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By Stacey Nosek | Pajiba Love | January 26, 2009 |


Hating Jeremy Piven has suddenly become mainstream. It’s a trend I think everyone can safely jump on the bandwagon for. (Yeeeah!)

The celeb gossip universe has been sent into total fucking upheaval. Why? Because Jessica Simpson got a little fat, that’s why. (WIMB)

Oooh! Fun!! I love word games! (QuizLaw)

Does anyone else think it’s a smidge, uh, creepy that Sasha and Malia have been turned into stuffed animals? (Evil Beet)

Katy Perry was joking about her stupid celibacy vow, and more importantly, has insulted my integrity as an upstanding journalist. Which is fair, because I constantly insult her integrity as an alleged musician. (Agent Bedhead)

If you don’t watch awards shows because they’re long and boring, catch the live-blogging recap of the SAG awards. (Film Experience)

Pizza Hut’s attempt at healthy pizza tastes like all-natural ass. (TIB)

The Bloggies have released their 2009 nominations, and as usual, Pajiba has been snubbed while Perez Hilton practically sweeps. Such is life. (bloggies)

Paul McCartney might be getting married again. I sure as fuck hope he does a background check this time. (Celebitchy)

All I can say is thank goodness the Nazi parents who named their kid Hitler weren’t smart enough to use this kind of technology. (KSK)

For those of you who are into this sort of thing, Rosario Dawson rocked all kinds of cleavage on “Saturday Night Live” this weekend. (popoholic)

Can married people have opposite sex best friends? I guess it all just depends if your husband or wife is an immature pain in the ass or not. (Jezebel)

I laughed so hard watching this clip that my own Australian Shepherd thought I was crying and frantically came over to comfort me: (Update, click here if you have problems viewing.)

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