Pajiba Love 01/29/09

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Pajiba Love | January 29, 2009 | Comments (29)

Neil Patrick Harris left his mic on the other night when he went to use the bathroom at a “How I Met Your Mother” panel. If it were any other celebrity besides NPH I’d probably be mocking them mercilessly and it would be the highlight of my week. (Evil Beet)

Carlos Mencia has been uninvited to perform a fund raiser at a Spanish-language school after school officials actually, you know, watched his act. Hee. (WIMB)

Here’s a recap (with photos! squee!) of The State’s reunion at SF Sketchfest last weekend. Anybody out there lucky enough to have caught it? (Pop Candy)

A 46-year-old man is only ten arrests from two hundred. I wonder if the cops will make balloons drop out of the sky for the occasion. (QuizLaw)

The wife of evangelical preacher Ted Haggard went on “Oprah” yesterday (really, Oprah?) to talk about her husband’s “same sex attraction.” Because they still can’t call it just being gay. (Deus Ex Malcontent)

And on a barely related note, what would happen to the world if Oprah died and wasn’t around anymore? (atom)

Some idiot actually paid over two grand for the red pumps Governor Peggy Hill wore to the Republican National Convention. (Celebitchy)

We took a crack at the 20 Best Season of the Past 20 Years, much to the chagrin of “Sopranos” fans. So to make up for our shortcomings here is a list of the top one hundred shows of the past 20 years. I hope you’ll find it to be a bit more inclusive. (BuddyTV)

Here are 10 diamond-encrusted things that you don’t need. Still, I’d take “diamond-encrusted” over “shit-encrusted” any day. (mental floss)

Here’s “Dirty Jobs: With Mike Rowe.” Superbowl edition! (KSK)

For some reason that just reminded me… My sister and I were watching “Man Vs. Wild” last weekend when this commercial came on and we almost peed our pants. Has anyone else seen this shit? (YouTube)

Ugh, somebody finally figured out that technically, you could put bacon in chocolate. (TIB)

And now, here is an incredibly sexist and offensive fashion report on leather leggings. Sounds like that shit would cause yeast infections. NSFW. (DrunkenStepfather)

Here is “Flirting With Magic,” a series of techniques that even Gob Bluth would heartily endorse. Thanks, Jonathan!

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NPH cannot have an "oopsie". Everything he does is done purposely and has been santioned by Jeebus.

I also had no idea that Bear Grylls liked chunky nuts in his food.

Posted by: admin at January 29, 2009 1:16 PM

DAMN STATE JOB!!!!! I CANNOT access any videos or half the fun sites I am used to reading during the day!!!!!! I just keep obsessively refreshing Pajiba, hoping SOMETHING will come up that I can read!!! DAMN!!! CAN'T access EvilBeet!!!!

I mean, I need a job, money and benefits, but I NEED TO KNOW WHAT NPH DID, TOO!!!!!! AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!!!

Posted by: dammitjanet at January 29, 2009 1:20 PM

That picture of Neil Patrick Harris and the How I Met Your Mother ladies is too cute.

Posted by: Julie at January 29, 2009 1:21 PM

In other mic left on fun: Back in aught one I was student teaching and in early October I was one of the chaperones to an outdoor performance of some Shakespeare. You'd think early October would still be relatively warmish, but no. On this day the temperature got to around 30 and we got our first snowfall of that year. All of the actors wore body mics, and the poor sound guy just couldn't get the volume down fast enough when one actress left the stage, treating an audience of around 400 high schoolers to her complaint, "It's fucking freezing out here. My nipples feel like goddamn rocks!"

Posted by: Bistro at January 29, 2009 1:25 PM

Dammitjanet you are so fucking hot with your state job and not wanting to do any work. You are one hot piece of slacker ass. I would love to give you my private email address just so we can exchange dirty emails.

Posted by: Pookie at January 29, 2009 1:27 PM

And on a barely related note, what would happen to the world if Oprah died and wasn't around anymore?

Are you implying that Oprah could die and still be around?

Actually, I guess that's pretty likely. Fucking Oprah.

Posted by: Sean at January 29, 2009 1:30 PM

My sister gave me one of those bacon/chocolate bars for Christmas. It's just sitting in my pantry because I'm a little afraid to try it. And after reading that, I might not ever eat it. Who wants to be disillusioned about bacon going with everything?

Posted by: Jeni at January 29, 2009 1:52 PM

It's not that they were Peggy's shoes. It's that twice now, money has been paid for something so ugly.

Posted by: Jay at January 29, 2009 2:26 PM

The bacon-chocolate bar isn't so bad, honestly (salty-sweet is a good concept). The bacon-wasabi bar, on the other hand, is quite scary to me. The price is the scariest of all, considering one could make a bacon and Hershey bar sandwich fairly cheaply.

Posted by: melligans at January 29, 2009 2:29 PM

come on, Pooks.....hell, most of my dept. hasn't shown up for 2 days because of the weather, so there is literally nothing to do....click on my blog link, baby, and we can hook up....

*wink wink*

wait, are you being sarcastically mean to me?

Posted by: dammitjanet at January 29, 2009 2:29 PM

Er, and by bacon-wasabi bar I meant chocolate-wasabi bar. Curses!

Posted by: melligans at January 29, 2009 2:40 PM

Re: bacon-wasabi bar

Brilliant.

Posted by: admin at January 29, 2009 2:45 PM

Left his mic on in the bathroom, huh? Was he telling himself to take charge, that he was a lion?

Posted by: Sabrina at January 29, 2009 2:56 PM

melligans, I absolutely love the chocolate-wasabi bar. I don't know why, but it's fucking delicious.

Posted by: Snath at January 29, 2009 3:17 PM

Yeah Snath, I guess you're tired of that goddamn curry y'all cook with all the time.

Posted by: Pookie at January 29, 2009 3:31 PM

You know what I love? TACOS!

(that's gonna have to meet my quota for today. Swamped)

Posted by: Skitz at January 29, 2009 3:32 PM

Aw, Skitz, someday tacos will love you back.

Posted by: foursweatervests at January 29, 2009 4:16 PM

I shared this in the United States of Tara thread for some reason, though I meant it to be here.

Go here. Immediately. Then come back. Do it. I'll wait.

OH. MY. GOD.

Best thing ever or best thing ever?

Posted by: Snath at January 29, 2009 5:00 PM

Zombies in Texas!!! Grabbing my machete as I type....

http://www.statesman.com/blogs/content/shared-gen/blogs/austin/austin/entries/2009/01/28/sign_hacker_broadcasts_zombie.html

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,484326,00.html

http://www.kxan.com/dpp/news/Road_signs_warn_of_zombies

Posted by: hugeinjapan at January 29, 2009 5:12 PM

That list of the top 100 shows over on BuddyTV made a lot more sense then the 20 Best Seasons list here.

Posted by: EricD at January 29, 2009 5:56 PM

I forgot there were more links here past the first.

A 46-year-old man is only ten arrests from two hundred. I wonder if the cops will make balloons drop out of the sky for the occasion.

Who knows, but depending on what he's busted for, they might make balloons drop out of his ass! BLA-BAM!

OK, now I'm done.

Posted by: Sabrina at January 29, 2009 6:30 PM

God damn I hate Carlos Mencia, and I know I must have put over 20 posts on this site declaring my hatred for him, and everyone hates him, but it's still true. Fuck Carlos Mencia! I defy anyone to hate him more than me!

Posted by: George at January 29, 2009 6:41 PM

Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering. Hate, you should not George.

Posted by: Pookie at January 29, 2009 7:19 PM

I can't say for sure without video, but "leaving his mic on and giving himself a pep talk in the bathroom" sounds like something NPH would do intentionally, does it not? Dude loves a laugh.

Posted by: Mimi at January 29, 2009 9:58 PM

Also, Alyson and Cobie are both hot pregnant women, aren't they?

Posted by: Mimi at January 29, 2009 9:59 PM

But I killed the Menciites Pookie, and not just the men, but the women and the children too. They're like animals, laughing at that idiot, and I slaughtered them like animals. I hate them!

Star Wars aside, I still have nothing but contempt for Mencia. He's worse than Dane Cook. That's how much I hate him. Thank god he's only been in one movie. Although it was the last Farley brothers movie, and contained a queef, it was still only one movie. I'd rather watch a Hanna Montana marathon. I'd rather listen to an entire CD from Britney Spears. I'd rather be the bastard asshole baby of Perez Hilton and Donald Trump. I'd rather go back to middle school.

Posted by: George at January 30, 2009 12:32 AM

The wife of evangelical preacher Ted Haggard went on "Oprah" yesterday (really, Oprah?) to talk about her husband's "same sex attraction." Because they still can't call it just being gay. (Deus Ex Malcontent)

Does this mean that in the near future Mrs. Rowles will write a post on Pajiba about how Dustin has been seriously working on fighting his "man crushitis"?

Posted by: Iwantsprinkles at January 30, 2009 3:23 AM

Oh, and the 100 best shows list up there is terrible. I will never consider American Idol as a good show. And Everybody Loves Raymond should never have been on TV in the first place. That show blew soil. What an awful list.

Posted by: George at January 30, 2009 10:19 AM

Alyson Hannigan got herself knocked up? Go Wesley.

Posted by: Master Mahan at January 31, 2009 9:52 PM

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