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That Pitt/Roth fanfic is total bullshit. Pitt is definitely a bottom to the Bear Jew.

Ha ha, Gerard Butler is paunchy. Let’s all point and laugh at him.

Hahahahahahahaha*looks in mirror*hahasobsobsob!

I love Maru the cat and I don't even like cats! Somehow I could watch that cat all day long. Possibly because he is japanese.

I like your resolution Stacy. More animal videos all the time.

Funny story, my school is trying to put on a stage adaption of Die Hard up the spring. And spot on, it IS being proposed by insufferable hipsters. Super.

Ah whatever. If given the opportunity, I'd still fuck Gerard Butler, if only because time with me would keep him from making another shitty movie. But also because the guy is still pretty hot.

Also, I'm with admin on this one; The Bear Jew is a total power top. What do you think he does with that baseball bat anyway? Seriously, if given the opportunity I'd straddle him, bury my face in hi chest hair then let him go to town. Doggystyle, on my back, cowboy, against the wall...Wow, anyone else suddenly feel the need to be in their bunks?

I think Eli Roth is hot, and since I work at a Jewish rabbinical school they had a showing a few ago of Inglorious Basterds and a Q&A with the director (Tarantino was there but he stayed in the audience.) Anyway, I like my men swarthy and dark (Mr. Scorzi is 100% Puerto Rican) so I mentioned to some of the Jewish girls that I thought Eli Roth was cute. They were HORRIFIED and I can't figure out why. He has money, average looks and not morbidly obese or anything. I kept asking around and it seemed all the Jewish girls thought Eli Roth was nasty. What am I missing???

I liked in "Waiting for Guffman" how everyone kept talking about the director's famous "Backdraft" adaptation for the stage. All through the movie I kept wondering, "And how does that work?" but I think that was the idea. Although, I really laughed my ass off at the "My Dinner With Andre" action figures at the end.

Who decided Jennifer Lopez should wear that outfit for New Year's? I want to shake their hand, because that is the most hilarious thing ever! Seriously, were there no mirrors in the dressing rooms?!?
Also, fanfic scares me sometimes, and that Inglorious fanfic is no exception. Who the hell is reading my diary? *shudders*

I know ABC wants to stick it out with Dick Clark and show everyone what a bunch of stand-up people they are, but this isn't helping. I fully support keeping him around as part of the broadcast, but don't make him count it down! He started keeping track at 17, lost it 3 numbers later, forgot 13, and counted 12 twice. I'm not looking for a perfect count or anything, but I felt horribly sorry for him. I don't know how to explain my feelings without sounding like an asshole, so I'll just stop.

The fact that Kim Kardashian makes money for her damn tweeting makes me feel like I just got double teamed by Brad Pitt and Eli Roth, while Dick the Zombie Clark and Warren Beatty sat in the corner and watched, giggling like Michael Bay at a 4th of July Bombs and Boobies firework and wet t shirt show.

kballs: I'm with you completely on the Dick Clark issue. He's a legend and it's nice he's still involved, but it makes the whole thing so damn TRAGIC. And when your musical guests are the Black Eyed Peas, Daughtry, Robin Thicke, and fucking J Lo, you don't need any more help spooning on the tragedy.

Is that Inglorious Basterds pic photo shopped? Because that scene looks like the end of the movie, and I don't remember Roth being in that shot.

agent bedhead: ok, that makes more sense. I've only seen it once and I didn't remember that shot being used twice. Bwon-jurno!

I bet that Gerard Butler is like a La-Z-Boy recliner: Under the plush upholstery is a steel frame.

LindsEy, you have a delightful way with words. And yeah, for the record, I'd still hit it. (Especially if it takes time away from his rom-com schedule.)

I'm sure that I told you that your ass ain't that big Lwa'e'.

Scorzi, I fucked a guy who thought he looked like James Dean. Now that I know who Eli Roth is, I'm inclined to lean more in that direction.

So, what I'm trying to say is, ehh. Bear Jew fuckage isn't that great.

Vi, that was disgusting.

I'd do the Jew Bear even though he's probably circumcised.

I'm gonna disagree with Feist and admin. Eli Roth is definitely an angry little bottom. Any man who makes Hostel is just BEGGING to get fucked, but good.

What the hell has happened to Brad Pitt's face? He looks like he started to eat a live weasel and halfway through couldn't decide if he liked it and just left the tail end hanging there while he makes up his mind.

In other words, he looks like a West Virginian.

Gerard Butler: Still doable, for sure. I kinda like it when celebs put on weight. It's nice to see that not all of them are neurotic, image-obsessed weenies. Judging by those pics, he certainly isn't. Image-obsessed, at least, unless he's trying to cultivate an image as a chubby older dude. Maybe he's trying to get cast in a sitcom where he has a super-skinny, hot wife even though he's a big shlub who works a blue-collar job. We don't have nearly enough of those.

Eli Roth: Strangely attractive, though most certainly an asshole.

Dick Clark: Seriously, Dick, give the countdown shit to someone else. You can stand next to him/her and pretend to count, but yeah, time to step aside and let someone less mumbly handle the speaking duties. You've been on TV for 50 years, it's OK to give it up.