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By Stacey Nosek | Pajiba Love | January 22, 2009 |


Sad news to start out Pajiba Love today. It’s happening again. Another goddamn Sex and the City movie. (WIMB)

Sure, now we all know now that Joaquin Phoenix is crazier’n a shithouse rat, but here’s a look back at the evidence leading up to where he is today. (Screen Junkies)

Mini-diversion: What do you think this guy got busted for? (QuizLaw)

President Obama (it’s still exciting in the way that a newly married woman must feel using her husband’s last name) has signed an executive order to close Guantanamo Bay. DAAAMN! This is some Benjamin Buttons shit! (HuffPo)

George Clooney is coming back for the “ER” finale. Does anyone watch “ER” anymore? Regardless, I am totally holding out hope for a Booker cameo on the inevitable “Roseanne” TV movie. (Celebitchy)

More Oscar discussion than you can shake a tiny golden man at. (Film Experience)

Angelina and Brad are moving to Long Island, and here’s a photo of the quaint little place they picked to stay in while Angelina films that Salt movie. (Evil Beet)

Did you guys know that Abercrombie & Fitch employs male models to stand around shirtless? I had no idea. But anyway, for whatever reason they don’t like it when other guys go shirtless. (omg blog)

Here are the five most “WTF-Worthy” eBay auctions. (mental floss)

Jessica Alba had the opportunity to call Bill O’Reilly an “A-Hole,” practically to his face, and I don’t know about you guys but I think she kinda blew it. She could have at least flashed him a double-bird or something. (The Blemish)

Anything involving the Jonas Brothers is not a great use of resources. (PA Notes)

I was at a birthday party for a toddler once where the grandmother had an edible image of the recently-deceased grandfather printed on the cake and my sister and I called it “Dead Guy Cake” all afternoon. It’s a toss up whether that or “Toilet Cake” is more disturbing. (Cake Wrecks)

The skinny look is not suiting Tom Cruise very well. I’d like to add that it’s not doing much for Katie, either. (cityrag)

If you ever find yourself in threat of a bear hug attack, here’s what to do:

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