January 30, 2009 | Comments ()

By Stacey Nosek | Pajiba Love | January 30, 2009 |


Totally hypothetical question: What if … Rod Blagojevich was a character in the Grand Theft Auto IV video game? (Deus Ex Malcontent)

It’s day whatever of Jessica Simpson Fat Watch. In today’s news, Jessica dons a brave face and gets up to perform in front of people despite her condition. (WIMB)

This is hilarious. Here is a 1960’s news clips of the internet… Of the fuuuuture! Oh, how funny it was back when people didn’t have or understand technology. (ASWOBA)

I knew there was a reason we picked Austin as the location for our Pajibicon. It seems they’ve got a zombie infestation on their hands. (QuizLaw)

Apparently Jim Caviezel isn’t the first actor who will only ever be known for playing Jesus. Hear that, Hollywood? Jesus is a career killer. So stop making retarded movies about him. (PW)

I’ve actually never seen “The Amazing Race” before, despite shining recommendations from many friends and family. But now that Mike White (who I am a huge fan of) and his dad are going to be on it this season, I am totally watching. (Jezebel)

The latest example of change President Obama is bringing to the White House: Business casual weekends! (NY Times)

It turns out that lady who just shit out that entire litter of children is a single mother who lives with her parents. Damn, talk about making the fucking Duggars look good in comparison. (Celebitchy)

The bromance between Tom Cruise and the leader of Scientology has finally been confirmed on the website “Who’s Dating Who.” I knew it!!! (AgentBedhead)

Ashton Kutcher totally surprised everyone by reminding us what an insufferable dick he still is. I don’t know about you, but I damn near had forgotten. (Yeeeah!)

What if children’s book were written for adults? (HolyTaco)

To any of you interested in purchasing AMC’s Best Picture Showcase, Mike R. has a public service announcement. (Mr. Controversy)

Here are some wildly inappropriate pictures of Miley Cyrus. You can click if you want, but I can’t promise that the internet police won’t come after you. (Celebslam)

What kind of evil, soulless sonofabitch would make their beloved pet sleep in a giant plastic croc? (DListed)

The “Robot Chicken” guys have turned The Wrath of Khan into an opera. And here it is, for your viewing pleasure. Thanks to The_wakeful!

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