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January 16, 2009 | Comments ()


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Pajiba Love / Stacey Nosek

Pajiba Love | January 16, 2009 | Comments ()


A word about Bush’s “Farewell Address” last night. You’ll probably find this piece either horribly offensive or completely brilliant. (Deus Ex Malcontent)

And in what is to be one of the last legacies of the Bush Administration, the Supreme Court just took a steaming shit on your fourth amendment rights earlier this week. You’re welcome! (QuizLaw)

Grossness of the day: The Underpants Gnomes have purportedly been ravaging the Jonas Brothers dressing rooms. Gag me with a dick. (WIMB)

Because I can’t resist: Here’s what retarded shenanigans are currently going on in the “Real World” house. (FourFour)

Balloon Animal Orgies = Best Condom Commercial Ever. (BoingBoing)

Bear Grylls named his newborn son Huckleberry? I would have thought something like “Scorpion Testicle Grylls” would have been more appropriate. (DListed)

Here’s some viral marketing, compliments of one of our advertisers: If you’ve been following along, apparently Caseman is dead. Damnit. And Armacham may be behind it. See for yourself. (Armacham)

I know, I know. Two Paris Hilton links in two days. But I had to post this because it may be the most inspired and poignant thing I’ve ever heard the guy from Drunken Stepfather say. Site NSFW. (DrunkenStepfather)

Here is some tragic news, apparently the Laserdisc is officially dead. Anyone under the age of 20 might want to go ask your parents what a Laserdisc is. (ScreenJunkies)

Now that Mickey Rourke is a major player in Hollywood, he’s pulling in some A-List tail. And I wish I could think of an STD euphemism for “A-List.” (Celebslam)

I have to link this only because I know you guys are going to hate the motherloving shit out of it. The top “Butterbodies” according to Spike. Golly gee willikers, they coined a new word! Good for them! (Spike)

Although, this may actually be more offensive. Movie marketers want to “tug at our ovaries.” Don’t even think about touching my fucking ovaries. (Jezebel)

Today in New Cola News, check out Jones’ Orange You Glad (For Change) Cola (Pop Candy) and a new cola from Red Bull which has less caffeine than regular Red Bull and therefore makes it pointless. (TIB)

If there’s one thing I’ve gathered about this season of “American Idol,” it’s that it’s all about sluts this year. (cityrag)

And aside from looking like a broke-ass hoe, here are 20 other ways of securing yourself audition in front of Simon, Paula, Randy and the other one. (BestWeekEver)

From the TruTV series “The Principal’s Office,” here is a hilarious clip featuring possibly the most pussified high school principal ever. Thanks to Serena!

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