January 8, 2009 | Comments ()

By Stacey Nosek | Pajiba Love | January 8, 2009 |


Joe Francis and Larry Flynt are campaigning Washington for a $5 billion “porn bailout.” It might actually be funny if they weren’t such lowlife pieces of shit. (WIMB)

And that’s why you don’t make shoe bomb jokes at the airport. (QuizLaw)

When is Gwyneth Paltrow going to just slink away with her tail between her legs instead of trying to explain how she’s better than everyone and feels sorry for us? Christ this woman is insufferable. (Agent Bedhead)

The Razzie Awards nominations have been announced, and Zooey Deschanel is up for Worst Actress alongside Paris Hilton. This is just so… Wrong. (Celebitchy)

Bwuh? Joe the Plumber has found a new calling as a war correspondent. So he can Joe “let Israel’s Average Joes share their story.” He is aware that Israel’s Average Joes pretty much carry loaded firearms on them at all times, right? (Deus Ex Malcontent)

The evil, blonde-haired skeleton finally got her five minutes on the “Today” show yesterday after they originally canceled her and she shrieked bloody-murder about it. Watch at your own risk. (Yeeeah!)

I’ve got three words for you: Martin Short’s ass. It’s like Christmas in January! (Celebslam)

I had no idea Jessica Alba could inspire such vitriol. I mean, in general because she’s so boring, much less by standing around ignoring the paparazzi. (DrunkenStepfather)

Now here’s some love for Sarah Polley, who turns 30 today. (FilmExperience)

AlabamaPink alerted me to this website, which displays the most horrifically misguided attempts at craftery on the internet. (Craftastrophe)

And on that note, Sofia has started a contest involving several of the eloquents to find the tackiest things on the internet, (quite a feat in itself) which I am to judge and post the results of tomorrow. (WorldForSofia)

I don’t know if I’m more troubled by the fact that you can buy a tuna eyeball at the grocery store or by the fact that someone would actually want to consume such an item. (Serious Eats)

So here’s the most bizarre thing I’ve seen all day. And no, I’m not going to give you any kind of warning whatsoever:

Pajiba Love brought to you by Stacey Nosek, who can be reached via email here.

girlsgonewild.jpg


Insert Stimulus Package Joke Here

Pajiba Love / Stacey Nosek

Pajiba Love | January 8, 2009 | Comments ()



Get entertainment, celebrity and politics updates via Facebook or Twitter. Buy Pajiba merch at the Pajiba Store.

Eloquent Eloquence 01/08/09 | Billboard's Top Ten Albums




Continue Reading After the Advertisement

Bigots, Trolls & MRAs Are Not Welcome in the Comments




Advertisement




The Pajiba Store


petr-store-pajiba.png






Privacy Policy
advertise