Pajiba

Ugh...I used to be able to tolerate Jay Leno in a ignore-him-and-he-won't-bother-me kind of way. But now I just can't stand the guy.

Oh my fucking God...I actually went ahead and clicked on the Avatar thing, and then went even further by clicking to the full account of the Avatard who got arrested. WOW that is depressing. Seriously, the guy wants to kill every human being, not take his medicine, and then told anyone who would listen that they're killing the Na'Vi. HOLY SHIT.

Who knew you could use a condom to light a fire. 'The more you know...'

Snuggiepants the Deathbringer: Always the voice of reason.

Let the Avatards get depressed and kill themselves Natural Selecton at work, I say.

You see Twitards, that's how you do it, get depressed that you won't ever be with a guy like Edward and start killing yourselves off.

I once auditioned for AI, and I can attest that the producers who pick the talent that goes on to the next round will honestly pick some of the most ridiculous acting/dressing/singing people that they can find in the clusterfudge that they call an audition. I think they must get bored, so they send on the people who will embarrass their given region of the country the most to be torn apart limb from limb by the main judges. It was a shame, too, because there were some really talented people there that day that could have done well on the program! I used to watch and enjoy AI, but now I can't bear it. It just makes me sad because there are people who literally put all of their hopes into getting on this stupid show.

Also, in case you are interested (and even if you aren't), the whole audition process is like an episode of Survivor or something. You stand outside in an enormous group of people in these long ass lines that are sometimes 10 people deep for hours and hours. Then they assemble all elevendy billion of you someplace and tell you to scream and wave at a camera on a dolly for a couple of hours so that they can get clips for commercials and such. Oh, and you're also basically supposed to wet yourself with happiness when The Orange One,Ryan Seacrest, who didn't even smile or look around as he was being led to the cameras)gets near you. THEN they let you go inside the stadium or whatever and have you sing and scream and wave at another camera for another hour or so. Then and only then do they start the actual singing part of the audition. You stand in another huge line for a chance to sing (if you have a voice left after all of the screaming and crap they put you through) for 30 seconds in front of three bored looking people who then say "Thanks"and wave you on. I wasn't really expecting to be sent on to the next round or anything, but the whole process was kind of bullshitty.

Actually I can see this AI process being useful in 100 years when we'll have to thin the heard due to evolved diseases, a shortage of food and a lack of potable drinking water. The government sets up a "reality" tv show that promises those who succeed a bright future but in reality where people must prove their worth to society on TV. People will show up in droves, scream at the camera for two hours then they must complete an assigned task to determine their usefulness to society. Those that pass live on. Those that fail and prove they are nothing but leaches suckling the dry, frail teat of society (this means you Avitards/Twitards) are lead to the "showers". It's probably a cheaper route than the inevitable war with China and we cleanse society of the listless droves of unemployed living in their mom's attic/basement. And a related benefit... we all get better parking spots!!

I always thought condoms were supposed to help prevent the burn.

What is funny is that if people actually stopped being fat, lazy fucks, and actually did proactive things like not throwing litter out the window of their car, planting trees, or help within cleaning a park, Earth might bear a closer resemblance to Pandora. Our planet probably looked similar to Pandora before we started sticking a Starbucks on every corner. Quick, someone should start a Web site, TurnEarthintoPandora.com. We can worry about the blue people with cat faces later. If you build it, they will come . . . .

P.S. - Stacey, thanks to you I will never throw a condom away again, used or not.

I thought Avatar was a beautiful movie to look at, a little thin on plot and a lot lacking in writing. But anyone who has the energy to get hopelessly depressed over it needs a hobby. Or a life. Or a swift kick in the nuts.