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Baby otters melt my cold, black heart. Awwwwww.

That video was too short!!

re: Dawn

I always thought it privately amused Joss Whedon to include things in the show that were "shark jumper" items such as the new child and that musical episode.

Thank you for dispelling the ugly rant brewing by posting cuteness. I suspect it is why you do such things.
Ugh, that Snooki thing reminds me: I found Snooki and JWow costumes. REALLY? Yes, really.gross. But, they also had a cool tuscan Raider mask that one could wear with a stripper dress and chicken cutlets for JWow.
And let me thank you! Without you guys, I wouldn't have any idea what a Bieber is, and rock the cool points for saying what a dick he is to my little cousins. Go Pajiba!
*powers activate* SHAPE OF BIEBER HAIR!!!!

Ah, always the eternal question - who did I hate more on Buffy, Dawn or Cowboy Guy?

Yeah, let's leave Bill Murray off a list of naturally funny actors. Gotta make room for Jonah Hill, baby!

So yeah, Unreality, you enjoy Jonah in "Get Him to the Greek" while I watch "Stripes," "Caddyshack," "Ghostbusters," "Scrooged," "Quick Change," "What About Bob," "Kingpin," "The Man Who Knew Too Little," and countless other classics. Assclowns.

I mean, I hated Dawn. But I REALLY hated Kendra and Druscilla. That being said, I have seen s1-4 many more times than 5-7.

So yeah, Unreality, you enjoy Jonah in "Get Him to the Greek" while I watch "Stripes," "Caddyshack," "Ghostbusters," "Scrooged," "Quick Change," "What About Bob," "Kingpin," "The Man Who Knew Too Little," and countless other classics. Assclowns.
Posted by: Kballs at August 17, 2010 12:41 PM

It's a little known fact that Caddyshack is actually a really crap movie.

"Here are 7 scientific reasons why a zombie apocalypse just won’t happen. "

Bullshit. Total Bullshit.

I'd bet my tactical shotgun that was all propaganda from Umbrella. You fascist bastards with your twisted genetic experiments will never catch me asleep.

Oh, people are getting sick and turning oddly aggressive, don't worry, we've got it under controoool. Oooh, it's just a fever affecting specific parts of your brain, most notably the amygdala. If you break out with boils you can just get a shot at one of our conveniently located "quarantine caaaaamps".

Get bent. When that infection starts spreading, me and my steel-plated 1985 shortbus with 360-degree-full-rotation-turreted minigun will be screaming down the highway on a quest for vengeance against those naysaying, poo-pooers who tried to tell us it wasn't happening.

We're too smart for you, man! We defeated the killer bees, we defeated that creepy little rhesus monkey with the power of Dustin Hoffman and Sgt. Rod Tidwell, and we'll take you down too, man!

La Resistance! Wolverines! Welcome ta EARF!

Since when did cootch mean ass? That is some false cootch advertising. If advertised as cootch, I want to see actual cootch. Oh, and it's cooch, not cootch.

Seems like an honest mistake for a gay guy to make.
Just sayin'.

Juliette Lewis is the shit. Just because The New Romantics aren't as badass as The Licks doesn't mean she's gotten worse. She's a fine actress and a crazy singer, which makes her more than all right in my book.

Seems like an honest mistake for a gay guy to make.

Fair point.

"Here are 7 scientific reasons why a zombie apocalypse just won’t happen. "

Bullshit. Total Bullshit.

I'd bet my tactical shotgun that was all propaganda from Umbrella. You fascist bastards with your twisted genetic experiments will never catch me asleep.

Pay no attention to that man behind the curtaaaaaaaaaaiiiinnnssss!

I dig Juliette Lewis, too.

Save the hate for the Kardashians and those godawful Housewives skanks. None of them has ever contributed anything to American culture other than a justification for its complete destruction.

As far as that Scott Pilgrim link goes...

You know, I am not a Twilight fan. I threw the first book down in disgust about 1/3 of the way through, mostly because the writing was, in my opinion, unreadibly bad.

And at first I used to also decry the message in the book as "disgusting" because basically one of the core themes is that you can be a plain-jane nobody who does nothing to improve herself and mystical, magical super-hot beast people will still be so attracted to you they will literally have epic battles to win your heart. There will even be collateral damage.

Also, Bella and Edward's attraction is based on nothing more than primal sexual reactions, because neither ever really gets to know the other before they "fall madly in love." It's just like..she smells good.

And then she spends the rest of the series (apparently) being helpless while someone--Edward or Jacob--save her.

And I mean, it's easy to find all that disgusting but...if that's a fantasy that many women share--that they can just "be themselves" even if that self is not that attractive or interesting or smart or driven or coordinated or whatever and someone will still love them with an undying passion. Well...is there anything wrong with reading a book to live that fantasy for a while? To imagine yourself in that world you view as so alluring? Isn't that why many people read or see movies--to escape the bleak reality and dream?

So I mean...who cares if Scott Pilgrim has misogynistic themes? Is it SO innately wrong that men have fantasies that are on some level sexist? There IS a difference between acting on sexist thoughts and having them. So why shouldn't they be able to live them out on screen if they know they shouldn't in the real world?

Who would WANT to sit through a movie of the male character asking the girl about all her hopes and dreams? I mean, that could be a good movie, but it's a different movie and not the story taking place in the Scott Pilgrim world.

And just because a movie contains a certain theme doesn't mean it affirms the actions taken within that film as okay in the real world. I mean, if we can watch a film where some vigilante goes around killing people and understand that that doesn't mean it's okay to go around killing people in the real world, why can't we watch a film where a guy battles over and moons for some cookie-cutter doll-like dreamgirl and understand that that doesn't mean men should treat women like brain-dead sex bags in the real world? Sheesh.

What I mean to say is, people need to lighten up.

Proximity mines. Bah.

Remote mines and the farsight are where it's at.

Goldeneye!

Poor Juliette Lewis thought that blue hair would repel the attack of the Dog Faced Lesbian. Having watched more than my fair share of midget wrestling it looks to me like the Aniston was going to go for a leg sweep followed by a choker-cradle hold as her next move.

Ok, first, I have a nasty stomach bug today and that zombie apocalypse article almost made for a bad scene in my living room. Not cool, Feist, not cool.

I definitely was not a Dawn fan but I have to say the entry on the list that really gets me going is Lauren from Alias. The first two season of that show were brilliant and the season 2 finale - amazing! and then they bring in that twat waddle and that show took a swan dive into the shitter. That character is the reason I cannot watch Melissa George in aaaaaanything. So much hate. Also, not a huge Rita fan on Dexter, but I find the Angel/LaGuerta romance to be near fucking unwatchable.

Deck Officer, we could use just about anything.

what my main plan that I want is, that I want to take a small Island somewhere in the PNW and take it over, then slowly, but surely reclaim the united states, setting up territories and dezombifying the area. and trust me, the island will be small, but it will be large enough for us to have an air field to launch maybe.....oh say three wings of fighter craft, as well as a harbor or docking area so that we can land ships and other water craft. Ideally, if we take Vashon Island or one of the other Islands in the Seattle area, we could easily take Banghor Base, and then have total sea power. move downwards towards Joint base lewis-Mcchord and have acess to tons of armaments, ship them up to our place and rebuild from there. I figure with a small (10) fleet of subs, a few (100 or more) landing craft and other ships and fighter craft, we'd be set in retaking the world.

so yes, D.O, we could and more then likely will need a pilot. specially those who can fly the C-16's and other troop ships.

LordNinja and I are of the same mindset.

However, I'm not dealing with the PNW in the winter. Perhaps due to geographical limitations, he will be forced to stay on the left coast. Mine is the Atlantic Division.

I however, will be leading a tactical squad onto Martha's Vineyard and Nantucket for the first season. There, we will have massive palatial estates with which to house our numbers, and plenty of available yachts with which to pick supplies in the suburbs of Baaaaaston. We'll also be within the famed Groton naval base.

After we have settled and dug in for one season, we're packing all that shit up and heading south. We'll reclaim some of that sweet Caribbean (Non-BP) soil, before expanding onto one of the larger isles (Puerto Rico perhaps).

That said, we are both behind full commandeering of any and all military vehicles.

Especially since, in order to clear out these islands, we're gonna need some air support and zombie proof APCs and tanks in order to go "zombie-baiting".