Our Dreams of Marrying Captain Jack Harkness Die (But They'll Resurrect, I'm Sure)
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Our Dreams of Marrying Captain Jack Harkness Die (But They'll Resurrect, I'm Sure)

By Courtney Enlow | Pajiba Love | July 3, 2013 | Comments ()


Tig Notaro will be doing a documentary for Showtime in which she performs in fans' homes. All I want in the world is for her to come to my house and just tell me the Taylor Dayne story ten times in a row. (Vulture)

This art series of Marvel heroes and villains walking their kids to school is warming to my heartcockles. (The Mary Sue)

Carvel apparently forgave the Lohan family for their egregious abuse of Lindsay's Carvel black card (VIP ice cream, people, it's a thing), because they sent her a birthday cake in rehab. Lindsay is 27 now. If she makes it to 28, she's a highlander like Sheen. (Celebitchy)

This is a "Jurassic Parks & Recreation" shirt. Bust out your credit cards this instant. (Uproxx)

A Big Mac gave Jennifer Aniston the tumbly rumblies. NEWS! (Videogum)

Today is the 28th birthday of Back to the Future. Which, incidentally, is still how old Michael J. "Is He Ever A" Fox looks. (Slashfilm)

For more on the greatest movie of all time, here's Bob Gale explaining how Marty and Doc Brown became totes besties. (Mental Floss)

Sometimes I'm SO sad I missed the video dating time window out of pure hilarity. Here's why. (Buzzfeed)

Finally, YOU GUYS! John Barrowman got married! Everyone make out! (Dlisted)

John Barrowman on WhoSay

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Comments Are Welcome, Bigots and Trolls Are Not

  • I've heard of Tig Notaro, but never actually listened to her before and I have to ask...is that how she always sounds? Because I could only take three minutes of that voice. Jeebus. It was making me squirm and want to scream at the same time. I'm sure she's a funny lady, but, holy godtopus I'm not putting myself through that just to be in the know.

  • BlackRabbit

    "tumbly rumblies"? I always heard it the other way around, "rumbly tummy." DEBATE!

  • John W

    Now I know what to say to Taylor Dane if I ever run into her.

  • Slash

    Aw, happy same-sex couples. If you don't find them touching and adorable, you're a terrible person.

  • Drake

    I think I may have tricked with #2 on that Buzzfeed list.

  • Tig Notaro and Tom Cruise could play twins.

  • lowercase_ryan

    Anyone else feel weird about Barrowman? Like he kind of belongs to all of us and the marriage thing is this weird new development in the relationship?

  • BWeaves

    Not really, since I've know about his partner for years.

  • Jezzer

    Fret not, Pajiba. There are plenty of other terrible, muggy actors in the sea.

  • lowercase_ryan

    Tig rules.

  • MikeRoorda

    Seriously. Is someone in L.A. giving away free handjobs with Whosay account signups? I can't figure out for the life of me what the draw would be otherwise, but pretty much every celeb seems to have one. I mean, I guess I'd be willing to give it a whirl. You know, for like, their services.

  • Maguita NYC

    Free handjobs are now suspended. We are instead giving away Sailor Moon alarm clocks.

  • Fabius_Maximus

    I suddenly have the urge to back off slowly and avoid making quick movements...

  • Maguita NYC

    You can't because HELLO KITTY ALARM CLOCK is blocking your way out!


  • Sara_Tonin00

    why....why...why is it over her anime womb?

  • BWeaves

    Because her biological clock is ticking.

  • Sara_Tonin00

    see, I was hoping that *wasn't* the case. creepy, creepy, creepy. If I had designed it, there would be 2 clocks over her giant eyes.

  • Maguita NYC

    Now that was obviously brilliant!

  • Maguita NYC

    Would you rather it be over her face? 'Cause that would just be a whole new kind of sick.

  • MikeRoorda

    I'm still in.

  • Maguita NYC

    You sick bastard.

  • Arran

    If you like Tig, be sure to listen to her on Jeff Garlin's podcast from a little while back. I nearly had a hernia from laughing.

    "Excuse me, sir—I am from a foreign land and have simply no idea how to behave."

  • Bert_McGurt

    You joke, but Michael J. Fox's real middle name actually IS Andrew.

  • Mrs. Julien

    I was just about to interject that Hinterland Who's Who factoid. He took the J in honour of Michael J Pollard and to avoid the whole "Michael is ... A Fox thing.

    Butter tarts for all my Canadian friends!

  • ViciousTrollop
  • Mrs. Julien

    I love a good Hinterland Who's Who.

  • Guest

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  • Bert_McGurt

    I'm totally OK with the fact that of the few foods we can identify as "Canadian", many are desserts.

  • Maguita NYC

    Congrats to John... And doesn't his hubby look a lot like Nathan Fillion's Caleb circa Buffy?

  • Harriet J. Hernandez

    what Joanne implied I am surprised that some people able to profit $5067 in 4 weeks on the computer. did you read this webpage w­w­w.C­a­n9­9.c­o­m

  • Mrs. Julien

    Is it just me or does Barrowman's husband look like he's wearing invisible head gear?

  • BWeaves

    Damn, they're a handsome couple.

  • annie

    Someone else sees it, yes! With a smidge of Nikolaj Coster-Waldau. He might even be the hotter of the already impossibly hot couple.

  • bcarter3

    Oh, my gosh! Didn't see it until you pointed it out, but you're absolutely right.

    V cute couple.

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