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By Stacey Nosek | Pajiba Love | January 27, 2010 | Comments ()

By Stacey Nosek | Pajiba Love | January 27, 2010 |


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GROSS. Just how sure are we that movie theater 3-D glasses are adequately cleaned before we receive them? Sure enough that I'll probably never see a 3-D movie again without bringing my own glasses. (Film Drunk)

Here are six films starring scandalous actors. Wait, that Fatty Arbuckle dude actually raped and killed a chick? How have I never known this? (PW)

On whether or not Joseph Gordon-Levitt may appear as the star of Marc Webb's reboot of the Spiderman franchise, we have speculation the only way we like it -- unfounded! (Agent Bedhead)

Last night on "American Idol" they chose two moderately untalented singers with careers based on gimmick to judge the singing of others. Nice. (Hairballs)

Tila Tequila left a "Poochie"-style message on her twitter that she's quitting ... Um, something. We're not really sure what it is Tila Tequila does in the first place. (Litelysalted)

You may have heard that Olympic figure skater Nancy Kerrigan's father passed away and her brother is being implicated, so naturally crackhead figure skater Tonya Harding has released a statement about it. (Yeeeah!)

Pepto-Bismol's new "InstaCool" product is trying to make getting diarrhea "cool" again. (Impulsive Buy)

Jane Lynch and her doctor girlfriend are getting married! Also, I feel really dumb that it never occurred to me that Jane Lynch was a lesbian before. (Celebitchy)

I know how you guys like these pieces, and although I do not watch "Lost," here is everything Sawyer said on Season Five of "Lost" (Unlikely Words) and everything Sawyer said on Season Five of "Lost." (Unlikely Words)

In a "Price is Right" first, some lady got so excited about the prospect of winning a new car that she literally dropped dead on stage. Or she may have actually just fainted. Sensationalism ahoy! (Warming Glow)

I have to admit, Meghan McCain is kind of growing on me -- on her blog she asks why girls who are naturally endowed are considered "big" but girls who get implants aren't? Well, obviously because most girls who get implants don't have the type of body frame to support them naturally. (Zelda Lily)

Here's my favorite movie poster designer Saul Bass on making money versus making quality work. (mental floss)

One of the "Jersey Shore" Guidettes has topless photos floating around. Because of course she does. (Screen Junkies)

This week the Harriet Carter catalog, naturally, asks the important question: "Why are there no cats in the bible? (IBBB)

Some famous French prankster dude pulled one over on a hapless pizza delivery man, with hilarious results:

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