For Joy! The National Karaoke Show is Back!
"American Idol" kicked off it's Ninth "Oh God, has it really been that long?" Season last night, and our own Daniel Carlson is going to be subjecting himself to recap it for the duration of the season -- or until he jams corn-on-the-cob holders into his ears and eyeballs. (Hairballs)
Here's a six-pack of six edgy actors who segued into family-friendly films. (PW)
Oh dear sweet baby Jesus: Channing Tatum told Details magazine about accidentally scalding his penis while working on the film The Eagle of the Ninth in Scotland. (Yeeeah!)
Good news everyone! Heidi Montag's new album dropped this week. In related news, Guantanamo Bay just got a whole new shipment of torturin' music. (Litelysalted)
With all the late night shit-flinging going on right now, here's a pretty good piece about the downfall of NBC and how Jeff Zucker contributed to it. (Deus Ex Malcontent)
Hardcore fans of Avatar are reportedly falling prey to depression now, over the fact that they live on Earth and not in some fantasy world with blue cat-faced creatures. (Agent Bedhead)
Sarah Palin appeared on the "O'Reilly Factor" last night to promote her joining the network, and I only made it into two minutes of the clip before my ears bled -- since all Bill could focus on is how "left-wing media" is having a "conniption." DIE. (Zelda Lily)
Mr. Coffee's new Café Frappe machine is basically like the Snoopy Sno Cone machine, only for adults. (Impulsive Buy)
If you're like me -- and I think you are -- you enjoy yourself a good Lifetime movie now and then. And here are five required cliches for any successful Lifetime movie. (Frothy Girlz)
It must be Wednesday because here's a another slew of crappy products from the Harriet Carter catalog. (IBBB)
Hugh Hefner has broken up with his girlfriends, Kristina and Karissa Shannon. Aww, if a 80-something-year-old man can't find love with a pair of 20-year-old sisters, what hope is there for the rest of us? (Celebitchy)
I don't remember the last time I actually used a condom for sexy time purposes, but here are a bunch of other fun and functional uses for your Trojans:
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