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New Year. Same Britney. Only sleepier. (Yeeeah!) And Dead-Eyier. (MollyGood)

Pete and Repeat go to Thailand. Pete smokes crack. Who is left? Kate Moss, of course. (Celebitchy) Damn. Hold that thought. (MetaDish)

Today’s advice: Don’t scare those with vicious right hooks. (College Humor)

Feminist mothers behold the Power of the (fucking) Princess. (NYTimes)

Papa Joe was behind that whole Jessica Simpson/Tony Romo rumor. Feh. Methinks Carrie Underwood has stolen Romo’s mojo. (IDLYITW)

I don’t know who Lily Allen is, but anyone who proposes a death sentence for purchasers of Paris Hilton’s album is all right by me. (Celebslam)

The Penelope Cruz grab-ass — now, 17 percent more lesbian. (Popoholic)

Pajiba Love | January 2, 2007 | Comments (6)


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Thanks for the link to the Princess commentary.

Posted by: anikitty at January 2, 2007 5:43 PM

A new Pajiba Love? About damn time. I was about to think the only thing you guys did was review movies or something. :)

Posted by: Vermillion at January 2, 2007 10:22 PM

Another person proposes killing people for buying sucky music. While it may seem a worthy cause, it won't solve a damn thing. Now, rounding them up into concentration camps and forcing them to listen to their beloved dreck for hours on end, that might work.

By the way, should I feel guilty about enjoying the Hayek/Cruz story after reading the Princess piece? Or do they cancel out, or what?

Posted by: Vermillion at January 3, 2007 1:31 AM

By the way, should I feel guilty about enjoying the Hayek/Cruz story after reading the Princess piece? Or do they cancel out, or what?

It all depends on your reason for enjoying the Hayek/Cruz story, did you enjoy it because:

A: You're enlightened and you find satisfaction in seeing happiness in others (because they obviously enjoy messing with the press, who deserve it utterly).

Or

B:You just like seeing hot chicks getting it on.

I go with B myself and don't feel the slightest bit guilty.

Posted by: jbrader at January 3, 2007 1:43 AM

I am a feminist and a mother-to-be (yes, I'm coming out!). Yet, I found the princess piece totally grating. I think I lost any affinity for the author once she snapped at her dentist for trying to cajole her three-year-old daughter into the dentist's chair. She has a point, I suppose, but I felt 3+ pages was a bit much to devote to yet another upper-middle-class mother from the Bay Area/Cambridge/Park Slope with an axe to grind

Rant over. For the record, I'm not finding out the sex of the baby until birth and friends are flipping out at the prospect of buying gender-less presents.

Publisher's Note: Congrats, Samantha T.

Posted by: Samantha T at January 3, 2007 8:44 AM

Hang in there Samantha. My husband and I did the same thing and it's so nice not to have drawers full of pink clothes for our daughter. I'm much more partial to green, yellow, blue and purple anyways.

Posted by: Katy at January 3, 2007 5:07 PM