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By Stacey Nosek | Pajiba Love | January 28, 2009 |


Notorious animal retardivists PETA came up with the most obscene ad they could think of to run during the Super Bowl and then acted totally surprised and insulted when NBC refused to air it. Sigh. (Yeeeah!)

The Jonas Brothers have been nominated for the worst band of the year. Really? I don’t think “Worst Band of All Time” would be pushing it. (WIMB)

For a good time, you could probably call this chick. I bet she’d not only give you one, but probably leave something nice and itchy behind as well. (QuizLaw)

OHMYGOD OHMYGOD OHMYGOD!!!! The starting line-up for Puppy Bowl 2009 has been announced! Have you caught Puppy Bowl fever yet?! (Jezebel)

Woo! Here’s a gratuitous plug to win an Elvis Costello/Sundance Channel prize pack. You know you want it. (AgentBedhead)

Sad news: John Updike has passed away at the age of 76. (ASWOBA)

More sad news: Kim Manners, acclaimed TV sci-fi director of shows such as “X-Files” and “Supernatural,” has died of lung cancer at age 59. (EOnline)

Saddest news of all? It turns out that Hugh Hefner’s new twin girlfriends may not have long to live. I know I’ll be saying a prayer for them. (Celebslam)

Oooooh… Nerd alert! Nerd alert! Still promo shots of Eliza Dushku from the premiere episode of “Dollhouse” are online! (Popoholic)

Here’s one I haven’t seen before: A list of 10 ironic deaths. (NotesOnBarNapkins)

Is Joaquin Phoenix pulling an Andy Kaufman stunt with this whole rap career thing of his? Either way, no one gets the joke, so he gets an F minus from me. (Celebitchy)

Avril Lavigne’s new line for Kohl’s looks like active wear for a 12-year-old special needs hooker. (DListed)

I saw some show on like UPN or the CW or something one time about redneck weddings. And from what I saw, this honestly does not look that far off. (CakeWrecks)

What’s your favorite burger topping? Mine is hot buttery dick innuendo. (Thanks to FourFour!)

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