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Oh, You're About To Learn Who You're Gonna Call... Ghostbusters

By Jeremy Feist | Posted Under Pajiba Love | Comments (44)



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It’s 80’s week here on Pajiba, which means I need to try and find as many 80’s themed links as I possibly can, despite never having been alive during the 80’s (*Evil Laugh*). Anyway, in honour of the decade that fashion forgot, let’s all check out the Ghostbusters quiz and remember what the 80’s were actually good for: Movies. (Litely Salted)

And for added 80’s nostalgia, check out this mash-up of great movie dancing with the obligatory Kenny Loggins Footloose playing throughout. One small gripe here: High School Musical? Really? (Film Drunk)

Awwwwwww shiiiiiiiit. It’s a cover-off! Alright everyone, who had the best Rolling Stone Cover: Mad Men or True Blood? Remember to show all your work; you’ll get partial credit for it. (Evil Beet)

Oh, wait, never mind; Jezebel found all the little things that got photoshopped out of the cover. Ummmmm … yay you guys? Oh what the fuck ever, I get shopped all the fucking time, you don’t hear me bitching about it. Funsuckers. (Warming Glow)

Hey Team Coco members! Conan O’Brien has finally announced the name and premiere date of his new show. I’m not gonna give too much away, but keep the beginning of November open on your schedule. (BWE)

Hey, remember that sex tape Heidi and Spencer Pratt said they made? Well as it turns out it might not exist after all and Vivid Video is not taking their shit about it anymore. (popbytes)

Ever wondered what would happen if Dinosaurs started wearing ironic t-shirts and listened to Vampire Weekend? Well, you can all thank Tracer Bullet for this one. (Hipster Dinosaurs)

And now in news that probably isn’t true but let’s all hope and pray that it is anyway, Tony Scott is talking about casting Johnny Depp and Brad Pitt in the upcoming Nemesis movie. Alright, who do I have to blow to make this a reality? (Gamma Squad)

And now for your daily “Fuck the What?” moment: Snoop Dogg now endoses Cognac. Like, $300 a bottle Cognac. I have to give him credit, the man has damn fine taste, and it sure as hell beats gin & juice. Speaking of which, exactly which juice goes well with gin anyway? I’m still trying to figure this one out… (Agent Bedhead)

Here’s a rundown of the fall TV schedule, and I think we can all agree that most of these won’t even make it to fucking spring. I’m looking at you, Shit S-Pound-Star-Exlamation Mark My Dad Says. (Hobo Trashcan)

It’s official: Paris Hilton has been charged with felony cocaine possession and as it turns out, the judge on her case really really REALLY wants to throw her skank as in jail. The odds are 4:1 that the judge actually beats her to death with the gavel. (Yeeeah!)

Just a quick thought here, but if your town is made the subject of a documentary about being openly gay in rural America, it might not be the best PR to talk about how you will murder a transgendered person with a baseball bat. (Towleroad)

Alright, fine, I’ve always had a grudging respect for Miley Cyrus, especially now that she’s owning up to her slut phase, but, ummmmm… What happened to her face? (Dlisted)

Here are 10 artists who deserve a biopic more than Justin Bieber. Ooooo, how special; you grew up in a town whose economy is based on Shakespeare plays and your stagemom got pregnant with you when she was a teenager. Whoop-dee-fucking-doo. (Buzzfeed)

And finally here’s the official video for Cee-Lo’s Fuck You. Can you believe I never heard the song until right now? Weeeeeird.

Jeremy Feist is a freelance writer, maker of lovin’, and an average-everyday-sane-psycho. You can check his NSFW blog here, or email him here.









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Comments

Re: Gin and juice...I like Orangina with my gin.

Posted by: Siege at September 1, 2010 12:06 PM

If you weren't actually born in the 1980s you probably shouldn't be worrying just yet about what juice box goes well with gin.

Posted by: PaddyDog at September 1, 2010 12:25 PM

I need a glen plaid hunter's jacket.

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at September 1, 2010 12:32 PM

Hell Yes on the Biopic links.

Posted by: replica at September 1, 2010 12:32 PM

Aw, fuckin'-A on a french-fried fajita and FUCK YOU, I had JUST today gotten that flippin' song outta my head, and now it's back.

I mean, it's a cool song and all, but dang... it's been ricocheting off the insides of my skull for eight days.

Posted by: Rykker at September 1, 2010 12:36 PM

Gin and orange. Or Rose's Lime. Or a whisper of vermouth and a lemon peel. Fuck you Jeremy, now I want gin.

Posted by: admin at September 1, 2010 12:37 PM

I'll take my gin with Jon Hamm. Or I'll just take Jon Hamm - photoshopped or not, that is one fine specimen!

Oh, and don't feel bad, Jeremy, I just heard the new Cee Lo song this past weekend for the first time (although the version I heard was "Forget You" on the Top 20 station on XM. I prefer the "fully-loaded version myself!)

Posted by: SugarKane at September 1, 2010 12:38 PM

which juice goes well with gin anyway?

Fresca.

Posted by: Jay at September 1, 2010 12:38 PM

As an elegant college freshman, I was a big fan of mixing my gin with 7-Up and strawberry Kool-Aid. Now it's all mint, lemon and rose water.

Posted by: Courtney at September 1, 2010 12:40 PM

And I was like, "Fuck you Jeremy, now I want gin."

Ooo ooo ooooooo...

Posted by: branded at September 1, 2010 1:05 PM

I want to marry that song. I want to dress it in a tuxedo and plan a huge wedding with doves being released as we leave the park after the ceremony. I want the bridesmaids to be dressed like 50s back-up singers and groomsmen dressed in plaid tuxes. I want to bear "Fuck You"'s children, "Blow Me" and "Suck My Nut". I want to grow old with it and be the couple in the nursing home with the dirty mouths and nothing actually wrong with them but they use their oldness to act like assholes. I love that song SO MUCH.

Posted by: Pinky McLadybits at September 1, 2010 1:07 PM

Jesus Christ. You weren't alive in the 80s but you're old enough to have sex...on video with people who ultimately won't get arrested for it?

The 80s were just, like yesterday. How is this possible? What year is it?

Where are my teeth?

Posted by: Sbrown at September 1, 2010 1:18 PM

Tracer Bullet didn't do those Hipster Dino pictures, he just stole them from Molly Afton's twitpic feed.

http://twitpic.com/photos/Molly23

Posted by: IMCarlson at September 1, 2010 1:31 PM

As recommended by the boozehound himself, gin and ginger beer.

Where is that guy these days? I miss his reviews.

Posted by: zygomatique at September 1, 2010 1:34 PM

Johnny Depp and Brad Pitt in the upcoming Nemesis movie

Yeah, I read that as Newsies and got REALLY excited. . .in my pants. SURE Newsies is about scrappy young street toughs and Depp and Pitt and getting to be craggy old Eurotrash, but imagine the dancing. IMAGINE IT WITH YOUR EYES CLOSED!

Posted by: coveredinbees at September 1, 2010 1:36 PM

Tracer Bullet didn't do those Hipster Dino pictures, he just stole them from Molly Lewis*'s twitpic feed.

http://twitpic.com/photos/Molly23

Reposted with correction

Posted by: IMCarlson at September 1, 2010 1:40 PM

Tracer Bullet didn't do those Hipster Dino pictures, he just stole them from Molly Afton's twitpic feed.

Or, you know, he may have saw them online, never claimed to have done them and shared the link with Jeremy so that it could be posted in P-Love because he found it entertaining.

Either or.

Posted by: branded at September 1, 2010 1:40 PM

branded, don't be preposterous. Eve though it comes so naturally to you.

And re: the location of da boozehound? I keelled him. He's decomposing in my locker.

Posted by: coveredinbees at September 1, 2010 1:45 PM

" . . .despite never having been alive during the 80’s (*Evil Laugh*)."

True story.

A few years ago I was chatting with my co-irkers in the office. I don't remember how the subject came up but I said, "Yeah, and remember when the big ships sailed into New York Harbor during the Bicentennial?" And my boss said, "I wasn't born yet."

Just stab me in the heart and twist the knife, why don't ya?

Posted by: BWeaves at September 1, 2010 1:49 PM

What branded said. Douchebag.

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at September 1, 2010 2:25 PM

I bet IMCarlson is actually the brontosaurus in that last picture on the first page and is just upset that Molly didn't get his hair quite right.

Posted by: admin at September 1, 2010 2:40 PM

Gin and Juice ...
Grapefruit. Always been.
The Fresca though is runner up

Posted by: Ms MoMo at September 1, 2010 3:14 PM

Gin goes quite well with lemon juice and simple syrup. Add champagne for a French 75. Cynar and mint for a Norma Jean. Honey for a Bebbo. Lillet, Cointreau, and a drop or 2 of Absinthe for a Corpse Reviver #2.

Posted by: tamatha at September 1, 2010 4:03 PM

The words "best" and "True Blood" can never go together, so the Mad Men cover automatically wins.

Posted by: Todd at September 1, 2010 4:09 PM

WHAT? YOu weren't alive in the 80s??????

What the FUCK my mind is blown. PEOPLE BORN IN THE 90S ARE ADULTS.

I'm going to go stare off into space for a good hour or so.

Posted by: Snuggiepants at September 1, 2010 4:31 PM

That happens at your age, Snuggs.

Posted by: admin at September 1, 2010 5:02 PM

I'm usually lazy, or just overly anxious for the brain-bath to begin.
My recipe for gin and juice is three parts gin to one part juice (grapefruit), hold the one part juice.

Posted by: Rykker at September 1, 2010 5:32 PM

I LOVE that song, too...

...but I kinda like the non-official video with the animated text.

Posted by: Ed at September 1, 2010 5:54 PM

It's really hard to compare the covers. Have Jon Hamm squeeze the tits on Jones and Hendricks and cover them all in Chinese barbecue sauce after stripping naked and then we'll be able to tell. You could have Jones and Hendricks put one hand each on Elisabeth Moss's tits and then there would four hands covering the crotch area of Mr. Hamm, if that's enough.

Posted by: OscarTamerz at September 1, 2010 7:02 PM

Does it make me a prude that I find a 19 year old gay porn star openly discussing said profession at every opportunity unsettling and kind of nauseating?

Shoot, I dated someone who fit that exact description in college (he even looks a lot like Jeremy)...but I guess he nauseates me now to some degree too.

Posted by: PreciousLilyWhite at September 1, 2010 7:29 PM

How about a biopic of Bobby Fuller?

Posted by: Pat C at September 1, 2010 7:31 PM

gin, tonic and fresh grated ginger

Posted by: idleprimate at September 1, 2010 9:28 PM

All cognac is expensive--because it's cognac. You want cheap, floor two has Cointreau and below that is triple sec. I would advise any teenager to limit his cognac proximity to Dr. Tongue's 3-D House of Stewardesses.

Posted by: Jo 'Mama' Besser at September 1, 2010 9:49 PM

"...despite never having been alive during the 80’s (*Evil Laugh*)"

I did not appreciate that. No sir, I did not.

Posted by: Kiddo at September 1, 2010 10:16 PM

I'm just here for the Hipster Dinosaurs, lol that made my day.

Also Jon Hamm, yum.

Posted by: Mebe at September 1, 2010 11:53 PM

I don't know if you have Sunkist in the states, but it goes with gin a treat.

Posted by: F.E. Irony at September 2, 2010 1:32 AM

Sometimes I wish I had been born in the 80s... four months earlier and I would be able to get into 80s night at a club on a Thursday for only 80 pence. Boo. 90s music just isn't as much fun to scream at the top of your lungs when completely gazeboed.

Posted by: squeeziee at September 2, 2010 1:57 AM

I like the Mad Men cover for the most part, but...dare I say it?...Jon Hamm looks weird! Not weird in general, but he doesn't look like Jon Hamm. At least, he doesn't look like Don Draper. I think it's that crazy look in his eyes. Unlike Draper, he's not exuding calm, cool awesome; instead, he looks like he's trying to give his best mischievous-sexy face. Like the kind of face a young, mischievous-sexy girl would try to make on Myspace.

It ain't working for me.

Posted by: Vince Noir at September 2, 2010 3:01 AM

Gin is naaaaassssstaaaaay.

Gimme a Stoli screw, please,

Posted by: Jerry at September 2, 2010 3:51 AM

despite never having been alive during the 80’s (*Evil Laugh*)

You're a little motherfapper, Feist. And you're too young to have such an important column on Pajiba.

Now are you just gonna stand there, or are you gonna mow my lawn? It's not gonna cut itself.

Posted by: Uriah Creep at September 2, 2010 6:12 AM

Hipster Dinos is genius.

Posted by: Mick J at September 2, 2010 7:03 AM

My little brother is the same age as Jeremy. Call me a prude, too, I guess, but I'm also a bit freaked out...Hey, who the fuck moved my orthopedic back pillow?!?!

Posted by: tinmo at September 2, 2010 6:11 PM

Where the hell is my Miles Davis Biopic!!!!

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