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By Stacey Nosek | Pajiba Love | January 5, 2009 |


Al Franken is finally going to be declared senator of Minnesota, winning by a whopping 225 votes. (HuffPo)

OH. HELL. YES. The “Rock of Love: Charm School” reunion was finally aired last night. This was like the highlight of my year. And yes, I know the year was only four days in, but still. (WIMB)

Here is a new low, even for Florida: A thief so dumb he metaphorically left a trail of breadcrumbs to his hideout. Or maybe not so much “metaphorically” as “literally” and with popcorn. (QuizLaw)

Ricky Gervais has angered the fat community by telling them to stop bitching and go for a run. And really, if anyone has the right to anger the fat community it’s gotta be Ricky Gervais. (Evil Beet)

Hahahaha. Agent Bedhead must be still drunk from New Years or something. Pete Wentz wouldn’t be hot if he were eaten by Javier Bardem. (Agent Bedhead)

Here are the Ten Most Ridiculous, Shameful or Generally Unfortunate People and Events of 2008. (Deus Ex Malcontent)

And on the other end of the spectrum, I think I missed a few of these — but here are the top four out of 44[plus] reasons to love 2008. (FourFour)

Paula Abdul might get her own — wait for it — talk show. Oh yes, please, please let this happen, especially since I was laid off my day job last week and would watch this shit Every. Single. Day. (Celebslam)

Wait, there’s an Angry Whopper? Why on earth would anybody want to eat anything with the word “angry” actually in the name? (TIB)

The “Today” show thinks it’s important to respect Obama’s girls privacy, which is why they only showed clips of them driving to school eight times instead of nine. (Jezebel)

I think I’d rather just have a birthday corndog than a birthday cake shaped like a corndog. (CakeWrecks)

Angelina Jolie is demanding script changes to her upcoming film “Salt.” But I guess Angelina Jolie can do pretty much whatever she wants, because a small army of children has her back. (Celebitchy)

Vintage Cute overload, circa 1981. (CuteOverload)

Kissing Suzy Kolber Presents: The Night of the Asshole Fans. I must say, this is pretty damn inspired. (KSK)

Today’s clip is kind of old, but it’s still new to me so shut your stupid face if you’ve seen it before. Thanks to Andy!

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