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A&E About to Get A Lot More Sexeh

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Pajiba Love | January 21, 2010 | Comments (21)

A&E is reportedly airing a very special episode of “Intervention,” only it’s going to guest-starring David Hasselhoff and running for an entire season. (Yeeeah!)

Speaking of celebrities who I’d actually like to get their own reality show — STAINS the Australian Shepherd made famous by “The Soup” has won DListed’s Hot Slut of the Year Award. Congrats, STAINS! (DListed)

Christian Hagen formerly of Pajiba Music has started a new music website with some of the other Pajiba Music alums such as Caspar, Chris Polley and Felicia playing along, too. Go check ‘em out! (AudioSuede)

Keri Russell finds something amusing. My best guess? Brendan’s hairpiece and Harrison’s jowls. (Agent Bedhead)

Here’s Dan’s recap of the latest thrilling installment of “American Idol.” (Hairballs)

You’ve already seen the Top 100 Cheesiest Movie Lines, (which is all over the internet, with mostly no credit given to Pajiba, natch) but here are the Top Ten Cheesiest Horror Movie Lines. (Bloody Disgusting)

Even though she basically turned herself into a mannequin for the “sake” of her career, Heidi Montag’s new musical album sold six hundred and some change during its first week. Ha ha ha. (Litelysalted)

IFC is planning to release Todd Solondz’s Life During Wartime this summer. Spoiler alert! It will probably be really uncomfortable and make you squeamish. (The Playlist)

Everyone knows that January is Hollywood’s cinematic dumping grounds, but here are the most successful January releases of all time. (Screen Junkies)

I don’t think Pajiba has ever put a list like this together: But here are ten of the stupidest movies. Really though Jerms, how are you gonna tell me that Crank stupider than Crank 2? It’s just unpossible. (Notes on Bar Napkins)

The only reason I’m linking this is because the headline cracked me up: “Ryan Reynolds Walks Around Like He’s Posing For a Magazine.” (Celebitchy)

Thanks to Tamatha, here is a handy flowchart on whether or not your should eat food that dropped on the floor. Five second rule, bitches! (SF Weekly)

Earlier this week I mentioned that Mischa Barton had been given a guest-starring role as a prostitute on “Law & Order: SVU,” but now the word is she couldn’t even remember seven lines that she was given. (Celebslam)

For some reason two guys had the wherewithal to recreate the “Perfect Strangers” opening credits only set in Seattle. I assume it was all worth it, because they got a little bit famous on the internet for like ten seconds. Score!

Pajiba Love brought to you by Stacey Nosek, who can be reached via email here.


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Comments

Jesopus Almighty H. Christ, that's way too much Hoff before 1pm. I'm gonna go sob myself into oblivion now.

Posted by: figgy at January 21, 2010 1:28 PM

I have always been completely mezmerized by STAINS. And yes, you must always capitalize the name as per Micheal K's instruction.

Posted by: Manda90210 at January 21, 2010 1:28 PM

Yeah for STAINS. It was tough competition for him since he was up against the Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt and Snooki. I swear if it weren't for this site and DListed I might get some work done.

Posted by: LuLu at January 21, 2010 1:50 PM

Why isn't PETA all over the abuse that poor little puppy suffered having to sit on The Hoff's genitals?

Also, why are nude shots of men still fossilized in 1970s come hither porn mode?

I know that's an older picture of Hoff, but look at any of the recent ones of any guy and it's exactly the same pose?

Posted by: PaddyDog at January 21, 2010 2:21 PM

STAINS... Noted and corrected.

Posted by: Stacey at January 21, 2010 2:24 PM

I haven't the foggiest idea why, but that Perfect Strangers thing made me so goddam angry that I clenched my buttocks. Like angry angry. Pavlov's dogs man...

Posted by: Skitz at January 21, 2010 2:46 PM

I think I've pointed this out before but the best stupid movie is Con-Air. Go and make your corrections. (I nominate this statement as the best stupid statement of this thread.)

Remember when Balki called out Denzel Washington? That was pretty strange. He trashed half of Hollywood in that interview (though I believe he liked Cousin Larry). Come to think of it, has anyone seen him lately? Got got?

Posted by: becks at January 21, 2010 3:00 PM

STAINS is my favorite dog ever that isn't mine. When (not if) I acquire STAINS (presumably in a duel), he will become my favorite dog ever. Unless that Frasier dog comes back from the dead and gets hypnotized by cupcakes. Then all bets are off.

Posted by: ChristianH at January 21, 2010 3:15 PM

I would also like to comment -- if it hasn't been noted elsewhere -- that the picture of Ben Stein in the sidebar to the right looks like the Six Flags dude.

Posted by: Stacey at January 21, 2010 3:18 PM

Skitz--when you figure it out, let me know; I'm fascinated (and because this is the internets where things are so easily misinterpreted, I'm not bitchy, just amused and curious). I remember this show fondly from my youth and once had a crush on Balki. I guess in my innocence I failed to notice that these two grown men apparently ran around Chicago with linked arms all the time.

Posted by: DeadBessie at January 21, 2010 3:57 PM

I had that same fucking idea to remake the Perfect Strangers intro. I know, it doesn't make any fucking sense at all, which just makes it more surprising that these assholes went and did it before me. I had already discussed it with friends and we were scouting locations. What the fuck.

Posted by: Borg at January 21, 2010 5:00 PM

"because they got a little bit famous on the internet for like ten seconds. Score!"

And well worth it I say.

Also: Hairpiece or not Brendan Fraser is SMOKIN hot.

Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at January 21, 2010 5:19 PM

Why isn't PETA all over the abuse that poor little puppy suffered having to sit on The Hoff's genitals?

That's exactly what I was about to ask, PaddyDog. That dog looks seriously unhappy. Unsurprising really. Little guy turns up to work, all 'I get to sit around and look cute today' and then gets the Hoff's junk is his face instead. I really hope the dog wee'd on him at some point.

Posted by: redhead at January 21, 2010 6:42 PM

I'm currently taking Crim Pro. Today's topic: the exclusion rule and the 4th Amendment...I was wondering how I was going to pass that class. Thank you Pajiba!

Posted by: Drix at January 21, 2010 7:10 PM

Also, why are nude shots of men still fossilized in 1970s come hither porn mode?

I know, right?

Anyway, over on DListed there's a (not entirely nude) vintage picture of Christopher Walken. It's making me feel confused. It's Christopher Walken as innocent, young naïf; I can't reconcile him with sinister, crazy (yet amazing dancer) mature Christopher Walken.

Posted by: MM at January 21, 2010 7:33 PM

hahahaha I most definitely made that photo my friend's desktop background and it was an instant hit

Posted by: Anhelo at January 21, 2010 8:04 PM

STAINS!!!

Posted by: Snuggiepants the Deathbringer at January 21, 2010 8:04 PM

Oh, I agree that Crank 2 was stupider. But for some reason, I found Crank to be immensely enjoyable, while the sequel was not. At all. Therefore, I quite agree with the list.

Posted by: meaux at January 21, 2010 9:17 PM

Tod Solondz has the exact same schooling as I did. Three (different ones). Welcome to the dollhouse was based on my grammar school. It's amazing I'm not more fucked up than... oh. Well still. He's worse.

STAINS rocks my socks as do the Shiba Inu 5 in Puppies 2: Electric Boogaloo.

Posted by: rhombus at January 21, 2010 9:30 PM

you know I believe someone complained in a thread about the fact that Pajiba only posts nude female pictures and no nude male pictures... I blame that person for this extremely unsettling picture of the Hoff. Holy hell is that disturbing!

Posted by: Even Stevens at January 22, 2010 12:47 AM

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Posted by: Brad at January 23, 2010 6:24 AM





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