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My favorite part of the Wordle is that the words "vagina" and "Vagina" are both larger that the word "movies". (thanks A-schraef)

re Britney: Hey, I got belted as a kid, and I'm damn sure I earned it. But that allergies biznass is just wrong.

Oh ED!

I had no idea Mr. Rooney was a sex offender. Makes Ferris Bueller's Day Off have an entirely different subtext.

Bravo, Patty O'Green--I thought that was pretty fantastic!

Oh, and Happy Canada Day, eh, hosers!

Loved Bedhead's idea for SATC3. I'd pay to see that! lol

I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFU--wait maggots? Bitch you put me on a plane with maggots? Hell naw Sam Jack don't do this shit. Call that motherfucker Casper Dean and whatever film school rejects they got doin' movies on SciFi, I'm Nick Fury, bitch. I get paid.

Child Protective Services already visited Britney and determined the bodyguard's claims were completely without merit.

Old news is old.

1. THANK YOU for warning us about the auto-starting music. My usual strategy for reading Pajiba Love is to go through and open the windows of things I want to look at (or feel like I should look at just to see the horror of the world) in new tabs. But when there's auto-starting music I always jump. Sometimes I scream or wave my hands around.

2. THANK YOU for warning us about the content of the gross-out link. That would have totally ruined my cinnamon roll.

Anyone else notice that Britney smokes with her kids in the car? You can see the open pack of cigarettes in the center console.

I'm a smoker...and I avoid children when I'm smoking.

I read the story about Emu Cooper autographing ass, and even though there weren't any pictures of Zellwegger in it, it needs to be said:

The woman looks looks like she's got a small piece of shit on her upper lip, and she doesn't want it to fall.

I only have two problems with the new Wonder Woman costume:

1) It looks too close to Wonder Girl's costume. No, not Donna "Which Origin Am I Again?" Troy, but the second one, Cassie Sandsmark. Her costume ahd the jacket and pants thing, but it was more as a copy of Superboy's outfit than Diana's. So really, it looks like this grown woman is taking fashion tips from a moony-eyed teenager in love with a boy-band reject (they did get better though).

2) I hate that people are still going on about how sexist the original outfit was. Yes, I am a straight male who liked the original outfit. Yes, some of that may stem from some physical attraction, but it isn't like that was the only reason. They have had Wonder woman covered from head to toe and still made her look sexy, and considering that she was more or less around Superman levels of power at one point, protection isn't as big a deal. So her showing skin ain't that big a deal.

What makes that last one really irritating is that the OLD COSTUME WILL COME BACK. It isn't even a question about it.May not happen right away, but mark my words, it will return, nobody is going to give a shit, and I would have wasted bandwidth posting this. Gah.

Meanwhile:

So while Carrie Prejean is being her usual two-faced bitch self by getting opposite married,

Um, that isn't two-faced at all. Bitchy, maybe. Indicative of her displayed insensitivity? Of course. But she isn't being two-faced. She is doing exactly as she preached. This is even weaker than the hoopla over her nudie pics.

watched the video and really want to see the original, if there was an original. the vid is better if it played off a real movie.

oh, and i second the above motion for zellwegger to be in a horror movie. only because her ass has kept cropping up in my own personal academy awards. the lady has legs that go on up to hell.

No.