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Will Ferrell’s Blades of Glory has every reason in the world to suck, but hell if I’m not won over by Def Leppard in the trailer. I mean, c’mon people! Def freakin’ Leppard. (Popoholic)

Leo Sayer completely loses his shit on the British version of “Big Brother.” Completely. (SFGate)

Heads up: The Golden Globes, one of the few tolerable awards show, airs tonight. May the alcohol-fueled antics of celebrities enrich your lives. (Celebitchy)

Britney spends her weekend doing the requisite “Lookie. I am a Mom” photo shoot. (Yeeeah!)

Molly has left MollyGood for the more … er … sanitized world of PopSugar. I know, I know. It hurts me, too. Damn those greener pastures. Damn them all. (Popsugar)

And I was going to give MollyGood’s replacement, Cord, a pass, but he won me over (temporarily, at least) with a quote from Truman Capote and an admonishment against “those bitchy hacks who use awful portmanteaus,” even if I fall into that category. Still, I give him 10 posts before resorting to Lindsey Loh … make that five posts. (MollyGood)

The new McDonald’s Banana Pie reviewed. Banana?! (The Impulsive Buy)

If you haven’t seen it yet, Jake Gyllenhaal’s Dreamgirls-inspired monologue on “SNL” was, well, inspiring. (IDLYITW)

Pajiba Love | January 15, 2007 | Comments (7)


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Forget Ferrell. GOB Bluth on ice skates? Pass that banana pie, biotches!

Posted by: superedna at January 15, 2007 5:32 PM

Streep owned the Globes with the best speech until Sacha B Cohen stole the show with an amazingly filthy bit about his co-star's private parts. I imagine holy-joe America is up in arms about this show, even if Tom Hanks -- America's Aging Sweeetheart -- hadn't used the word "balls" about 40 times to salute Warren Beatty. Wife Annette Bening got snockered on repeat glasses of champagne and got weepy when the old goat toasted her. An amazing amount of minorities won tonight for a change.

Re the Leo Sayer clip, what exactly was so filthy that the censors bleeped out that could be worse than saying eleven variations on "fuck"? "Margaret Thatcher"?

Posted by: Matt at January 16, 2007 12:03 AM

I'm with superedna. The second Will Arnett showed up in that trailer I knew I was going to see this movie.

Posted by: Andy at January 16, 2007 12:10 AM

Fucking fuck. Fuck. I thought we were friends?

Posted by: Molly Goodson at January 16, 2007 3:01 AM

And by "friends" I obviously mean stagers, Creepy whoops.

Well, of course, we're friends/stagers. I'm blinded by the envy, that's all. But, do feel free to come back and empty the pent up profanity the ... er ... sanitized folks over at Pop seem to prohibit. Obscenities are always on tap here, Molly.

Posted by: Molly Goodson at January 16, 2007 3:39 AM

I concur with superedna... (Well, except for the part about the pie, anyway) I'm not so much won over by Def Leppard as the prospect of Team Gob! Not that Def Leppard hurts, either.

Shame it will likely be a hammy and self-indulgent piece of crap like every other Will Ferrell Movie these days. With the exception of Stranger Than Fiction naturally.

Posted by: litelysalted at January 16, 2007 11:35 AM

The Big Brother UK clip: Was that freakin' Jermaine Jackson?!!! So that's where he's been!

Posted by: Vermillion at January 17, 2007 9:12 AM