January 17, 2008 | Comments ()

By Stacey Nosek | Pajiba Love | January 17, 2008 |


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We've got a lot of news out of the Cruise camp today. First up, conspiracy theories as to whether or not Katie Holmes actually ran the NY marathon. (Celebitchy)

Because even Pete Doherty knows that nipples chafe. (Yeeeah!)

Additionally, the church of Scientology is threatening Gawker, making us actually take sides with the internet's most autocratic blog empire. (Gawker)

If "American Idol" employed some of these suggestions to improve ratings, hell might freeze over just long enough for me to tune in. (WIMB)

Note to self: Bump Crumb up in Netflix queue. And while I have you, don't forget to pay the phone bill. (ASWOBA)

Anyone want to wager a guess what embarrassing medical condition Gwyneth Paltrow was hospitalized for? Uncontrollable diarrhea? (IDLYITW)

Or maybe she just heard they were giving away free rectal exams. (QuizLaw)

Rich, I am all for you giving it a bath or dressing it up in costumes -- but you lost me here, buddy. (FourFour)

Quiztime! How many babies can you eat? (CollegeHumor)

An explanation to everyone who was wondering why the new "Knight Rider's" K.I.T.T. is going to be some pussy mustang. Uhhh, I'm still not sold. (SciFiWire)

I suppose it was only a matter of time before someone compared Hillary to Tracie Flick -- after the jump. (H/T to QuizLaw!)

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