So, Dawn's In Trouble? Must Be Tuesday
Here are 7 scientific reasons why a zombie apocalypse just won't happen. Well, on the plus side, we now know that no one here will ever die of a toothy lobotomy, but still ... I want life to be like a video game. Thanks admin! (Cracked)
Step 1: Create a movie based on a beloved comic book (i.e., Scott Pilgrim). Step 2: ??? Step 3: MISOGYNIST! It's just that easy! (Cinematical)
From our own Courtney Enlow, here's a look at why Charlie Sheen may, in fact, be the anti-christ. Seriously, there is no way in hell a loving God would allow Charlie Sheen to have a career anywhere other than your local McDonald's. (Hobo Trashcan)
Just a warning, but if you ever try to hack Justin Bieber's Twitter account to find his phone number, he will sick his delusional, clinically insane fans on you faster than you can say "12-year-old lesbian". (popbytes)
Here are seven actors who are funny without even having to try. Chances are, you will find MANY things to complain about on the list. (Unreality)
Tom Cruise called his daughter Suri his "fountain of youth." Yeah, no matter how you interpret this, this is incredibly weird and creepy and oh Jesus HE'S DRINKING HIS DAUGHTER'S BLOOD! (Celebitchy)
Just when you thought Juliette Lewis couldn't be any more irritating, she showed up to the premiere of The Switch with stupid blue hair. Ugh, whatever Juliette Lewis. (Agent Bedhead)
Hey, I bet I know what you all want to see: Snooki's cootch! Wait, you mean that's the exact opposite of what you want to see? Well, consider this your gross-out link of the day. (Celebslam)
For all you video game nerds, the Wii release of Goldeneye 007 will come prepackaged with a golden classic controller. For the record, using Oddjob is still super cheap. How the fuck are you even supposed to hit something so tiny? (The Flickcast)
Here's a recipe for some totally tasty looking Zucchini bread which I can never eat because I apparently have a belly. *Sob* (Godtopus Eats)
Fun Fact: Baby Otters are the cutest creatures ever. Here's one learning how to swim with it's mother. You are so welcome.
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