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Your Move, Screech?

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Pajiba Love | January 25, 2010 | Comments (28)

It was a busy weekend for a couple of our favorite beloved yet dysfunctional television institutions: Andy Dick unsurprisingly was arrested for sexual assault (Celebslam) and Gary Coleman was unsurprisingly arrested for domestic assault. (DListed)

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are once again being faced with split rumors. Seriously people? If it wasn’t true the first 45860 times, it’s probably not true now. (Litelysalted)

John Williams continues his countdown of his 100 favorite movies with 95-91. (ASWOBA)

The Hobbit may be delayed until 2012. Since I still haven’t seen The Lord of the Rings trilogy and have no immediate plans to, this news makes feel feel anywhere from “indifferent” to “not caring.” (Cinematical)

Nicole Kidman’s love affair with her lesbian husband cosmetic “enhancements” might end up being the downfall of her career. (Agent Bedhead)

I mentioned a pilot for a new UK series called “The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret” starring David Cross and Will Arnett a few weeks ago, and — good news! The pilot has been picked up and might be coming to the States! (Screen Junkies)

This is probably my favorite thing Brendan Fraser has starred in since Encino Man. What, I was 14, OK? Shut the hell up! (Film Drunk)

Yay! Here’s a “Where Are They Now” with the cast of my favorite ’90s Nickelodeon live action show, “Salute Your Shorts.” Oh, but, um … Other than the dude from Rilo Kiley, it’s actually kind of depressing. (Celebuzz)

Here’s Jesse Eisenberg on David Fincher’s upcoming The Social Network. (The Playlist)

Since Jay Leno is basically reviled by pretty much everyone at this point — this week he’s starting his “image rehab” tour. (Deus Ex Malcontent)

And it’s going to be a good while before we see Conan on our television sets again, so here is a “Best of Conan” post to get you by for a few minutes. (Mental Floss)

After today, Avatar is probably going to be the highest grossing movie of all time in the entire universe. (Topless Robot)

The cast of “Jersey Shore” may be dumb as a bowl of mice, but even then they’re still not dumb enough to work for garlic knots for Season Two. (Unreality)

Yes, OK. I’m as sick of “Jersey Shore” as the next guy, but this is really adorable, and damn if it didn’t make me laugh. I like the parts when mini-Pauly(?) flashes his abs:

And, OK … Sure, why not. Here’s a big screen adaptation of “Jersey Shore” starring Mila Kunis, Thomas Lennon, Nick Lachey and Mario?

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Comments

That's Mini The Situation, not Mini Pauly. Philistine.

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at January 25, 2010 1:24 PM

Hang your head in shame, Mr. Bullet.

HANG YOUR HEAD IN SHAME!

Posted by: Skewicide Blonde at January 25, 2010 1:31 PM

The annoying dude from Salute Your Shorts is dating Winona Ryder?

Wow.

Posted by: Brie at January 25, 2010 1:33 PM

Mila Kunis is much hotter than the Snooki.

Posted by: alphawhiskey at January 25, 2010 1:34 PM

It's great to see Herve Villechaize getting work nowadays.

Posted by: logar at January 25, 2010 1:37 PM

I APOLOGIZE FOR NOTHING.

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at January 25, 2010 1:38 PM

That Brendan Fraser clip is on a loop here at my house. I can't get enough of it!

Posted by: ashes at January 25, 2010 1:39 PM

and by the clip I mean the GIF, I can't stand that fucking HollaBack Girl song. HATE.

Posted by: ashes at January 25, 2010 1:40 PM

Sorry, you said "Pauly" and I thought of "Pauly Walnuts".

Posted by: UncleJR at January 25, 2010 1:41 PM

I'm peeing. That little boy lifting up his shirt and smiling did it.

Posted by: Whorish Mouth at January 25, 2010 1:49 PM

The Hobbit may be delayed until 2012.

OH COME THE FUCK ON. I WILL STRIKE YOU DOWN, PETER JACKSON.

Posted by: figgy at January 25, 2010 1:52 PM

I hope Leno's ratings plummet so far that their sheer non-existence makes the universe within ten miles of his chin divide by zero.

Posted by: Aislinn at January 25, 2010 1:53 PM

Also, moving this from a dead thread from friday:

Mini-diversh!

Rip Torn has one of the best names in Hollywood, ever. Any others you love?

such as: Powers Boothe. Slim Pickens. etc.

Posted by: figgy at January 25, 2010 1:54 PM

I like Nicole Kidman as a redhead again, but what is with the weird discoloration on the right side of her face. I mean the left side of the picture. My left her right... Oh whatever, did the nancy-boy smack her around?

Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at January 25, 2010 1:58 PM

There's so many to choose from figgy; Soupy Sales, Red Skelton, Parker Posey, Chubby Checker....okay I'll stop now.

Posted by: Jadine at January 25, 2010 2:27 PM

Stepin Fetchit

Ah, the line has been crossed.

Posted by: BWeaves at January 25, 2010 2:44 PM

Am I the only person in the universe who has never watched an ep of Jersey Shore, nor seen Avatar?

Posted by: Your Mom at January 25, 2010 2:49 PM

No, Mom, you're not.

I'll just be over here, in my rocking chair, knitting scarves and shooing kids off my lawn. What's a "snooki" anyway?

Posted by: DeadBessie at January 25, 2010 2:59 PM

Mmmmm garlic knots. Now I'm hungry. Thanks a fuck for that.

Posted by: , at January 25, 2010 3:03 PM

What position of power do the Jersey jugheads think they're holding out from? Hasn't MTV by now established that you can take any eight idiots off the street and put them anywhere and turn a camera on them and people will watch it? Nobody knew these morons before this show, and everyone will forget them two minutes after they're gone, which will be about 2:30 from now once MTV tells 'em to take a fuckin' hike. And if that's all that happens to them they'll be lucky. You know what REALLY happens to Guidos in Jersey when they start fucking with the Capo? Isn't Jersey getting a new football stadium where they can all be buried under the end zone?

That would be glorious.

Posted by: , at January 25, 2010 3:08 PM

Heheheee the enormous bouncer swingin the lil kids around hehehee!!
Also, if Snookie was half as adorable as Misha Barton I would carry that midget around in my purse like a chihuahua

Posted by: Nadine at January 25, 2010 3:15 PM

I love Jersey Shore, but haven't seen Avatar. I am very tempted to, just to see what the big deal is, but then I'm immediately reminded that a ticket for it is ridiculously expensive, and that the story is moronic, and that James Cameron will get my money and then I decide to wait for the DVD. Anyway, if I realize after watching the DVD that I missed out on the MAGIC of it all, I'm sure it'll be re-released in a few years and I can watch it then.

Posted by: figgy at January 25, 2010 4:11 PM

DeadBessie, back in my day we didn't HAVE Jersey Shore or Avatar! MTV showed music videos and we LIKED it! We were grateful just to have TWO dimensions in our movies, dagnabit!

Now, hand me my Geritol, because it's almost 5pm and time for bed!

Posted by: Your Mom at January 25, 2010 4:49 PM

That photo of Dustin Diamond looks like he's preparing for the starring role in the feature-length version of Samuel L. Bronkowitz's "Cleopatra Schwartz".

Posted by: bleujayone at January 25, 2010 4:51 PM

It's not Screech's move. He started this shenaniganry by staring in Porn.

He set the bar high friends.

That's right, I said it. Screech set his bar high by staring in porn (heh).

Posted by: superasente at January 25, 2010 5:24 PM

Your Mom: I haven't seen Jersey Shore or Avatar, either. Then again, I'm probably old enough to be YOUR Mom.

Posted by: BWeaves at January 25, 2010 5:54 PM

That Avatar makeup clip delighted me.

Posted by: replica at January 25, 2010 11:29 PM

What is it about the word "Geritol" that makes me giggle?

I also remember the olden days when we were the hippest family on the block because we had cable installed both upstairs AND in the basement, so us wacky kids could watch our music videos on the black and white TV while the adults enjoyed HBO. We also learned to type on TYPEWRITERS, 'cause them fancy computer boxes hadn't been invented yet. Ah, the glory days of the early eighties. I miss 'em. Now I'm old and don't recognize half the people Pajibans talk about on this site.

Posted by: DeadBessie at January 26, 2010 8:43 AM





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