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The Church of Scientology tries to make Xenu-ade out of some crazy motherfucking lemons. (IDLYITW)

An interview with “The State’s” Michael Showalter. But still no word on the DVDs, dammit. (A.V. Club)

Jason Bateman looks like he smells a fart, but that’s just the expression anyone gets on their face in close proximity of the douchenozzle from Sugar Ray. (WIMB)

Brilliant! Maybe after this lady found an assassin for her husband on Craigslist, she could sell his organs on Ebay. (QuizLaw)

Michelle Williams’ new film with Ryan Gosling is reportedly being put on hold in the wake of Heath Ledger’s death. (Evil Beet)

Quentin Tarantino bitchsmacks a paparazzi. To be fair though, dude you are at a Starbucks during Sundance, what the fuck were you expecting? (cityrag)

Ohhhkay. So apparently, not having sex is supposed to make you start having better sex. Does anyone else think that’s totally dumb? (Jezebel)

See I’m not the only one who can joke about Mickey Rooney’s horribly inappropriate character in Breakfast at Tiffanys. (BestWeekEver)

On one hand, this is kind of an invasion of privacy. But on the other hand: hey dumbasses, don’t post your private shit on the internet! (YesButNoButYes)

It’s Super Bowl time! For us non-football fans, this means looking forward to a lot of stupid commercials and (hopefully!) wardrobe malfunctions. (ChrisAndQualler)

Drunken History Volume Two: Benjamin Franklin discovers electricity; as told by a drunk guy and reenacted by Jack Black and Clark Duke, after the jump!

Pajiba Love | January 29, 2008 | Comments (25)


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You know originally, Far and Away was a first Sciento attempt at mass audience recruitment. Problem was, you know, Nicole Kidman...and, uh.. mass audiences, is something that's just never gonna happen.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at January 29, 2008 3:51 PM

Wait, the guy from Sugar Ray sucks? I thought he was friendly and unassuming.

Headline wasn't edgy enough?

Posted by: twig at January 29, 2008 4:01 PM

There's a chance I'm going to regret asking this, but Slim, you serious?

That video was great, except for the vomiting. I can't handle other people puking. Especially when said puke sloshes over the edge of the toilet bowl.

Posted by: Kolby at January 29, 2008 4:03 PM

Kolby: I shit you not.

True story...

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at January 29, 2008 4:09 PM

It's so much easier to like Quentin Tarantino when you aren't, y'know... seeing him. I always cringe through his interviews and DVD commentaries. I love most of his movies, but he seems like the sort of guy you'd dread being around.

Posted by: Lannie at January 29, 2008 4:24 PM

What the HELL is wrong with Tarantino? He looks freakier than usual, those super-sunken eyes make him look like some kind of undead director.

Posted by: june at January 29, 2008 4:30 PM

Non... football fan? Does not compute.

Superbowls are really about the parties anyway, right?

Posted by: that bees chick at January 29, 2008 4:31 PM

What the HELL is wrong with Tarantino?

Posted by: june at January 29, 2008 4:30 PM

I can sum it up in ONE word:

Cocaine.

Lots and lots of it.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at January 29, 2008 4:37 PM

the only reason to watch the Superbowl this year is Referee Mike Carey. Finally, something for the ladies! He's wsapnin's chocolate fantasy. Pray for yellow flags!

Posted by: wsapnin at January 29, 2008 4:55 PM

love the video. even the barfing. i was going to send it to mr. bunny at work, until i read what kolby said.
yeah. i'm one sick puppy. i can't help it. i love jack black. and happy drunks.

Posted by: bionic bunny at January 29, 2008 5:23 PM

I once sat within five feet of Mark Mcgrath at Mel's Drive-In... he was, in a word, dirty. Okay, make that two words, very dirty.

Then he got up and we watched him go outside and climb into a GOLD SUV and drive away.

Posted by: carrie at January 29, 2008 5:27 PM

What I want to know about that picture of the teenage girls in the bathtub is. . .

WHY IS A MIDDLE-AGED MOTHER TAKING THE PICTURE.

Posted by: teacupnosaucer at January 29, 2008 5:37 PM

Damn I love those drunken guys learnin' me about history. I about peed my pants when Jack Black sniffed in unison with our shit-faced narrator.
I'm with you teacupnosaucer - was that their pervy grandma taking that picture or a really old and female version of Wooderson?

Posted by: Dangle McGee at January 29, 2008 6:16 PM

There is something about Quentin Tarantino that makes me want to go Pookie on his ass. And not in a good way. Shut up, Quentin.

Posted by: Daphne at January 29, 2008 6:31 PM

I actually liked Far and Away, and Nicole Kidman back in her curly days.

But it didn't make me think 'Hey I'll join that group trying to rid people of alien souls.'

Posted by: Andrew831 at January 29, 2008 8:36 PM

That drunk guy wasn't nearly as drunk as the last drunk guy. Or should I say didn't act as drunk, 'cause the other guy didn't puke, but he was much more "animated" in his drunkenness.

Posted by: the_wakeful at January 29, 2008 9:32 PM

So, ummmmm....., uh what's with the dud in the dress and the panties/diaper?

WhooHoo - Big Blue in the Super Bowl and the Mets got Santana!

(Sorry for the sports related comment - will go back to the snark now)

Posted by: Brian at January 29, 2008 9:54 PM

Apparently some of you have never heard of Ed Hochuli. You wanna talk about a good looking guy. He's got arms bigger than some of the NFL players!

Posted by: ScarletKnight at January 30, 2008 10:21 AM

Quentin Tarantino is an hilariously ineffectual bitch. He wouldn't frighten a kitten.

I love how the pap goes after him to taunt him for more. Because, you know, QT is such a scary badass.

Posted by: the sieve at January 30, 2008 10:51 AM

Quentin Tarantino is hilariously ineffectual. He wouldn't frighten a kitten.

I love how the pap goes after him to taunt him for more. Because, you know, QT is such a scary badass.

Posted by: the sieve at January 30, 2008 10:52 AM

Note to self: edit first, then post. Oops.

Posted by: the sieve at January 30, 2008 10:54 AM

ScarletKnight - Would the fact that he's an attorney raise or lower him in your estimation?

Posted by: pinkcheese at January 30, 2008 11:42 AM

pinkcheese - With arms that big, He could be La Haggis' brother and I would still respect him. Besides, would you want to face him in court?

Posted by: ScarletKnight at January 30, 2008 1:11 PM

Nope, not me...he's scary.

Posted by: pinkcheese at January 30, 2008 2:59 PM

That angry baby picture made me laugh my ass off.

Angry babies are funny.

Posted by: Slash at January 30, 2008 3:34 PM