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*psst* (Zelda was 76)

I hate Tila Tequila's face. I just don't like it. It's ..kinda piggy, or something. I don't even know. I just don't like it.

OH. MY. GAWWWWWWWWWWWWWD. Stacey, I honestly never properly thanked you for the Tastykakes I got for Christmas, because SWEET ZOMBIE JESUS were those things ever good. But those Butterscotch Krimpets? TO DIE FOR. And now that they're in a delicious, liquid form that requires no chewing? Well, needless to say I'm going to get fat as hell very soon.

It was drugs. That girl was too tiny to handle that much cocaine.

JD Salinger passed away. Weird day - JD and Zelda makes it feel like 1982 again...

...None of you are bitching about the I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell ad we’re currently running?

I'm ignoring it. Plus I thought it was generally agreed that Pajiba is such an awesome site that we will endure almost any ad if it helps keep the place running. I found it more amusing that "The Crazies" trailer popped up on the side when reading about Mel Gibson.

Why do the youngins' start smoking nowadays? Can't they just drink? At least then there's a chance you'll get away cancer-free. Every pack of cigarettes should come embedded with a tiny vid that shows my aunt hocking up another piece of lung. It's reaalllll pretty. That's you in fifty years, kids! Oh, I know--you don't think it'll happen to you, but I'm guessing there's a whole bunch of my old high school classmates who used to gather on a place we called "Smoker's Hill" during breaks that are now enjoying lung cancer. Plus, it makes you and everything you touch stink. You might not smell it, but I guarantee everyone else does. The chocolate my aunt sends every Christmas tastes like the contents of a goddamn ashtray. It's a glamorous lifestyle.

The iPad ad (can't even type that without snickering) was indeed creepy. Doesn't the screen get mucked up with fingerprints?

DeistBrawler - Why do you keep watching comedies if you don't like them? (I tend to agree with you most of the time by the way, but tend to avoid them. I also avoid horror movies because they make me hide behind couches.)

All right. I just wanted to take a moment away from tastykakes and Tila Tequila and whatever other nonsense you people are chatting about to discuss that movie villains that should have won list

1: Hannibal Lecter does win. Clarisse follows his advice and he escapes.

2: Anton Chigurgh also wins. he gets away and lives according to his code. car accident nothing. you know he escaped.

3:Freddy krueger has been around a lot longer than any other cast member in the franchise.

4: the current economic culture on wall street would suggest that mr. gekko's legacy lives longer than charlie "i beat my wife" sheen's.

5: AAAA!!! Kaiser Soze does win! THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT OF THE FUCKING MOVIE!! YOU THINK HE CAN'T AFFORD RECONSTRUCTIVE SURGERY?!?!? HE RUNS ALL CRIME, CHAZZ!!

6: Jack dies and only gets laid once. Iceberg continues to float.

7: I'm not even going to get into the retarded time loop that is the Terminator series.

8: Finally, the whole Star Wars universe is based on the story of fall and then redemption of Anakin/Vader, and at the end of Jedi, we see Anakin all glow-y and immortal with Yoda and Obi-Wan. And now he get to be digitally remastered into the hot young body of a steamy Haydn Christensen for all eternity.

... Ok, maybe he does lose.

But my point stands! The veracity of this list is spurious at best!

You may now return to talking about Yodels or vaginas or whatever it is you people do with your lives.

In answer to your question rhombus I'm trying to watch every movie ever made.

Just kidding. However I do try to watch as many as possible. Films outside of my favorite genres. Films with actors I can't stand. Ever expanding my horizons. I will one day be the greatest film guru ever. EVER.

Optimus...I don't have a hatchet man tattoo. To call me a Juggalo is a vast overstatement.

Does the iPad come with wings for those heavy days?

I saw those pictures of Taylor Momsen. I mean for one, 'smoking' is a frigging loosely used word, she holds a cigarette up towards her mouth but I don't see any smoke.
And even if she is, who gives a shit?
If ALL she's doing is smoking, I'm happy.

She said something the other day which actually endeared her to me for the first time, she pointed out that people have fits when she wears garters (I think people have fits when she wears garters and LITTLE ELSE but that isn't the point) but she prefers garters/holdups since her tights fall down.
I am often a victim of tight descent and often wear either hold ups, or put shorts or an extra pair of panties over the tights.
So my point is, who gives a shit?
If parents don't want their kids to mimic her,SMACK THEM IN THE HEAD

Aaaw Zelda.

I'm kind of in love with Johnny von Awesome right now.

You live up to your name, good Sir (or madam. It's so hard to tell around here). You are, in fact, Awesome.

The wicked witch didn't drop houses on any body. Dorothy's house fell on The Witch by accident. Jesus that's a stupid fucking list.

I was gonna do a l'il bitching about the Tucker Max ad when I first noticed it, but I knew it wouldn't do any good.

I choose instead to revel in the irony of that movie advertising on this site which gave it the perfectly scathing review it deserved.

Is it possible Brittany Murphy woke one morning, rolled over, saw what she married and just died of massive shame?

I DID BITCH ABOUT IT! I bitched about it in the Legion review. I couldn't even bring myself to read the review because I was disgusted with the ad.

And don't forget... buttholes.

Tracer...we don't need to hear about your sexual shenanigans. Again.

About Brittany Murphy's cause of death--when I hear "dying of a broken heart", I think Victorian ladies clutching their pearls while they keel over in a dead faint. As in, nobody has died of a broken heart since 1880 or so. Does Mr. Brittany Murphy secretly read Victorian romance novels?

Nadine--I agree that the cigarette looked weirdly large, but she's a very tiny girl, and she could have been smoking, like, a Camel Wide or something. Plus, given the position of her hand and the shape of her mouth, there is about a 0% chance that it was photoshopped--I mean, what else could she possibly have been doing?

But yeah, if Taylor Momsen wants to smoke, fuck it. I don't give a shit. That's a problem for her parents to deal with.

I'm not even kidding... the Tina Tequila/Joe Francis thing sent me into full-bodied spasms of horror. I fuck you not, I'm still shivering.

Ah, so this is what revulsion tastes like...

Did a comment involving my name disappear? How weird. But to whomever did mention me on this thread, thanks for thinking of me! :)