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Inglorious F*****s?

By Stacey Nosek | Pajiba Love | January 4, 2010 | Comments ()

By Stacey Nosek | Pajiba Love | January 4, 2010 |


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Holy crap, peoples! It's 2010! It didn't feel real to me until I had to title this column, but there you go. Anyway, we're going to start the new Pajiba Love Year off with a bang. The person who sent this to me requested that he/she are not to be named for obvious reasons, but let me just say: Brad Pitt-Eli Roth fanfic. Goddamn. (Livejournal)

I'm still sifting through some end of the year stuff despite it being the new year, so here are the Golden Ashtray Awards for the worst of the worst in 2009. (Notes on Bar Napkins)

Likewise, a few of you sent this in to me, because it seems like everyone here reads the same websites and gravitates towards the same posts. At any rate, here are the worst films of 2009, in haiku form. (Cinematical)

And if any Cannonball Readers are looking for recommendations, I'd like to point you in the direction of Dan Carlson's literary year in review. (Slowly Going Bald)

Apparenty Jennifer Lopez still exists, and she performed in a very, um, unforgiving outfit on New Year's Eve. (IBBB)

And speaking of New Year's Eve, did anyone catch the artificially preserved corpse of Dick Clark doing the countdown again this year? Jesus that's creepy. (Holy Taco)

Oh, and you know it wasn't a proper New Year until Kathy Griffin dropped the eff-bomb. (Warming Glow)

Oh gross, Kim Kardashian is rumored to be making around 10 grand for her twitters. (Litelysalted)

Some biographer alleged that Warren Beatty has slept with something in the ballpark of 12,775 women. Warren Beatty on the other hand, was all "Bitch please, that number is at least 15,000." (DListed)

Ha ha, Gerard Butler is paunchy. Let's all point and laugh at him. (Celebitchy)

The director of The Mothman Prophecies (CHAPPPPSTICK!) has been tapped to direct the remake of Guillermo del Toro's El Orfanato. Shit. Does that movie really need to be remade? Learn to fucking read, America. (Bloody Disgusting)

Here's a post with the best movie posters of 2009. Thanks, Arib! (Theauteurs)

Some theater troupe, which is more than likely composed of insufferably ironic hipsters, is taking films such as Jurassic Park and Independence Day to the stage. (Screen Junkies)

I decided that my New Year's resolution was going to be using more funny animal clips on Pajiba Love so here you go. Oh, screw it. It made me laugh.

Pajiba Love brought to you by Stacey Nosek, who can be reached via email here.


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