Sanity: 1. Fear: 0.
By Jeremy Feist | Posted Under Pajiba Love | Comments (25)
Oh thank God… It’s official people: Sanity beat fear! WOOOOO! Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert’s Rally to Restore Sanity was attended by 215,000 people, while Glenn Beck’s rally only scored 87,000. Ha! Fuck a landmine, Glenn Beck! In honour of this, let’s take a look at the 100 best signs from Stewart and Colbert’s rally. (Buzzfeed)
You know those guys at the gym or the bar or where the fuck ever who randomly just call people “fag” for no reason? Well, here’s a little article explaining why, though they’re not necessarily gay per se, they aren’t as straight as they think they are. (Hobo Trashcan)
Bad news for anyone waiting on the Spider-Man musical: The lead actor broke both his wrists in a fall. Oh, and did I mention it involved him being catapulted into the air for a stunt for the show? I take back what I said before: This is going to be awesome. (Film Drunk)
For the Dallas Cowboy fans out there, you can take some small solace in the fact that your Grandpa of a coach is at least going down the swirly drain with some dignity. (UglyFours)
Today’s quiz is all about… *Shakes the magic 8-ball* …Vegetables! Which I’ve come to know and love dearly. Specifically peas. Peas will never stop being delicious. (Litely Salted)
Now that Katy Perry is married, she wants you all to know that she’s a perfect ten in the sack. Ummmm… yeah, hate to say it, but considering that Katy Perry’s new video features fireworks coming out of her boobs, she’s probably less of a ten and more of an “oh sweet Jesus I was just motorboating you but now my face is on fire and I’m dying. ARGH!” (popbytes)
Just in case the last poster for the 3D remake of Gulliver’s Travels didn’t convince you that it’s going to be a raging pile of shit, then this new poster, prominently featuring Jack Black’s taint and his creepy, photoshopped face staring into your soul, should do the trick. (Agent Bedhead)
Alright, if I understand American politics the way I think I do (which, according to some of you, I don’t), I’m pretty sure you guys are voting tomorrow, and that puppies can’t vote. But what if puppies could vote? Spoiler alert: It would be adorable. (Warming Glow)
Gretchen Jones, who *SPOILER ALERT* won this season of Project Runway *END SPOILER* says that she knows she’s a good person, and that all the negativity was just editing on the show’s part. Ugh, shut up Gretchen, your clothes were dumpy and boring and you suck as a designer and a human being. (Celebitchy)
Halloween may be over now, but it’s never too late for inventive pumpkin carving. Especially when you do it with a gun, because woooo! Second amendment! YEEEEEAH! (Gamma Squad)
Alright, one last Jack-O-Lantern themed post, and that’s it: Here’s a cocktail called the Jack-O-Lantern, which looks pretty Halloweeny and tastes pretty good, but sadly doesn’t have as much to do with Halloween. *Frowny Face* (B-Side Blog)
Good news everyone! Lindsay Lohan may be running low on funds thanks to her rehab stay, but PETA’s willing to foot the bill, as long as Lindsay gets over her addictions … to meat. Sure, PETA just made a lame publicity stunt out of a serious mental illness, but hey, at least they saved a cow. (Celebslam)
Okay, this is just ridiculously sad: Lily Allen suffered her second miscarriage recently. Our condolences. (Dlisted)
Alright, so just in case you’re worried that Zach Galifianakis might be getting a tad overexposed, let’s all watch him smoke a J on Real Time With Bill Maher and remember that he is, in fact, quite awesome.
Jeremy Feist is a freelance writer, maker of lovin’, and an average-everyday-sane-psycho. You can check his NSFW blog here, or email him here.
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Comments
Posted by: TarHeel at November 1, 2010 12:19 PM
Favorites that I saw that weren't on that list:
The Civil War was an Inside Job
Free Tibet! (Additional toppings cost extra)
My Gay Agenda: Grocery shopping, call mom, change oil in car etc.
Last Time This Many People Listened to a Jew we Got Christianity