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Star Trek, dude. Not Star Wars. That a-hole's still alive.

Seriously Rowles, what sort of sixth rate shithole are you running here?

Ha! Of all the typos...

Star Wars, Star Trek, harmless mistake, it could happen to anyone. Sad but true fact of the day: I've never seen any "Star" movie, which includes Star Trek, Star Wars, A Star Is Born...None of them.

Also, the amount of puppies in today's PL makes me all warm and fuzzy on the inside.

MMMMMM............ Nathan Fillion.....mmmmmmmm..........porn...............mmmmmmmmm......

THAT'S what I'm TALKIN' BOUT, WILLIS!!!!

And my brother having a crush on Rumer Willis only proves that his taste in women is hit or miss at best. He seems to have a thing for celebrity daughters though, he was practically in love with Eva Amurri after watching Saved!.

It's also worth noting that if Rumer is unavailable, he's more than happy to take Demi off Ashton's hands.

Anyone who starts making apologies for this "salted" person is a communist, and hates America.

Meh, what did you expect, I'm Canadian! I heart my Salty LoveMaster.

In an unplanned symbiosis with the Holy Taco "worst employees" piece, Cracked had an article today about the 8 worst customers. http://www.cracked.com/article_16994_8-customers-everyone-hates.html

Jeremy is from Montreal, I believe, so he very well may be a communist. You know how those Canadians are...

At least we don't spend 200 million passing out contraceptives. Government regulated procreation, which is the other country that does that?

Hmmmmmm......oh yes, CHINA!

Indeed, Admin. Point: Canada! We're America's hat! Although handing out free condoms is a pretty good idea. Hooray for safe sex!

And Genny & Rusty, believe me, I have three brothers. One of them once threw their poo at me (It was in a snowball, and it missed). I ALWAYS win the "Whose brother is grosser" game.

Thank you, Lindsay

Marra, I more applaud my brother's offbeat taste in women. Girls with exceptionally strong jawlines need love too, after all. And he lives in Cleveland, so I'm thinking his standards have taken a serious hit since moving there.

And Jeremy, he's never done anything truly gross. Well, there was the time he and an ex boyfriend of mine were talking about what their favorite style of girl's underwear was right in front of me. I took my wallet out of my purse and started hitting myself in the face with it, hoping I could disrupt the brain cells that were racing to encode that memory forever. It didn't work.

However, I did once break a window with him when we were little kids. So I guess he's just working on getting even.

RE PG Porn: Does anyone else get the impression that when Nathan Fillion kisses the porn star that he looks like he's trying not to catch something?

I said "respect", Ms. Weaves!

(besides, she's all hypo-allergenic softcore anyway)

(and the woman's got wrecking ball hips!)

And, admin, while that contraceptive funding does seem crass, look at it this way; if people can't afford contraception than they can't afford kids. It's a hell of a lot cheaper for the government to pay for some birth control pills and condoms than it is for them to pay welfare for the babies that result from parents being too poor to buy contraceptive, or to house, feed, and clothe the children whose parents abandon them because they don't have the money to take care of them. Especially in this economy.

For comparison purposes: my birth control costs $30 a month and for as long as I've been sexually active, that adds up to $2,040 total that I've spent on birth control. If I'd have had even one baby, I would have spent more than that in less than 6 months. If the government's going to be paying either way, I'd rather they pay the smaller bill.

People have sex. The sooner we stop pretending that everyone is smart and careful about it and won't have sex unless they want babies, the better.

If I'd have had even one baby, I would have spent more than that in less than 6 months.

Six weeks, mostly on stuff not covered by your medical insurance, like not being thrown out into the snow by the hospital ten minutes after the birth. Hell, maybe six days.

Yay! I'm consistently the third worst kind of retail employee when I'm really desperate for cash and go three months (that's about the average) working for a big box employer. The only difference is that I only sing to close a sale - commission and custom work only for me. I've also been known to pop and lock and have patience far beyond anyone else's expectations. Thank Godtopus for soul stealing high school theater employment, otherwise I'd probably be whipping up lattes to make ends meet right now.

Dress your family up like hoodless druids! It's Snuggie! /shoots self in head

What is with women throwing themselves at guys who look like they haven't showered or combed their hair in months? First it was Colin Farrell, then that Twilight guy Rob Pattinson, now Russell Brand. I don't get it! When Nick Nolte had that crazy mugshot, did he suddenly find himself surrounded by crazy amounts of poon?

rikki, I thought about saying "less than a month" but I wanted to err on the high side, assuming I had health care (which I do) and have family members who could donate certain supplies (which I also do).

admin, I'm on Jeremy's side too, so I understand. Carry on.

only $30 a month??? Try $52 - and it's not covered by insurance. That means, holy shit, I've spent $8,736 to not get pregnant.

**VIAGRA** on the other hand, is covered.

Why is BC not covered by insurance? Because the religious right does not believe in birth control.

bitch, please. You say God doesn't want us to stop procreating, how 'bout GOD DOESN'T WANT 70 YR OLDS W/ ERECTIONS. hypocritical ass monkeys.

am I the only one that thought they already sent Roddenberry's ashes into space? Am I crazy? and why the hell do I care?

Terence Stamp channeling Freddie Hubbard (RIP)! Now that I love.

(You don't always know if people know that you're quoting Wilson, but I suppose it's best to assume that they don't)

Admin, fuck it, you can take montana. The only good thing there is Glacier National Park, and half of it is in Canada already. While your at it, you can go ahead and take Idaho and North Dakota too. Fucking waste of taxpayer dollars, ND is - Badlands a national treasure my ass.

Stella, I'm on Seasonale, which is about $90 everytime I refill the prescription but it's three months of meds at once. Also, I was on generics for a while which were cheaper. And my Dad's insurance DOES cover my BC, so I'm one of the lucky ones.

And honestly, health insurance people, read the above. It's cheaper to pay for the pills than the baby. AND! Cheaper not to have to pay for the inevitable hospital bill when some 80 year old strokes out while having little blue pill aided sex.

I really don't understand this country.

AvB, I heart you too! And Admin, for some reason, I can't get Estelle's "American Boy" out of my head now. Only, with the word American replaced by Canadian.

...You be my Canadian Boy, Canadian Boy...

Stains the Cupcake Dog enchants me. If he has been aforementioned here, then hooray hooray hooray!

I love the part of the snuggies commercial where everyone is at a baseball game wearing them. They look like Heaven's Gate members!

"i made fun of the snuggie blanket thing all november and then my dad gave it to me as a christmas present. and you know what? it's fucking awesome:

I ... I can't keep my hands off Mrs. Daddy's snuggie. Or Mrs. Daddy.

Greatest invention of the 21st century.

Oh my Godtopus, I have actually seen that commercial when I was up in Ma for a weekend with my boyfriend and his family! It came on, and we were literally hooting with laughter, making jokes about Gregorian monks and whatever else I don't remember. i couldn't believe it was a real commercial/product.

Kasia: We couldn't see your test. Try again.