February 1, 2008 8:43 PM
Any sandwich is a good sandwich.
Best sandwich is from Say Cheese-
turkey
cranberry relish
brie
on rustica bread. Garnish as you like.
I miss Silverlake.
Posted by: demondoll at February 1, 2008 9:24 PM
If you feminist broads are for Hillary then explain to me why doesn't it bother you that her man seems to be doing all the work for her? I thought you feminist broads don't need a man nor want a man doing shit for you.
Posted by: Pookie at February 1, 2008 9:38 PM
1. Oh, come ON. There is only one true great sandwich: The post-Thanksgiving sandwich. Turkey, stuffing, cranberry sauce, mashed potatoes, sweet potato slices, roast beef, cheese and mayo on a bulkie roll (and you better heat that shit up. Seriously. It cannot be beaten. Ever. I defy anyone to top that.
2. Pookie... brother, I'd say you're a breath of fresh air, but that's not quite the right phrase. But whatever it is, I kinda dig it, in a weird way.
3. "Panetriotic. " zing!
4. Stace, hon, not everyone digs on Supernatural. Some, in fact, even think it's... well... not good.
I just wish I could catch one of these young hot bitches right before they hit rock bottom. I'd be like that black man in Requiem for a Dream, and I don't mean Marlon Wayans either.
Posted by: Pookie at February 1, 2008 10:35 PM
Kolby: I'm with you on the Hill thing. It's amazing how insane these campaigns have gotten and these are only the frickin' primaries! I shudder to think what kind of total madness lies ahead once the real race starts. Makes me wish I had a bunker in the wilderness in which to hide until at least December.
But isn't turquoise jewelry a Native American/Navajo thing?
Best sandwich ever: tuna fish and hard boiled egg with a little oil on a split crusty loaf eaten on the beach in Nice.
And the one time I did watch "Supernatural", I might have been sleep deprived with a newborn baby snoozing on my chest, but even still I could tell it was pretty bad. Sorry.
Posted by: Alabamapink at February 1, 2008 10:41 PM
Argh Stacy, I hear you there with the Facebook applications. I do not need to fight in the war waged between the penis and the vagina, or for that matter, what color best suits me or my sex song. I'm there for friends, not to clog my page with random crap I get sent for laughs!
And I hope Kirsten Dunst doesn't break down, she at least has some talent. Somewhere.
TK - perhaps, but I don't usually have beef laying around on Thanksgiving. Or ham, for that matter. It's strictly bird in the Kolby household.
Alabama Pink - it's traditionally associated with Native American cultures (especially in the SW), but it's mined heavily in Mexico. I was really reaching when I said that, and in hindsight I could have chosen something else to say to illustrate my point.
Posted by: Kolby at February 2, 2008 9:23 AM
Never had a problem with Dunst. Hope she's okay.
Posted by: Samantha T at February 3, 2008 9:09 AM
Best comfort sandwich on earth: peanut butter and nutella on soft oatmeal bread, grilled in a frying pan. The runner up would have to be the fresh mozzerella paninis I used to have for lunch at my old job, with tomato, romaine lettuce, red onion, and pesto. Yum.
Posted by: Kris at February 3, 2008 12:29 PM
My mum has always made me open-faced (crunchy) peanut butter and pineapple oven-grilled cheese sandwiches.
They are, in fact, delicious.
Posted by: Jams at February 3, 2008 3:53 PM
My most favorite sandwich ever:
Hummus
Black olive tapenade
Red onion marmalade (kind of like caramelized red onions, sort of)
Roasted red peppers
Goats' cheese
Lettuce
on a toasted H&H bagel. AMAZING.
(When I first heard about it, I thought "No. Too many ingredients." But it's so wonderful!)
Posted by: Jen Relapathy at February 3, 2008 7:10 PM
banana and mayo sammich on toasted bread.
oh yes.
Stace: Werd. I dunno, I think Hills gets reactionary hate. Anyway, it will be decided in a few days, and then I will really be able to get behind someone. *(I'd love to get behind Obama, if you know what I mean.) I guess it's hard for me to hate a person without knowing them personally. Usually I just feel disgust, I suppose.
I am stoned right now, therefore the whole "so chilled out, man" vibe. heh.
Kolby: Let me come to your rescue here. In Thursday's debate, the Dem candidates were asked about "the impact illegal immigration is having on the African American population".
Obama refused to be baited by such an obviously racist question (hey, let's pit 2 economically disenfranchised minorities against each other) and gave a very rational answer about the employment problems in Black communities and the need to treat illegal immigrants with dignity.
Hillary, on the other hand, jumped in with "a little story" about a "African American" she had met "just last night in Atlanta" (how convenient)who told her "he used to work construction, but now all the illegals get the jobs". Blatant pandering. Blatant reduction of a difficult issue to a vicious soundbite (let's make the Blacks blame the illegals for their problems so we can't be blamed). And then, she attacked Obama for supporting the proposal to grant driver's licenses to undocumented aliens despite the fact that she was all for it until she saw that Eliot Spitzer was getting a hard time because of it and she conveniently changed her mind.
That is why despite the fact that I am supposed to be her key demographic: 40s, female, educated, I logged on to my computer immediately and donated to Obama's campiagn.
She says what she thinks you want to hear just to get your vote. Obama sticks to what he believes in and says if you like this vote for me, if you don't, then don't.
got to love the end of that video