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Obama doesn't surprise me but the fact that an army of corn-fed fat assed, mouth breathing Wal-Marters can get someone like Huckabee elected makes me weep for the future.

BSlim - maybe Huckabee can do splits across the entire dancefloor.

It's really strange to see how long elections take in the States. In Canada, an election is called at any point during the five-year term, and then BANG, it's done. The vote happens five weeks after the election is called. This means you can end up elections occuring pretty close together though, which is a hassle for voters who haven't gotten a real feel for the P.M.

Case in point: A few years ago, Paul Martin was in office for a year and a half before he was ousted in a non-confidence vote. Granted, nobody missed him, but still.

"...BSlim is exempt (nay, forbidden) from this task, as he may interpret an errant sneeze as sufficient evidence..."

Hmmmmmm, that sound suspiciously like hipster talk...*stare hardens*

God, I am praying Obama can make it in NH and the rest of the country....I don't even want to see what would happen should some of the others get elected. Screw experience....we've had experience before and it got us exactly shit.

And please tell me you found the grizzly recording somewhere.....!!!!

We were just talking about that part of Grizzly Man this past weekend. Werner Herzog is such a tease. Everybody desperately wants to hear that tape because of the way he handled it, and yes, I'm with largirl, if anyone has a link, please post it.

Meanwhile, did anyone see that asshole Chuck Norris complete with populist flannel shirt accessory behind Huckabee last night? I howled at how at least 3 times, someone came up and whispered to him and then he switched positions on the dais. It was as if they were dying to show case him, coz you know, Chuck Norris, that's how the electorate should for sure be making their decisions about how the country should be run.

Oh, my God - I have ZERO desire to hear the Grizzly Man tape! The thought of its existence terrifies me.

SR -- I don't think we're going to change the links, but I'll let you in on a little secret: if you hold down command (or, ctrl I think for PC'ers) while you click on a link, it opens a new window. Viola!

And I searched the internet far and wide for a clip of that damn mauling, with no luck whatsoever. I think when they said they destroyed it, they really meant it. Dickteases.

God I hate Dane Cook, and anywhere else I go people would kill me for saying that.

Also: There seem to be more double posts today than usual. What's up with that? Only click that shit once people.

Oh, BSlim, that's just the grammar fairy fucking up my business. What I meant to say was teenagers actually have the capacity to be intellegent and well-spoken on occasion. But if you watch MTV, they tend to sound like morons.

Look at Pajiba. We've apparently got a veritable assload of incredibly savvy youts speaking up for themselves (Emily for one). And then on most of the other sites, you've got adults talking like Larry the Cable Guy falling out of the jerkass tree and whacking every godloving branch on the way down.

But then again, you're the expert on Super Sweet 16. So you tells me.

"Oh, so that's your blog?

Awwwwk...ward."

Ha! Hilarity ensues.

I don't think anyone takes the republican Iowa caucus too seriously, they tend to be off the mark when they vote in terms of the rest of the country's republicans, at least from what I can remember. Someone correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't think either of the Bushes won the caucus when they were running. Maybe they were on to something?

So Dane Cook told every single joke he's ever stolen? Awesome.
And all I heard about this morning was Britney fucking Spears.

OK, insertclevernamehere, I must apologize. I've been reading your blog, you've been reading mine, and I JUST NOW made the connection between your blog and your pajiba persona. I'm a moron.

And thanks, Kolby. I'm glad someone remembers how much non-voters get my eyelids twitching.

"I know exactly where it is geographically bubba, not that it matters, since choosing Huckabee places it RIGHT in the middle of Mississippi.

As for your little assumption, well, you know what they say about those."

So who else would you have recommended from the GOP cesspool? Romney? Guliani? McCain? Thompson? In my opinion, lambasting the republicans of a state for choosing any of their party's own candidates is like shooting fish in a barrel anyways.

And I only assumed you were for Ron Paul as much as you assumed that Iowa is a giant trailer park.

Pookie loves Obama!!!!