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January 9, 2009 |

By Stacey Nosek | Pajiba Love | January 9, 2009 |

Here’s a shining endorsement for the new season of the “Real World,” (still??) which features a transsexual and eight castmates. Blasphemy! (FourFour)

Nicole Kidman is totally pulling a Heigl and shitting all over Australia. (WIMB)

Here are seven TV shows that need to be greenlit STAT. Hear me, network execs? I would watch any of these shows. (ScreenJunkies)

Most likely inspired by in addition to featuring The Wrestler, here’s a six pack of films about working class sports heroes. (PW)

And this is precisely why everybody loves Anderson Cooper. (QuizLaw)

Oh, daaamn! Sarah Palin is talking about Caroline Kennedy. I can’t believe she really, actually, seriously went there. (Dues Ex Malcontent)

And in more Wasilla hick news, Levi Johnson’s druggie, drugface, drug-dealer of a mom is speaking out. (Celebitchy)

Uhhh… I don’t think Kanye West actually went to see Benjamin Button. But that’s besides the point, because this is my new favorite thing ever. (DListed)

What you might not have known about Dirty Harry was that he worked very hard to ensure that the youth of America stayed drug-free. (Popoholic)

This is easily the most disgusting food review I’ve ever seen on this site. (TIB)

Tattooed bikers and cute, heartwarmingly fuzzy animals. It doesn’t get any better than this, folks. (BlondeSavant)

Hahahaha. Suck it, Piven! (The Blemish)

Today in the KSK Fantasy Football/Sex Advice mailbag: The elusive quest for the buttsex! Don’t miss it! (KSK)

Jake Gyllenhaal has two tickets to the gun show and you’re invited! (Yeeeah!)

This is one of the most incredible things I’ve ever seen. I present to you: The Recently Deflowered Girl, compliments of Figgy. (FoundObjects)

And finally, I have the results of the tacky contest which was announced in yesterday’s column. I can’t believe you guys are really making me do this. You know I don’t handle pressure very well! At any rate, as much as I really loved child molester Jesus and cat butthole tattoo, I think I’m going to have to go with the anatomically correct ceramic lion glass table. Not just because Sofia started the contest, but because part of me kind of wants one. Is that so wrong? (WorldForSofia)

And finally, here is Billy Mays endorsing some kind of portable toilet. Yes, it’s fake. Yes, it’s dumb. Yes, it made me kind of giggle regardless. (Via YBNBY!)

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