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So Isaiah was like, “It did not happen.” And Katherine was like, “Ohnoyoudin’t.” And Isaiah was like, “I kissed McDreamy.” And Katherine was all, “Let’s throw down, bitch.” And I’m like, “Shut the fuck up.” (Evil Beet)

And then Paula was like, “I wasn’t ‘under the influence’ during those interviews. I, like, had a prescription, goddamnit.” (Yeeeah!)

And then Cameron is all up in Biel’s grill, saying, like, “Stay the hell away from my man, skank.” (MetaDish)

And then Angelina is, like, “Stay away from my ovaries, Jen.” And Jen is all, “Look at these, bitch. They’re beautiful. And they’re real (maybe).” (Popbytes)

And then Will Smith is all like, “I wanna lick on Cameron.” And Hollywood is like, “Fuck that, you ever heard of the Mason-Dixon line?” And Thandie is all, “Tsk. Tsk.” (PopSugar)

And then Tom Brady was all like, “Snap!” to Bridget, saying, you know, “I gots me some Giselle now. Get some of me.” (IDLYITW)

Pajiba Love | January 17, 2007 | Comments (4)

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