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By Stacey Nosek | Pajiba Love | January 8, 2008 |


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15 Big Screen Actors Who Didn't Make the Final Cut -- Or, why we were robbed from seeing Jon Stewart's big film debut playing Goldie Hawn's boy toy instead of Adam fucking Sandler's roommate. (IFC.com)

Katie Holmes swings, and misses. Like, miserably, by a million miles, misses. (WIMB)

And in other "Tom Cruise beard" news, The Little Uterus That Could has finally gotten itself impregnated. (Yeeeah!)

I'm as happy as anyone that Daily and Colbert are back -- but how long before they're wearily downtrodden like it's hour 23 of a live telethon? We'll have to wait and see. (QuizLaw)

Retraction! Yesterday I called the new "Gladiators" underwhelming going on a few very credible opinions, despite that I hadn't watched it yet. Well, I take it back. It was whelming! It was whelming! But, the crowd is still split. (Gospel According to Prisco)

Wouldn't it be ironic if what really made God angry was stupid religious billboards? (Liberal Avenger)

Wait, is Tori Amos a lesbian? No really, that's a serious question. (Evil Beet)

Brad Pitt smoking a doob with Steve-O? I would literally give the devil my first born for photographic evidence of this. (Celebitchy)

Move over, Heigl, there's a brand new ungrateful bitch in town! (Agent Bedhead)

In the spirit of Les Cousins Dangereux, site friend NMN's short film directorial debut, after the jump!

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