January 23, 2009 | Comments ()

By Stacey Nosek | Pajiba Love | January 23, 2009 |


Ugh. Dakota Fanning is in negotiations to appear in the next round of Twilight fuckery. Please someone tell me that Dakota Fanning is too good/smart for this bullshit? (Agent Bedhead)

Double ugh. I thought we had seen the last of pretentious celebrity viral clips after the election was over last November. (ASWOBA)

Awww, isn’t this just too fucking precious… Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie wear matching outfits to a premiere. (WIMB)

I don’t even know how to preface this clip other than with the usual declaration of spitting liquid out at the computer screen. (QuizLaw)

Kelly Osbourne is in rehab again, for the third time, after getting arrested for punching that chick. Keep reaching for those stars! (Yeeeah!)

Thank God. Zooey Deschanel is working on her second album. Anything that keeps her from making more shitty movies is fine by me. (Celebitchy)

What kind of uncivilized idiocy are the kids of “The Real World” up to this week? Spoiler alert: It involves a BFF-o-meter! (FourFour)

Heather Mills is bragging that she’s getting “chased around everywhere” by NYC men. Uhhh, honey it doesn’t count if they’re carrying pitchforks and torches. (DListed)

This is so cute I can’t even freaking stand it: Adorable, precious little children send letters to Obama. Thanks to Sofia! (NY Times)

Baconized alcohol: A handy guide for separating fact from fiction. (KSK)

Nice boots, asshole. In other words, Pete Wentz has been raiding his wife’s closet. Again. Site NSFW. (DrunkenStepfather)

Speaking of douchebags… What if guys’ T-shirts were like a window into their brains? (HolyTaco)

Huzzah! The Flight of the Conchords are going to be releasing a new song every week with a brand new album out April 14th. (YouAin’tNoPicasso)

What’s the hottest new accessory for annoying British assholes who like to grope their own man boobs on occasion? (Celebslam)

I haven’t done one of these in awhile, but here is a Pajiba Love Friday Feature: Darkon, (is that anything like Shadows of Dakaron?) about a bunch of RPG nerds. Enjoy!

Pajiba Love brought to you by Stacey Nosek, who can be reached via email here.

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