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By Stacey Nosek | Pajiba Love | January 19, 2009 |


See Joaquin Phoenix. See Joaquin Phoenix try to rap. See Joaquin Phoenix fail miserably. And finally, see Joaquin Phoenix fall. (WIMB)

Emily Mortimer’s father has sadly passed away, who, unbeknownst to many, was a famous British lawyer. (QuizLaw)

I’m often accused of posting links around here that have a *cough* liberal bias, but whatever. Here’s the 50 Most Loathsome People in America, which spreads the hate equal opportunity. Thanks, Replica! (The Beast)

There’s a comment-dirve going on over at Chez’s place. If Bush’s presidency were a movie, what song would play over the closing credits? I’m thinking something by Randy Newman. (Deus Ex Malcontent)

Get a sweet deal on a celebrity-owned vehicle through the Hollywood Auto Trader. (Screen Junkies)

Ahaha! It finally happened. One of the strippers on “Rock of Love” made fun of Bret Michael’s hair. Love it. (Jezebel)

Here are the Top 25 “American Idol” contestants. Thankfully, half of these people I only know from watching “The Soup” or what have you. (BuddyTV)

Here are the six least necessary Weird Al parodies. Um, I thought that was “any” Weird Al parody. Oh, zing!! (mental floss)

Holy combined forces of awesome in the universe: LeVar Burton broke out into an impromptu performance of the “Reading Rainbow” theme song in an LA nightclub. This more than makes up for Joaquin rapping. (Popoholic)

Kate Winslet is rocking the bottom boob! I would also accept underboob and bottom-cleavage. (Yeeeah!)

Did you like the sex-having balloon animal commercial from last week? Yes? Well, you probably won’t like this. Not. At all. Thanks to Erica! (Craftastrophe)

I always knew there was some reason I hated Juliette Lewis. That dumb asshole has taken to passing out Scientology recruitment DVDs. (Agent Bedhead)

Observe Eddie Murphy, human excrement, get his swerve on with some random ho in a nightclub. (cityrag)

Here is a fantastic list of the top ten movie death scenes. (NotesOnBarNapkins)

If I would have known that Katy Perry had won any awards for her “music,” I would have demanded that she give them back. And then it happened, even though I knew nothing about it beforehand. I think this means I’m psychic. (Celebitchy)

Now here to Star Wars, as explained by a girl who has never seen Star Wars. Thanks to Jamiepants for the tip!


Star Wars: Retold (by someone who hasn’t seen it) from Joe Nicolosi on Vimeo.

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