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By Stacey Nosek | Pajiba Love | January 14, 2009 |


A bunch of guys are suing for sexual discrimination because they’re not allowed to wait tables at Hooters. As long as they wear the fancy outfit, then why not? (QuizLaw)

And now, my friends: Ryan Seacrest high-fives a blind person. A single tear just rolled down my eye. It’s just that fucking beautiful. (WIMB)

It’s about damn time somebody posthumously gave Ol’ Dirty Bastard his own starring family-friendly vehicle. (Screen Junkies)

What if Ryan Gosling was your boyfriend and he said stuff like “Hey Girl” a lot? That is the entire purpose of this blog. (FuckYeah!RyanGosling)

OHMYGODGROSS. And BarbadoSlim, let me just go ahead and stop you right now by saying that this declaration has nothing to do with my personal technique. Thanks Julie! (lulu)

Oh and by the way, apropos of nothing, here’s what John Mayer “traded up” to Jennifer Aniston from. (Popoholic)

What if movie posters were honest? Well, we probably wouldn’t have a need for Pajiba, I’ll tell you that. (HolyTaco)

J. Lo and Marc Anthony: Coming soon to an episode of “COPS” near you. (Yeeeah!)

I think this is kind of old news by now but I don’t know if it’s ever been mentioned on the site. Anyway, Seth Rogen is writing and starring in a “Simpsons” episode. Shame I haven’t watched it since Ricky Gervais guest-starred that time. (Paste)

Rejected plotlines for Season 7 of “24?” What do I know, I’m apparently like the only person alive who doesn’t watch it. (YBNBY)

Here’s a list of pet peeves so far for 2009. Not that it’s exclusive to ‘09 particularly, but let me join in on the 80’s comeback hate. HATE. These dumb little bitches wearing this shit weren’t even alive in the 80’s. (MixTapeTherapy)

Hahaha. Hayden Panettiere got kicked out a club for being under 21 and she called the cops on them. (Celebslam)

This clip is totally ridic, and it was none other than the esteemed Ranylt who insisted that I include it. (CuteOverload)

Getting married at Taco Bell? That’s not quirky, that’s just sad. SAAAAD. (SeriousEats)

Here is a viral clip by the same art director of the upcoming Coraline. Umm… I don’t think mustaches are supposed to do this:

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