Good news for “Supernatural” fangirls (and fanboys, pardon me): The CW is in talks to bring the show back for a sixth season, since the fate of the show has been, up until now, in the air. If there’s anything left for them to do anyway, since that whole apocalypse thing is going on. (Atomic Popcorn)
But that’s not all! The buzz on Season Three of “True Blood” is that there’s going to be Alexander Skarsgard nudity. Lots of it. When does that show start up again, like September? Oh, bother. (Celebitchy)
Michael Winterbottom’s The Killer Inside Me, starring Casey Affleck, Kate Hudson and Jessica Alba and which just premiered at Sundance, is supposed to be the “Antichrist” of this year. So, the movie I won’t see because I’m way too squeamish of this year then, I guess. (The Playlist)
Dan Carlson finishes up his two-part tribute to Conan’s last week as the host of “The Tonight Show.” (Hairballs)
And in other Conan news — his “expensive” bits last week might have been a joke, but Tom Hanks walking out onstage to the Beatles wasn’t. (Celebslam)
Jon Travolta is flying to Haiti with four tons of supplies for the people in need, and — just to piss on his own goodwill — four ministers of Scientology. (Litelysalted)
If you were a 10-year-old boy at some point during the 1980’s, you probably love Weird Al Yankovich and will be pleased to hear that he’s signed a production deal with Cartoon Network. (Screen Junkies)
There’s some new website which is supposedly the best “20 Questions” guesser ever. OK, I just tried it and it even guessed “Sam Winchester.” I’m officially impressed. (Unreality)
I heard something about a new “sarcasm” punctuation mark last week and thought it was a joke but apparently it’s completely real. Seriously, if you can’t adequately convey sarcasm on your own you pretty much fail at life. (mental floss)
Here are 20 of the greatest musical moments in the history of “The Simpsons.” Well, the ones that are available on YouTube or Hulu, anyway. (Pitchfork)
Here’s a first look at Michael Douglas and Shia LaBeouf Wall Street 2: You Kids Get Off My Lawn. (Agent Bedhead)
Because I know how most of you love a good Natalie Portman bashing session, today’s news is that Ms. Portman stepped down off of her high and mighty throne just long enough to homewreck some dude away from his girlfriend. (DListed)
This clip combines two of my favorite things: Squirrel humor and drunkeness. Thanks to tris.
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Speaking of Fans
Twilight convention this weekend at the Opryland hotel! If you are in Nashville, can we carpool? I need a good size car because of my issue.
Posted by: Human Centipede at January 26, 2010 1:15 PM
Poor Squirrel! I wonder if he had a hangover the next day.
Posted by: ZombieNurse at January 26, 2010 1:19 PM
That Durnken Squirrel video is hilarious. I wonder what would happen if Drunken Squirrel was eaten by Opportunistic Cat. Would the cat catch a buzz?
Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at January 26, 2010 1:20 PM
The buzz on Season Three of “True Blood” is that there’s going to be Alexander Skarsgard nudity. Lots of it.
This just might be the best news ever!!
Posted by: AlwaysConfused at January 26, 2010 1:22 PM
Whatever, magical 20 questions website. I stumped you on the first try when you thought of Martin Luther King Jr. while I was thinking of James Weldon Johnson. I even it another 10 questions and it gave me Frederick Douglass. Another 10 questions and I wound up having to add him to the game.
Though now I'm hooked on stumping the website with obscure people. Damn it.
Posted by: ZombieScientist at January 26, 2010 1:26 PM
Is that supposed to be funny? poisoning a squirrel, then stalking it and filming its distress, fueling its fear and confusion and giggling the whole while?
fucking disgusting
Posted by: idleprimate at January 26, 2010 1:26 PM
Beat the 20 Q's with Det. Munch from Homicide/SVU, Akasha from Queen of the Damned, and Wimpy the Hamburger beggar from Popeye.
Posted by: Monica at January 26, 2010 1:29 PM
The Akinator guessed Omar Little, Olive Snook, Sock from Reaper, and Troy McClure. It did not guess Dick from High Fidelity or Delia from Beetlejuice, muah ha ha.
Posted by: Julie at January 26, 2010 1:29 PM
ashes is totally going to flip her shit when she sees that squirrel...trust me.
Posted by: DeistBrawler at January 26, 2010 1:31 PM
As if the giggling aint enough... WHATs with all the mouth-breathing
Camera Dude? Maybe a decongestant would help ya?...
Posted by: Ms MoMo at January 26, 2010 1:33 PM
idleprimate: the video clearly states at the beginning that the folks came home to find a squirrel had been eating their (fermented) pumpkins. The squirrel "poisoned" and "distressed" itself. Do you know even the simplest, most basic things about animal behavior?
Ms MoMo, it makes me wish people who film adorable animals would shut the fuck up, HOLD THE CAMERA STEADY and not even try to zoom in and out. That clicking is so annoying.
First shot, thought of Ellis from Left 4 Dead 2. Nailed it in 20 questions.
Second shot, I went with Willow Rosenberg from Buffy. And again, fucker nailed it.
At this point I went ahead and thought of Erik Rhodes, because absolutely no one would think of Erik Rhodes. And I was wrong because the son of a bitch nailed it AGAIN.
Long story short, I just set my computer on fire to burn the witches that live inside it. Thanks a lot Akinator, you owe me $500 for a new crappy Dell.
Posted by: Jeremy Feist at January 26, 2010 1:43 PM
Pudding!
Posted by: werty at January 26, 2010 1:43 PM
The buzz on Season Three of “True Blood” is that there’s going to be Alexander Skarsgard nudity. Lots of it. THANKYOU THANKYOU THANKYOU THANKYOU THANKYOU
As a girl who turned 10 in the 90s, I still heart Weird Al, and I was even thinking about him this morning. Hearing "Money For Nothing" on the radio does it every time...
With the exception of "See My Vest" being so low on that Top 20, this is the hottestwettest panty drenchingest best Pajiba Love in the history of the ever ever.
Posted by: Patty O'Green at January 26, 2010 1:46 PM
idleprimate: the video clearly states at the beginning that the folks came home to find a squirrel had been eating their (fermented) pumpkins.
Actually, the video says that the squirrel ate pumkins.
"Pumkin" as we all know is a euphemism for "pranking poor innocent animals for the enjoyment of Pajibans everywhere."
STFU indeed.
Posted by: mswas at January 26, 2010 1:50 PM
Perhaps now they will boldly go where no brothers on screen have ever gone before.
Plus, PUDDING!!!
Posted by: sarahk at January 26, 2010 1:51 PM
Oh, and I stumped that Akinator thing on my first go, with Tahmoh Penikett.
But it whipped my butt in the second round (Harry Potter in, like, eight questions).
Tahmoh? Potter? Could this P-Love get any hotter?
Yeah, I'm one of those girls. Got a problem with it? Leave in peace with my delusions.
Posted by: Patty O'Green at January 26, 2010 1:51 PM
I beat the Akinator with Die Warzau's Jim Marcus.
Posted by: The Kilted Yaksman at January 26, 2010 1:55 PM
Okay, the Akinator hit my softball River Tam. But it didn't get Apone from Aliens! Hah! It guessed Hicks, the sucker.
Posted by: Katers at January 26, 2010 1:57 PM
It just got Hans Landa. Suck it, computer.
Posted by: Julie at January 26, 2010 1:59 PM
That 20 Questions site didn't even get Jeff Spicoli. Color me impressed (insert sarcasm sign and soon-to-be-created eye roll sign here).
Posted by: Kballs at January 26, 2010 2:00 PM
Stumped the Akinator first try with Winnie the Pooh.
Posted by: Jadine at January 26, 2010 2:00 PM
If there’s anything left for them to do anyway, since that whole apocalypse thing is going on.
Pssh. Inferior. How many apocalypses did Buffy avert? Enough to need to know the plural of apocalypse, that's how many.
I wonder if the teenagers in the 'Drunken Squirrel' household later went out and tried to catch a buzz off those rotten pumpkins. I mean, the experiment passed the animal testing phase. Teenager is clearly the next test subject for a potential new drug after squirrel.
Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at January 26, 2010 2:01 PM
The Akinator guessed Rincewind the Wizard after fourteen questions.
OMFG.
I think Jeremy might be right about the witches...
contrary to popular notion, not that many animals will eat fermented fruit, usually it is primates. and a squirrel that "drunk" is poisoned--the word is intoxicated.
I saw what was clearly stated at the beginning of the video, I just didn't necessarily accept it as the gospel truth. it actually struck me as an unlikely scenario. The people "came home" and discovered a drunken squirrel, and instinctively knew it was because it had been eating a pumpkin that was just decayed enough to be fermented. It's not exactly a natural process for rotting produce to magically turn into alcohol. i grow all kinds squash in my yard, many of which are left behind to rot back into the soil and I have never seen a drunken squirrel, let alone any animal so posioned that it can hardly stand.
Either way, the same toxins that humans knowingly take for amusement are dangerous and frightening for animals who unwittingly ingest them. The squirrel was frightened and disoriented and too debilitated to escape and the people were tormenting it for amusement. their instinct on finding (or causing) an intoxicated animal in distress was to whip out a camera and film it for laughs. pretty funny. maybe it later died of cardiac arrest from its heart racing in fear or from intoxication. maybe that was pretty funny too.
there's nothing like watching people get defensive about their right to laugh at cruelty.
Posted by: idleprimate at January 26, 2010 2:05 PM
Well, the Akinator got Hello Kitty, though it took all 20 questions to do so. It did not get Xander Harris in 20, getting "Fes" from That 70s Show instead. (I quit after that. It congratulated me for stumping it. I think that was nice.)
I don't know about the Akinator. I totally stumped it with May-Alice Culhane from the movie Passion Fish. It got close with my second character, but it gave me Rachel Berry and I was thinking Tina Cohen-Chang.
So, I guess I don't have to burn my computer. Which is good, since I'm at work and that would be really hard to explain.
Idleprimate, 'fess up--are you really Natalie Portman in disguise? Because that level of self-righteous high-horsiness is so very very rare.
Posted by: Siege at January 26, 2010 2:19 PM
Psst, idleprimate, I didn't find that video funny either. It was clear to me that the squirrel was desperately trying to get away from those people and was completely freaked out. Poor thing.
I beat the Akinator with Karma of the X-Men/New Mutants in Marvel Comics.
I'd only admit that in a post titled "Fangirl Appreciation Day."
Posted by: The Wandering Parakeet at January 26, 2010 2:30 PM
That Akinator thing guessed Marvin the paranoid android in 16 questions. Color me impressed.
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 26, 2010 2:30 PM
Next time you have a dry summer in your area, you will notice that there will appear to be more dead squirrels in the roads. The reason for this is that many tree fruits will have higher concentrations of sugars in their fruit, resulting in squirrels basically getting extreme sugar rushes every time they consume them. Their behavior becomes much more hyperactive as a result. Animals are just as influenced by their diets as humans; even more so when you consider their weight and the speed of their metabolic rate.
Now whether this is humorous or not, I guess depends on the person watching. I don't understand how people can dress their pets up and not consider that to be cruel.
Posted by: Diablo at January 26, 2010 2:35 PM
Thank you, Diablo, for the happy-ish medium. I can't see the video thanks to my office web-block, but I think it sounds like a combination of horrifying and hilarious. Kind of like David After the Dentist. I laughed at that video slightly less than I cringed at the 'parenting'.
Posted by: Patty O'Green at January 26, 2010 2:41 PM
I don't know what else is going on here today because after I saw the words The buzz on Season Three of “True Blood” is that there’s going to be Alexander Skarsgard nudity. Lots of it. , I became dizzy and lightheaded and moist.
Do not revive.
Posted by: Cindy at January 26, 2010 2:42 PM
I don't care about what Natalie Portman does with her vagina. She's still annoying.
Posted by: Bizarro Sofía at January 26, 2010 2:45 PM
Wow. This place is positively jam-packed with squirrel experts.
Posted by: Poultice at January 26, 2010 2:47 PM
Holy crap! The Akinator guessed Jane Eyre in less than 20 questions.
Holy freaking crap! It guessed Nathan Fillion in less than 20 questions. And the questions it asked were ridiculous.
I'm with Jeremy. Burn the witches in my DELL.
Posted by: BWeaves at January 26, 2010 2:48 PM
There is 'nothing like' watching people with an excess of time and energy get all whipped up on their holier-than-thou soapbox about the plight of a rodent. The damn thing ate the pumpkin on its own. The people filming probably prevented the local cats and dogs from eating the stupid thing, or getting flattened by a car, which happens 100 times a day in my tree filled urban neighborhood.
Diablo with the voice of reason. Thank heavens.
Posted by: Squirrelrobotexecutioner at January 26, 2010 2:54 PM
I don't know what happened, but I just puked orange goo and I think I fucked a field mouse.
Okay, that “20 Questions” is freaking me out.
I did Philip K Dick, Theodore Roosevelt, Richard Winters from Band of Brothers, Ender Wiggin, Jenna Jameson, Judas Iscariot and John Dillinger and it got every one of them right.
Posted by: EricD at January 26, 2010 3:08 PM
I stumped the 20 Questions thing with Josip Broz Tito, admittedly obscure. But, also with Athena. It got Bender though.
Posted by: Nimue at January 26, 2010 3:19 PM
HA! Beat it with Ethan from Lost. It guessed Richard Alpert. SUCK IT.
So, I don't think the Akinator is much into history. I did Eli Whitney, and after 20 questions that thing guessed Howard Hughes. After ten more questions it guessed Thomas Edison. After 40 questions, it guessed goddamn Montezuma. Then it gave up, and I think maybe it suffered an electronic aneurysm.
Also, when did this place turn into the CuteOverload comments section? The other day some woman nearly had a heart attack when they showed a bird with a gecko in its mouth.
If you have not clicked on the name 'Drunken Squirrel', do so now. If your hands are not firmly clutched around your pearls, that is.
*not for the squirrel lovers*
Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at January 26, 2010 3:29 PM
Lots of animals get hammered for fun. Elephants, lemurs, various monkeys...
The elephants are the worst. They're mean drunks. They stampede towns and shit. Monkeys just beat the shit out of people and steal their food.
Posted by: Nat Kittyface at January 26, 2010 3:34 PM
Koalas, too, Nat.
The Akinator was stumped by Lucille Bluth too. Though it did at some point (30 questions, I think?) come up with Jessica Tate from Soap. Heh.
This fangirl is duly pleased. More pudding! ('Pudding' being now my word for the combo of sexy and funny that Ackles has going for him).
Nah, the Apocalypse isn't a barrier to more SPN. Remember how many of those Buffy got through? (Riley needed to know the plural). So there's a precedent for multiples. I'm sure the Winchesters will cack-handedly cause another apocalypse once this one is sorted. And there you go - season 6!
Another True Blood tidbit is that Bill and Sam will sex each other, on account of the blood-bond. So there's that, too.
Is it September yet?
Posted by: tarn at January 26, 2010 3:38 PM
Woaaahhh that 20 Questions Guesser was totally right on for me. Kinda freaked out.
Defeated Akinator with Ed Markey and Rat from Pearls Before Swine...
*yawn*
Posted by: NotesOnMyBathroomMirror at January 26, 2010 3:49 PM
Pssh. Inferior. How many apocalypses did Buffy avert? Enough to need to know the plural of apocalypse, that's how many.
HAH! I see you beat me to that point, Anna. That'll teach me not to scroll thoroughly!
(It was the site, it got hung up while I was posting, for AGES. Yeah. That was it...)
Though actually, it did hang. That's happened a couple of times recently. What's up with that - I thought it was fixed?
Posted by: tarn at January 26, 2010 3:50 PM
Hmmm? What is all of this hubbub over a mildly inconvenienced squirrel? I was distracted while flipping through the channels by rednecks shooting animals for fun on OLN. They really hate those deer! And Ducks. And Geese. And Elk. And they don't even have the decency to buy them a drink before offing them on camera for entertainment purposes. Philistines.
Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at January 26, 2010 3:54 PM
OK, now I have to stump the Akinator:
Samuel Veller (Pickwick Papers) HAHAHHA. Stumped.
It guessed Dr. Watson after 20 questions.
It guessed Sherlock Holmes after 30 questions.
It guessed Ford Prefect (Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy) after 40 questions.
AND I'M NOT GOING TO TELL THE AKINATOR WHO SAMMY IS, EITHER. So there!
Posted by: BWeaves at January 26, 2010 3:58 PM
Though actually, it did hang. That's happened a couple of times recently. What's up with that - I thought it was fixed?
This topic is currently ON FIRE between
1) the arguments between the bleeding-heart sandy-vaginas who think squirrels are being victimized by cruel drug dealers and the stone-hearted puppy-raping sadists who are amused by suffering;
and
2) people either boasting about how they stumped the Akinator or shuddering at the creepy sentience it shows in guessing their answers.
P.S. It took the Akinator 18 questions to guess Snoopy and only 11 to guess John Lennon. I wonder if that means something.
I'm in love with the video for the sole fact that I have a nickname among friends; that nickname?
Slow Drunk Squirrel.
That could be a video of me. The homeowners would come home to me trying to climb a tree in their front yard & falling down backwards, all while not knowing where the fuck I am. However, instead of finding that I got into their fermented pumpkins, they would find that I broke in through the doggie door and raided their extensive liquor cabinet.
ummm this story is entirely hypothetical by the way...
Posted by: ashes at January 26, 2010 4:30 PM
That drunken squirrel looks a lot like me on my "Oh, god, Brangelina is over! (sob)" bender.
On the plus side, my Kung-fu is now stronger than it was.
Posted by: BierceAmbrose at January 26, 2010 5:11 PM
Topic: Squirrel.
It is my belief that it is unlikely that anyone would waste a bunch of booze for the purpose of intoxicating a rodent. Further, the observing of the fool rodent probably offered a measure of protection to it in its time of imbalance. And last, the voice seemed to me to be that of an adult female and an older male. Therefore, I'm going with less evil and towards benign humor as the intent AND result of this endeavor. Let's hope that lil' nutter got clean before getting too high up on that tree, am I right?
Topic: Natalie.
PALTROW people. Aim for the true threat!
Topic: 20 Questionator.
It did not get Sally Salt from Baron Munchhausen. Although, I am often left to wonder if my answers quite fit the bill or if I have recalled details correctly. I have shared Sally with the brain (she was not actually there, thus, I did it right this time), and now it grows in power.
Posted by: replica at January 26, 2010 5:15 PM
Bierce, I see what you did there.... Nice?
Posted by: ashes at January 26, 2010 5:37 PM
dang! the Akinator got Sigourney Weaver right away, but for some reason had a problem with Nick Jonas (but got him quickly the second time, so I guess I misinterpreted some question)
Now we need a psycologicimanator to figure out why those two names came to me first...
Posted by: lil_a at January 26, 2010 5:39 PM
This kinda is the best Pajiba Love ever.
Yay nudity in all its sexy incarnations.
Akinator got Shadow from American Gods in 20 and Rufio in 20 too.
Oddly enough, it never got Dante Basco, who played Rufio.
Or Matt Czuchry. Maybe it hates pretty boys.
Posted by: welldressed at January 26, 2010 5:50 PM
Akinator didn't know Bill Bob Orviston from "The River Why" (my choice for the Pajiba Book Club).
I was going to be impressed with myself because 1. It's not quite an obscure book, and 2. When I filled out the form to add Bill Bob, his character's brother, Gus Orviston, was listed. Full disclosure: "The River Why" is my most favorite book and I was probably the one that added Gus to begin with. (I remember playing against this program a while back.)
How did it know David Foster Wallace? That's insane! And it only took about 12 questions.
Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at January 26, 2010 6:06 PM
It guessed the Roman emperor Claudius in fifteen questions! I am in awe.
Posted by: Zuzu at January 26, 2010 6:14 PM
The question-bot is obviously not aware of the awesome that is Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, as it was unable to guess Gay Perry. I like how it requests your answer at the end, so that it might grow stronger and eventually outwit us all. DENIED!
There is plenty more for the boys to do on Supernatural, Stacey! The demon that makes you hot and naked all the time, the ghost that runs off with your clothing, the witch that tries to kill you with sensual massage . . .
Posted by: Lauren at January 26, 2010 6:27 PM
The Akinator got Callie Torres. And Scully. I'm impressed!
Posted by: sheepeyes at January 26, 2010 6:59 PM
That squirrel is lucky people were around to witness it's drunkenness and not a couple of dogs or cats. My dogs would have made a tasty snack-bite out of that squirrel.
The Witch in the 20 Questions site guessed correctly:
Dr. Venture
Jareth the Goblin King
The Black Knight from Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Dr. Helen Magnus
Akinator has completely consumed my life! It has me in its deadly clutches and it has moved on to my coworkers. RELEASE ME, AKINATOR! RELEASE MY SOUL!
Posted by: welldressed at January 26, 2010 9:49 PM
The Akinator guessed the Lucky Charms Leprechaun!
Burn it with fire indeed!
Posted by: ashes at January 26, 2010 10:08 PM
Beat the akinator with Sirhan Sirhan!
Posted by: PeachPie at January 26, 2010 10:10 PM
Last time I do this, promise.
The Akinator got Johnny Truant, from House of Leaves!!!!!
This thing was created by the Devil. The Devil I tell ya.
Posted by: ashes at January 26, 2010 10:46 PM
Akinator got Malcolm Reynolds and Ned the PieMaker, with Bloom (Bloom) on the 2nd attempt. For the boys I played with, it got Greedo, Ulysses S. Grant, Archimedes and Bunk Moreland, but failed on the tooth fairy and Apache Chief.
Posted by: ruby_nicole at January 26, 2010 11:46 PM
Defeated the Akinator with Harry Groener. Although, it did ask me if my character fought demons. Did they Mayor fight demons? Or just employ them?
Posted by: rezcat (in AZ) at January 27, 2010 12:05 AM
It got Ponyboy Curtis in sixteen questions.
Stay gold, Akinator.
Posted by: rezcat at January 27, 2010 12:09 AM
"the" Mayor, not "they"
Posted by: rezcat at January 27, 2010 12:28 AM
Sammy! Dean!
Posted by: lizella at January 27, 2010 8:41 AM
Akinator got Shadow from American Gods in 20 and Rufio in 20 too.
I love you, welldressed.
Posted by: Patty O'Green at January 27, 2010 8:50 AM
I defeated that damn 20 questions game!
Idiot couldn't guess Jon Brion.
Posted by: kayla at January 27, 2010 9:46 AM
Oh, and I nearly forgot my "Natalie Portman is average" post.
Natalie Portman is so average that I'm GLAD she's a whore. Now, I can somewhat understand her fame.
Posted by: kayla at January 27, 2010 9:48 AM
Holy hell! The Akinator got "Jayne Cobb" from what seemed to be a series of very non-specific questions! It even included a picture of Jayne in his infamous knitted orange cap.
Someone hold me; I'm scared.
Posted by: DeadBessie at January 27, 2010 9:50 AM
Ha, it didn't get "Ricky Linderman.
Posted by: rezcat at January 27, 2010 10:56 AM
I discovered a design flaw in the Akinator. After stumping it with "May Canady" from the horror film "May", it asked me to provide it with the missing information. People! We have the power to stop it! All we have to do is withhold our knowledge! GIVE IT NOTHING!
Posted by: DeadBessie at January 27, 2010 12:52 PM
Resistance is futile, DeadBessie. Give in to the Akinator. Supply him with your knowledge. Feed the beast. You'll be happier, I promise. You know, like Joe Pantoliano in The Matrix. The real world is nothing but poor textiles and flavorless gruel. The Akinator probably knows my favorite food by now. He can know yours, too. Just relax and let him in.
...Or he will find you.
Posted by: welldressed at January 27, 2010 1:31 PM
Oh, God, welldressed, he got to you. What did he promise, steak every day and hot babes and a life of fame and riches? LIES, ALL LIES.
Posted by: DeadBessie at January 27, 2010 2:00 PM
Haha, yeah I don't give him any info. Greedy bastard.
He didn't get Alfrie Woodward (or however the hell you spell her name) and had the nerve to tell me who I had in mind. Nigga please!
Posted by: kayla at January 27, 2010 2:00 PM
*ask me
not TELL me. That kind of changes the sentence around completely.
Posted by: kayla at January 27, 2010 2:01 PM
DeadBessie, Aleksander Skaarsgard, this stack of twenties and this cheesy, delicious lasagna all want you to give in. Give in to the Akinator. All of this can be yours.
Everything but your soul!!!
*supressed supervillain laughter*
Posted by: welldressed at January 27, 2010 2:08 PM
You don't know me AT ALL.
Well, except maybe for the lasagna part. I don't even know who this Scotchguard person is.
*googles*
Huh. Look at that. Would he possess his own free will, or would he be enslaved to me someho...WAIT A MINUTE! I see what you're doing! It'll take more than a well-defined torso and great hair to turn me into a betrayer of my own species! You want to know what blue-eyed English actor not currently starring in his own TV series and doesn't wear a hat is? I WILL NEVER TELL YOU.
Posted by: DeadBessie at January 27, 2010 2:42 PM
...Is it Paul Bettany? Please check the above box, and thank you for introducing me to a new character.
Now come and have a slice of this rich lasagna. The not-at-all-beholden-to-you *wink* Aleksander Skaarsgard is inviting you to the dinner table...
Posted by: welldressed at January 27, 2010 3:20 PM
*scoffs*
It is not Paul Bettany. You fail, traitor! You fail in your guess AND in your attempt to subvert my human soul. No amount of carbohydrates will make me a slave to your godless agenda.
*glances at table*
Oo, breadsticks!
*reaches*
Posted by: DeadBessie at January 27, 2010 3:39 PM
Akinator got Swan from The Warriors in 30. That's just damn spooky. My boyfriend doesn't even know that one, and he just saw the movie like 2 days ago.
Posted by: Siege at January 27, 2010 5:48 PM
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