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Olivia Wilde Was Almost Trampled By Horses But Lived To (Hotly) Tell About It

By Joanna Robinson | Posted Under Pajiba Love | Comments (32)



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So, my punning linguists, you know what a sucker I am for wordplay. You would think, then, that these “handeliers” (light fixtures made from sturdy rubber gloves) would be right up my alley. WRONG. This is some creepy Jean Cocteau-looking design and I am not a fan. (Design Milk)

While we’re on the subject of gloves, however, what do we think of this “Throne of Games” image? Would Ned Stark be rocking a Power Glove? (Throne of Games)

I don’t really know, I don’t do video games…or sports for that matter. But, BUT, this cover article for “Out” magazine? I’m impressed. Here is Michael Irvin (who is, according to some more knowledgable sources, a total dillhole) being very cool about homosexuality. That’s a rarity in his profession, so I salute him. He may be a dillhole, but he’s a progressive one. Thanks, Kballs! (Yahoo)

Speaking of being progressive, Google+ is now offering a gender-neutral option for their profiles. Something facebook has refused to do. I am loving how responsive the Google+ team has been to feedback and I equally love the vaguely awkward response videos they post. This engineer makes an adorkable “please don’t message me about grammar” plea. I love her. (The Mary Sue)

While we’re on the subject of Google and gender, three young American girls swept the first ever Google Science Fair. And only one of the projects was about cooking! Conclusion? Girls Rule and Boys Drool. (GOOD)

Well, to be honest, boys and girls will likely drool over these photos of Alex O’Loughlin running whilst shirtless. O’Loughlin’s is a name I know, but according to IMDB I have yet to see a single one of his projects. Oh, he was one half of “kissing couple” in The Holiday? That clears it up. I might be convinced to watch “Hawaii Five-O” when Locke joins the cast next year. Maybe. He’s persuasive. (Celebitchy)

While we’re on the subject of eye candy, a Pajiba favorite, Olivia Wilde, apparently fell off her horse while filming Cowboys and Aliens. You can click through to hear director Jon Favreau interview her about it. I love that she was saved by Walton Goggins. (Boyd Crowder is in that movie? Jeepers, it’s like they made it just for me.) I also love her Harrison Ford impression. And, well, for those of you who inexplicably loathe Wilde, she almost died! Neat! (MovieLine)

If she had died, this strange and unusual site would enable you to figure out where she was buried. I don’t know why this exists and I don’t know why the only name I could think of to search was Tycho Brahe. Do you have a better idea? Whose grave would you spit on? Er, visit. (Find A Grave)

We send a sincere RIP to Pleasant Street Video, a really cool independent shop that had to close its doors due to the demon internet. In order to keep their extensive collection available to residents, the shop is asking folks to help donate their inventory to the local library. Our very own tamatha has already adorably donated a title in Pajiba’s name. (You can see which one she picked by searching for “Pajiba” here.) Won’t you do your bit to save the movies? (Pleasant Street Video)

I really have lost my mind with anticipation over the last Harry Potter movie.Mrs. Julien sent me this article Ralph Fiennes wrote about playing Lord Voldemort. While it lack the poetry of Alan Rickman’s farewell letter, it’s a lovely read. (Newsweek)

But let’s not get into another kerfuffle over who the real hero of Harry Potter is. (Though it’s clearly Matt Lewis for surviving the ravages of puberty.) Let’s talk instead about an actual honest-to-goodness hero. I may be a pinko commie peace-loving leftist granola cruncher, but I’m happy to see Sgt. 1st Class Leroy A. Petry receive the Medal of Honor from President Barack Obama. Petry is only the second active-duty servicemember since Vietnam to live to accept the nation’s highest military honor. (Army)

And while she went through nothing as remotely harrowing, I sort of want to give Melissa McCarthy a big hug at the end of this Emmy training montage with our favorite douchebag, Joel McHale. (Warming Glow)

Hmmm, McHale might actually be our second favorite douchebag because here comes Timberlake to mock sportscaster Joe Buck and talk about how much he likes beer. I think he might be drunk during this interview and I’m perfectly okay with it. (Thanks, S0crates!)

Finally, zomgmouse sent me this fantastic Buck 65 video which uses fake movie title cards to accompany the lyrics. I’ll admit I spent the first half of the video totally believing those titles were real.

BUCK 65 “Superstars Don’t Love” from Travis Hopkins on Vimeo.

Joanna Robinson loves beer more than she loves Justin Timberlake. Beer IS perfect. Do you have a favorite kind? Hers is probably a Sierra Nevada Pale Ale, though she hears nice things about Yeungling.









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Comments

It's "Yuengling," darling. I'll buy you one if you come to the East Coast someday.

Excellent choice of donation, tamatha.

Posted by: MelBivDevoe at July 13, 2011 1:13 PM

Girls rule, boys drool...while looking at said girls.

And the moral of this Pajiba Love story is, if you keep sending links about baseball, one of them will eventually end up in P Love. Quality over quantity my ass.

Posted by: Socrates_Johnson at July 13, 2011 1:15 PM

So: Daniel Craig, Harrison Ford and Walton Goggins? They were one Statham or Olyphant away from making this a woman's dream movie.

And all the guys get is Olivia Wilde? Not fair!

Posted by: Fredo at July 13, 2011 1:18 PM

All you need to know about O'Loughlin is that he was in a TV show with Logan Echolls and David Tenannt's ex, Sophia Myles.

Moonlight. Rent the discs on Netflix if you're sticking with them.

Posted by: Patty O'Green at July 13, 2011 1:19 PM

Fredo, you forgot Sam Rockwell!!

And, yeah, Patty, I tried that series. I couldn't do it. Not even for Logan.

Posted by: coveredinbees at July 13, 2011 1:23 PM

Ah beer... I miss beer. Yuengling is indeed fantastic, but my favorite-of-the-moment-but-no-more is St Arnold's Summer Pils.

Posted by: Patty O'Green at July 13, 2011 1:24 PM

Fredo, the guys get explosions and Craig (in ever-tightening chaps, according to Wilde) and Ford. This girl gets all those fine men, explosions, a badass movie and a really confusing mad crush on Olivia playing what could potentially be a decent-to-awesome female character SO SCREW FAIR.

Posted by: Sefa at July 13, 2011 1:25 PM

Oh, don't misundersand me covered, I didn't say it was GOOD...

Visit me in Houston and I'll buy you a St Arnold's. You should start a beer tour and have a Pajiban buy you a beer in every state. Who is in?!?

Posted by: Patty O'Green at July 13, 2011 1:26 PM

You're really going to let me force her to drink an "Irn" City? Ok then.

Posted by: Socrates_Johnson at July 13, 2011 1:28 PM

*salutes Sgt. 1st Class Leroy A. Petry*

And yes, I know he's not an officer, but fuck that noise.

Posted by: Kballs at July 13, 2011 1:34 PM

Sefa, I can't wait to see girls dragging their boyfriends to Cowboys & Aliens.

coveredinbees, he's in there too?? Damn!

Posted by: Fredo at July 13, 2011 1:41 PM

thecreepingkid and I are actually going on a beer tour at the end of the summer. In her VW van. I'll let you know where we end up going so people can buy us beers kill us and bury us in their basements.

Posted by: coveredinbees at July 13, 2011 1:44 PM

How many times do you think you can be killed coveredinbees? Are you some sort of Pajiba horcrux?

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at July 13, 2011 1:47 PM

I cannot tell you how much I appreciate there not being a "w" on that word.

Posted by: coveredinbees at July 13, 2011 1:51 PM

I think she's counting on Miracle Day actually happening.

Posted by: Socrates_Johnson at July 13, 2011 1:51 PM

While we’re on the subject of eye candy, a Pajiba favorite, Olivia Wilde...

i threw up in my mouth a little after reading dat.

Posted by: haplo at July 13, 2011 1:55 PM

i threw up in my mouth a little after reading dat.

There's not actually candy made out of eyeballs. It's just an expression.

Posted by: branded at July 13, 2011 1:58 PM

Oh and let me add one more thing. I love the Power Glove. It's so bad.

Posted by: Socrates_Johnson at July 13, 2011 2:01 PM

Thanks, MelBivDevoe, when I saw that it had yet to be donated, I couldn't resist.

I'm guessing Dustin would have preferred something more lofty associated with his website, but it had to be done. For the commenters.

Posted by: tamatha at July 13, 2011 2:11 PM

Great. In addition to being handsome, talented, funny and successful beyond my most Dionysusian fantasies, Justin Timberlake just shit on Joe Buck in front of a few million people. Goddammit, I think I'm going gay for him. SONUVABITCH.

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at July 13, 2011 2:37 PM

Yuengling is pretty good. I tend to stick to Fat Tire, Shiner Bock, and Bass given the option. I once had this Scottish ale called Fraoch that I liked a lot.

Posted by: DarthCorleone at July 13, 2011 3:46 PM

Ralph Fiennes next movie is Coriolanus. While I yes it's a fantastic tragedy...I still giggle every time I see the title. It sounds more like a disorder of the butt than it does a name.

"What's wrong with you Bob? You keep shifting in your chair."

"Eh. Bad case of coriolanus. I've only been on the ointment since this morning, so the itching hasn't stopped yet. It's driving me batshit."

"Phew! Sounds worse than the pokeballs I had in the spring."

Posted by: PissBoy at July 13, 2011 4:14 PM

That training montage video is fucking awesome.

Posted by: Slash at July 13, 2011 4:39 PM

Buck 65 is the cheesiest rapper ever and I love it.

Posted by: grace b at July 13, 2011 5:49 PM

Newcastle Brown Ale. It's not just a yummy beer, it's a meal!

Posted by: Stinky at July 13, 2011 6:40 PM

Watched the Cocteau Beauty and the Beast trailer. That Beast is HOT! He could rub handeliers all OVER me. (And then he would whisper, his hot Beast-breath singeing my ear, "Even the floor wants to be your mirror.")

Posted by: Stinky at July 13, 2011 6:51 PM

I am totally smitten with Olivia Wilde. She is gorgeous.

Posted by: John W at July 13, 2011 8:55 PM

There's not actually candy made out of eyeballs. It's just an expression.

Oh, shit, branded. The noise that just came out of me. It was like a snort, and a cackle, and an ugly laugh all rolled into one. That has never happened to me before.

Posted by: Anna von Beav at July 13, 2011 10:19 PM

Also, all I could think of with the handeliers were the gloves in Texas Chainsaw. YIKES.

Posted by: Anna von Beav at July 13, 2011 10:22 PM

If I had to pick just one beer to drink in any season and situation for the rest of my life, it just might be Yuengling Traditional Lager. It goes with anything and any occasion, and is reasonably priced to boot. But that doesn't make it my favorite beer, just the one I could live with the longest. I have most of a case in my beer fridge right now. We're one of the lucky few states Yuengling has infiltrated, and as I recently learned, the USPS and UPS really discourage shipping beer, so sorry, y'all, you'll just have to come here.

My favorite beer, OTOH (and I've tried hundreds and have thousands to go), just might be Dogfish Head 60 Min. IPA.

Posted by: , at July 14, 2011 10:19 AM

It's the small adjustments that make the biggest shift.

Posted by: Custom T-shirts at July 21, 2011 4:44 PM

It is the enemy within that will destroy America. We MUST stand up and be heard.

Posted by: Rolf Karasek at August 7, 2011 8:22 PM