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And you know what else is gay? A guy saying he likes Chipotle chips.

On that shoplifting story:

"What is your ethnicity? I am not American..."

Why am I *NOT* surprised.

I bet is one of them Cannuks.

Is it weird that I love Cunty McNutbag? Her fried blonde hair and adams apple warm my heart. Never have I witnessed the type of Andy Kaufman-esque performance she gives every day, day in day out. She's so committed to her role as the world's craziest person!

I've had those chips, they're damn good. But the chipotle is actually not a particularly hot pepper... it's more for flavor than anything else.

Oddly, yes, I am kind of a geek about this. I grow chipotles, habaneros, anchos, jalapenos and thai peppers in the summer. Who wants to burn their face off at my house?!

I'd like to throw Coulter and Dane Cook in a burlap sack filled with wolverines and throw it into the ocean.

I regularly forget that whatshername exists, she's really not worth the time or vitriol that people waste on her. She obviously knows exactly what she's doing because, like Rush Limbaugh, she's a blithering hypocrite.

It's like when your 12 year old sister starts dying her hair the color of skittles and emulating Amy Winehouse's eye-liner application. If you just ride the wave and ask "can I help you dye your hair?" "did you run out of eyeliner?" it goes away. If you make a huge stinking deal about it, it'll keep up for YEARS.

without hearing their accents in my head as I went along.

"I'll stop you from being a prostitute with this song."

Agreed, I do hear Jemaine. And I really need to hear this song now.

TK, I was under the impression that a chipotle was a smoked jalepeño, am I wrong? Can you grow them all on their own in their... chipotle-ness? I ask because I'm kind of a heat wimp but I can deal with chipotles.

Despite being a heat wimp I can make an etouffe that'll melt your face off. I can only eat it over about a pound of rice with the milk next to me. People are sweating after bite two, but it's delicious.

I bet is one of them Cannuks.

Fuck you BSlim. We don't need your shitty food, we have Canadian Bacon. One package can sustain a family of five for two months.

TK I am also a hot pepper fan, however in the frozen arctic they are quite hard to grow and I haven't been able to source good fresh ones yet. I do have a sizable collection of hot sauces though.

If liking chipotle potato chips is gay Pookie:

You Fuckin'?

Genny, that sounds absolutely scrumptious. I'm drooling now.

Now I gotta go find a mexican place for lunch.

Genny: I'm assuming she also reads Twilight and takes pics with her friends with the flash turned up WAAAAAAAAY to high?

I have the same accent problem when it comes to Calculus. I can't read the word "derivative" without it coming out in a high pitched russian accent. DEE-REE-VAH-TEEF.

And I think in order to make sure we never actually have to utter Ann Coulter's name ever again, we should give her a nickname. Like Apple Throat. Or Kitty Slayer. And never use a picture of her ever again. Just use a pic of a really skinny horse.

Erection Killer?

By the way, great list Jeremy

Admin there is only fuckin' and not fuckin'.

you're not better than the ladies of The View or Today, or Good Morning America

Thou Shalt Not compare my Marysol Castro to the likes of that Cuntour hag!

I love the story about Robin Williams and Christopher Reeve. I wonder if Pookie would dress up as a proctologist for BSlim.

I recommend a handy anagram of Ann Coulter: Unclean Rot.

Admin: Oddly enough, when faced with unwanted wood, biting your tongue and thinking about Ann Coulter helps immensly. Thanks!

Perkie: Jesus fucking Christ, that is fucking GENIUS.

I grew a bunch of peppers this past summer and wound up doing a little bit of pickling. Now I've got a large note on the side of the fridge that says WASH HANDS BEFORE PEEING...

Skitz, now just imagine accidentally rubbing your eye because it was itchy. Then, when your eye starts burning and the pain makes you crazy, you don't really think everything through and you hop into the shower to rinse out your eye. At which point, the water from the shower spreads the oil from the peppers over your face, then all over your entire body.
Then you have my dad's Fifth Most Embarrassing Injurious Event Ever.

Genny AMEN. When our daughter was 12 and started doing funky things with her hair, I made my husband just HUSH. I promised him, having been a girl myself, that this would pass. It did.

As for the Coulter/Grendel monster, I just read a fantastic description of punishment from a cheesy novel a friend was reading. It involved never letting her sleep, everyone being allowed to hit her with bamboo sticks, placed naked in a cage and laughed at for days on end, revived if she starts to die, having hot coals applied to her buttocks, and having her manhood cut off in front of everyone. Kewl.

Seriously though - I just can't get over how long her friggin' neck is. It's like a goddamed PEZ dispenser, except when she snaps her head back, hate-flavored goiters shoot out...

Where's my garbage bin? Me gotta make a pukey...

I dated a guy in high school whose mother had a habit of telling people that Tommy Lee Jones and Al Gore were roommates. Each and every time she would see one of them or hear one of their names she would announce to whomever was in earshot, "Did you know that Tommy Lee Jones and Al Gore were roommates at Harvard?" Sometimes she would just randomly say it over dinner or while playing cards. It was almost like a nervous tic. I can safely say that within the 13 months we dated, I heard his mother say this at least 50 or 60 times.

Zoinks, Skitz. I think that image may haunt my nightmares. I dunno if this is socially acceptable, but there's a new marketing campaign be PETA that I wanted to share with y'all. So I'm posting a link. So, yeah. PETA's retarded.

http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=99249669

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