Pajiba

That Nic Cage website is brilliant. Some of them are so good I had to look hard just to prove it was a fake.

Stacy did not adequately stress the greatness of that Nic Cage site. Some of those look like they'd just be awesome movies. Him as Oswald Cobblepot? Oh yes.

Of the seven people currently in the "Jersey Shore" house, I'd sooner hangout with four of them than spend 20 minutes with Michael Cera. If JWowwwwww promised me sex, that number bumps up to five.

I'm not sure how I feel about the Nic Cage site. While it is certainly amusing, that's a lot of sacrilege. Even for a heathen like me.

I will never, ever look at the wicked witch of the west the same way again

Ann M. Martin, I will fucking cut you if you fuck with the BSC again. I had a hard enough time dealing with the "graphic novels".

Although, if you were to publish a new book that was just descriptions of various Claudia Kishi outfits, I would buy several copies.

So many to choose from. Nic Cage as Amy Winehouse? Nic Cage as Holly Golightly? Nic Cage as Darth Vader?

Are there still any ladies left out there who haven't seen Tiger Woods shirtless...you know...in the morning?

While i admit that those vampire movies did fail on some level, a few of them have some legitimate camp value. Once Bitten was pretty hilarious before I knew that was Jim Carrey. And I agree with Admin. Where they hell is Embrace of the Vampire? That movie failed harder than a teenage girl writting poetry to Robert Pattinson.

I just wanted to throw some love Julie Benz' way. She is all sorts of delicious and quite a fine actress, to boot. She and Kelly Rutherford will always have a place in my heart. I guess I'm a softie for patrician ice-queen beauties who tart it up. Sigh.

dammitjanet, I will back you right the eff up. Once Bitten is freakin' hilarious. AND I'm backing up Fredo with the James Woods love on John Carpenter's Vampires WHICH by the way is ALSO hilarious, though I think less intentionally so.

Will someone please photoshop Nic Cage's face into a picture of Prisco? Or Dustin? Or me?
Posted by: Bizarro Sofía at January 5, 2010 2:11 PM

Somebody please, for the love of all that is good and holy, get Replica on the horn!

Ok, I give up...who's the chick in the header? Is that Lindsay Lohan? Paris Hilton? Amanda Bynes before the makeup?

Oh Bret Michaels how do I count the ways I Love Thee! The wig, the bandanas, the eyeliner, the fact that nothing, Nothing (short of, maybe, a girl taking a tequila shot up the vag, yes you read that right a girl poured a shot of tequila shot into her female business) can turn him off a woman. I want there to be a show of just a collection of his random commentaries 'When Brandi C looked at me as she was throwing up and I was holding her hair, and she said she loved me....I knew she meant it. That was real romance dude' Even though the next day Brandi C later retracted her statement blaming it on the copious amounts of alcohol she had consumed.

Where would we be without crappy vampire films? They provide endless hours of mockery.

I think the Babysitter's Club should add vampires. That will get the kiddies to read it.

Last night, my best friend asked me (while I was abusing the newest set of Real World roommates) what, if any, reality show I would ever consider being on...

My answer, no hesitation, was Rock of Love with Bret Michaels.

Not because I like Bret, but because his shows are the most amazing live theater I have ever seen. I would just love to sit on the couch during the "Introduction Day" and watch everyone around me. I don't even want to meet Bret...I just want to watch the interpretive dance of the human condition that is those "ladies" sizing each other up and jockey-ing for position...without knowing one iota about the person they are fighting for.

My quest to learn more about the unbelievable characters on Rock of Love is what lead me to VH1 Blog...which lead me to Rich at fourfour...which lead me here.

So, thanks, Bret. If not for you ridiculous hair extensions and your ridiculous skanks, I would not have the fun and laughter that is Pajiba.

I just want to know what's under his doorag up there? Baldness? A small gnome? It's bugging me.

OK, people, let's focus on what's really important here:
MORE BABY-SITTERS CLUB!
I squee'ed, I really did. I have the original POSTCARDS. I buy a BSC book every time I get dragged to the Salvation Army store (better than chipped crockery, I tell you). I fucking loved these books - and if they're over 200 pages, you can bet your sweet ass I'll read them ALL again for Cannonball Read.

Huzzah!