I want to do dirrty things to Joel Hodgson. He's on my list, so my husband says it's okay.
Posted by: Mella at January 15, 2008 3:50 PM
Don't worry, one of the tags on the KSK piece makes it perfectly clear that Brady is not contemplating retirement...
Posted by: Cait at January 15, 2008 4:15 PM
Tom Cruise is infuckingsane.
I want to thank Pajiba for helping me to discover the joy that is KSK. I have been obsessivly catching up on their older posts - too damn funny.
Posted by: Marianne at January 15, 2008 5:00 PM
Mike Nelson was one of the main writers from the beginning, I think.... love love love these guys. I hear you, Mella- Joel was always my fave. I'll be ordering as soon as its payday.
Posted by: nancy at January 15, 2008 5:05 PM
An etiquette question for Pajiba Love if I may, when I read something on a link from here and feel the need to comment (as I often do), should my comment go on the original link (say, Quizlaw) or here? It would seem the point of Pajiba Love would be to direct us to other worthy sites and shore up support for them leading me to think I should post my comment on the original sites, yet if no comments are posted here, might not the powers-that-be think Pajiba Love is unpopular and scratch it? It seems a little too attention-seeking for me to post the same comment in two places, so what should I do?
All that being said, I used to work with end-stage Alzheimer's patients and they made way more sense than Tom Cruise did in that video. Why is Scientology not out in Darfur or HIV-ravaged Uganda or the Gaza Strip if they can fix everything and bring peace?
Posted by: PaddyDog at January 15, 2008 5:11 PM
Best thing about the Jesus switchplate? The two kids appear to be staring directly at his, um, switch.
Second best thing? He apparently likes it with the lights on. Who knew? Besides you, Mary Magdalene.
Third best thing? "Let there be light!"
Posted by: socalledonlycousins at January 15, 2008 6:09 PM
Eh, Paddy, at least copy the comment to here; I don't have time to peruse all those other sites for stray bon mots from the Pajiba posse.
Posted by: socalledonlycousins at January 15, 2008 6:10 PM
That sheriff in the quizlaw video is clearly not a regular Lifetime viewer . . .
Posted by: ali at January 15, 2008 6:25 PM
socalled: Feh. That image has been up on my favorite site for at least a week. With naughty animation thrown in!
Posted by: Jerce at January 15, 2008 6:49 PM
Wow, Jerce, I just . . . wow. Never seen that site before. My feelings harken back to seeing Joan Jett for the first time as a 15-year-old boy: Love, fear, admiration, more fear, and Pajiba-twitch. The suicide bomber cat is now my screen-saver. Not sure how I'm going to explain the keffiyeh to HR.
Posted by: socalledonlycousins at January 15, 2008 7:06 PM
Funny, socalled, that you should mention Joan Jett--I had a major, and confusing, crush on her myself during that same decade. I think it had a lot to do with the way she bit the head off that tulip in that video...
Anyroad, I invite you have a look 'round the Street. I think you might like it. But, um, don't let HR see the "Picture Thread," okay?
Posted by: Jerce at January 15, 2008 7:36 PM
This gives me a brilliant idea for a new feature -- Pajiba's Unappreciated Turds! What do you guys think?
I think you should get this guy to write for Pajiba. But teach him how to use SpellCheck, first.
Posted by: Jerce at January 15, 2008 7:46 PM
Hey Socalled, nice to have you back. I get your point about the time to search for Pajibaments, but doesn't it appear a little desperate for this Mick chick to double post her opinions all over the place hoping that some idle blogger with a Cary Grant obsession might read them and find them witty?
Posted by: PaddyDog at January 15, 2008 8:11 PM
I prefer Mike Nelson over Joel any day. Mostly because he actually pretended he was doing stuff. Joel just stood there with a deadpan look like he had a lobotomy.
I think the problem with the Nelson years was the horrible antagonists. After Dr. Forrester and TV's Frank left, all you had left was Brain Guy, Professor Bobo, and Pearl. They were lame.
Posted by: Wood at January 15, 2008 10:08 PM
I hope this is true about Brady and he's not just blowing smoke up Moynahan's butt. I can't wait for the Patriots to go back to being the suck team they were for their entire existance before this lousy decade.
Posted by: CarpePancakes! at January 15, 2008 10:49 PM
is it just me, or is the guy/silohuette on the top tier on the left side of the CinematicTitanic clip - the one that, at second 23, says: "Wait, Frank, Frank, FRANK! This is the first show. There is no history of CinematicTitanic"...is that...Donald Sutherland?
listen to the voice. i swear it's totally him.
did i just notice something cool or is this old news already?
Posted by: causaubon at January 16, 2008 12:12 AM
or am i hearing things and it's actually not him?
Posted by: causaubon at January 16, 2008 12:42 AM
Never fuck with an Icelandic chick...or a Black Lab with a gun. Trust.
Posted by: jen310 at January 16, 2008 12:44 AM
I love crazy-ass Bjork! From a distance, of course.
Posted by: demondoll at January 16, 2008 2:01 AM
Tom Cruise is crazy. Tom Brady's a jerkoff. Bjork is delightfully strange. Jessica Simpson is a waste of DNA. And Christian Bale is the hottest man on earth, even on DVD.
I think that about covers it.
Posted by: Kolby at January 16, 2008 9:13 AM
Who is that Prisco guy (or girl)? His open sollicitation to the writer staff is quite tardy (The Last Stand was 20 months ago, a simple phrase like "it was shit" would've suffised) but maybe you Lords of Pajibistan should consider it nonetheless.
Posted by: Jeff K at January 16, 2008 9:43 AM
Kolby is doing everything within her power to enrage me today. It's actually kind of impressive.
TK - imagine how bad it could be if I didn't adore you. Seriously, if you weren't a Red Sox/Pats fan and I wasn't a Yankee/anything but the Pats fan, and you weren't married and I wasn't married, and we didn't live 3 hours away from each other.....
Tom Brady may be contemplating retirement
You bite your filthy tongue. Take that back. TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW!
Ah, Bjork. So delightfully batshit crazy.