Happy Canada Day, 12-Year-Old Lesbian!
So today is Canada's birthday, and what better way to start off Pajiba Love than with a website that will crush your soul? Behold, the perfect site for that person in your life who would totally fuck a sixteen-year-old. And yes, it DOES have crappy auto-starting music! (CountdownTilJustinBieberTurns18)
Hang up your Manolo Blahnik strappy sandals and pour a little of your cosmopolitans ladies, because the third installment of the Sex and the City movies has been sent to the glue factory. (Agent Bedhead)
Speaking of movies that everyone hates, you know your movie is awful when the plot is so convoluted that we can't even glean what the fuck it's about from the reviews. Isn't that right, Shamalamadingdong? (Film Drunk)
So while Carrie Prejean is being her usual two-faced bitch self by getting opposite married, Shanna Moakler got her a picture frame for the big day. The best part? She put her "NOH8" picture in it. Ha! How you like them big gay apples, Carrie? (Evil Beet)
I think we can all agree that you should never ask a married man to sign your ass in front of his wife. That being said, I can't feel all that bad for Renee Zellweger since she made New in Town. (Celebslam)
Oh FUCK and YES. The Old Spice Guy is back for another commercial and he still has it! No joke: I think Old Spice smells like grandpas and stale meat, but I would still totally hit that. (Warming Glow)
So Wonder Woman finally got a costume upgrade and look! She's wearing pants! I may be in the minority here, but am I the only one who seriously dug her old costume? (The Flickcast)
The guy who played the principal in Ferris Bueller's Day Off was charged with not updating his sexual predator status. Dude, you should have just got on a plane to Europe. Isn't that right Roman Polanski? Thanks to Blonde Savant! (WonderWall)
Shockingly, child services are going to be making a trip to Britney Spears' home after her former bodyguard pretty much came right out and said that she'll eventually kill her kids. (popbytes)
Ooooooo, my very first gross-out link! Well, second if you count the Biebs link up there. Anyway, a plane was called back to the gate after the passengers were attacked by fucking maggots. Someone get Samuel L. Jackson on the phone! (Towleroad)
Judd Apatow is bringing Pee-wee Herman back to the big screen! Ummmm, great. I can't wait to see Jonah Hill play a really high, perverted version of Jambi. "Mecka-lecka-high-mecka-suck-my-dick!" (Cinematical)
The preview for the new season of Jersey Shore 2 is out and it is just shitballs stupid. Hey Snooki, you know what hurts my vagina? You. You hurt the vagina in my soul. (BWE)
This. Is. AMAZING. I won't ruin the surprise, but HUGE tip of the hat to Patty O'Green and Meaux for this! (Wordle)
Okay, so a friend of mine sent me this video to use for Pajiba Love, and he's not even a Pajiban. Ya hear that bitches? YOU HAVE BEEN OUTPAJIBA'D. I don't even think that's a word, but the point still stands. Anyway, enjoy the sheer campiness of it! Thanks to Jeff.