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One Very Sad News Item and Several Attempts to Make You Forget It

By Courtney Enlow | Pajiba Love | June 5, 2013 | Comments ()


Let's start with the incredibly sad news of the day so we can only get better. Paris Jackson, who is 15 years old, was rushed to the hospital this morning. Let's send good vibes to a young girl who's life thus far could most generously be described as challenging at best. (Dlisted)

I don't know how to segue away from that. Here's Robb Stark riding the tube. Alive even! But looking sad. Probably because his girlfriend isn't with him, which would make me sad, too (and will do until November, sniffles). (Buzzfeed)

A) Posh and Becks's eldest is, like, a small adult which makes me feel old. B) Posh will never not be a human sex robot of a person. (Go Fug Yourself)

So, the chorus of "Macarena" translated is "give happiness to your body, Macarena" which is one of the top seven grossest things two old men in suits can say to a woman. (Mental Floss)

Guys. Dustin is officially down the rabbit hole on this Megan Draper thing. Basically he's moments away from Matthew Weiner making him disappear under mysterious circumstances. Don't do it, Weiner! He's got kids! (Warming Glow)

Kanye West won't be joining Kim Kardashian in the delivery room because he's "squeamish." It's almost like these two might not be the most selfless people in the world or something. (Celebitchy)

Quick. On the count of three, say the one thing you've always wanted to see. One...two...three. BUZZ ALDRIN AND THOMAS DOLBY PERFORMING "SHE BLINDED ME WITH SCIENCE" TOGETHER. (YouTube via Videogum)

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