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Oh You Thought You Couldn't Love Matt Damon More? Fool.

By Joanna Robinson | Posted Under Pajiba Love | Comments (31)



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After some imprudent and unprofessional words in GQ, Matt Damon not only apologized, but also wore this delightful sweater on the Today show. I will never stop loving you, Matty. (Today)

Speaking of imprudent words. You know we love you, our commenters. We really do. But sometimes, just sometimes, we despise you. Here are 20 reasons why. Sound familiar? (NPR)

I’m not eating gluten or dairy right now, but if one of you wanted to try these cheddar bacon ranch pulls, recover from your coronary, and then tell me how it was, that would be dandy. (Plain Chicken)

Clooney gives a good interview on the trouble with Democrats and the weird little projects he does just for the money. (Celebitchy) But if he and Damon don’t put the ginger in your snap, here’s a little Gillian Anderson side boob. (Celebitchy)

Speaking of side boob, here’s a PSA on how to check your ladies for lumps as demonstrated by famous comic book breasts characters. (DC Women Kicking Ass)

And, in my last boob-related post (like, today, not ever), here’s a delightful TV news blooper. Come for the “slip of the tongue” stay for the author’s phrase “pen*s take the wheel.” (Warming Glow)

And now for something completely different. Inspired by the Arab Spring, #OWS and the good folks of Wisconsin, Time has named “The Protestor” their Person Of The Year. The cover art by Shepard Fairey is pretty swank. (Boing Boing)

FSR has a great list of 19 Book For Movie Lovers. (FSR)

Oh! Gift ideas! How about some stocking stuffers? I’m loving these little mummy earphone holders. Or, this Fight Club soap? These nifty foldable, zippable running shoes? For her, these leggings that measure how short her skirt is. And for him, this Cosplay Biker Scout. What? She’s stuffed in those stockings! Anyway, I bet he hasn’t been stuffed like that since grade school.

And for the restofus? This.

Speaking of Star Wars, check out this poster that leaves NO DOUBT as to who shot first. (FroDesign)

And for those of us already missing “Doctor Who,” here are some tantalizing rumors from the Moffat himself. (Bleeding Cool)

Patton Oswalt did a NO TEXTING promo for the Alamo Drafthouse. Suck it, tweet seaters.

And, finally, I don’t know how I missed this phenomenal article by one of my internet favs, Matt Patches on “The Speilberg Face.” Read it first. (UGO) Then check out this great video essay. Like Abrams and lens flare, I don’t think it’s something I’ll ever be able to unsee.









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Comments

That Sweater Fuckin' ROCKS, Man!!

Posted by: Kenny G. at December 14, 2011 1:33 PM

The best item from that NPR list:

12. The Person Who Never Says Die. "Why isn't Arrested Development on this list?"

Posted by: Socrates_Johnson at December 14, 2011 1:43 PM

Matt Damon AND Gillian's side boob? Joanna must have picked my name for Secret Santa.

Posted by: Scully at December 14, 2011 1:43 PM

Oh, Matt Damon. SWOON.

Posted by: MM at December 14, 2011 1:45 PM

Why does Matt Damon look like someone punched him in the eye?

Posted by: tamatha at December 14, 2011 1:52 PM

Because I like it a little rough, okay?

Posted by: Sarah Silverman at December 14, 2011 1:53 PM

Where can I get that sweater for my mom? She'd love it. [lucky #13 per usual]

Posted by: anikitty at December 14, 2011 2:00 PM

Right, like that wasn't just an excuse to show Wonder Woman feeling herself up.

Posted by: Todd at December 14, 2011 2:04 PM

The 20 21 Unhappiest People You Meet In The Comments Sections Of Year-End Lists

21. The Person Who Won't/Can't/Doesn't Shut Up No Matter How Many Times They Are Told to PLEASE for the Love of God Stop Posting

*raises hand*

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at December 14, 2011 2:14 PM

That picture of Matt Damon makes me happier than most things.

Posted by: Julie at December 14, 2011 2:21 PM

Matt Damon can get it.

Posted by: Pinky McLadybits at December 14, 2011 2:22 PM

You're unhappy Mrs. Julien? I guess I should start compiling a list of the 50 Least Used Words in the English Language as some sort of Christmas present then.

Posted by: Socrates_Johnson at December 14, 2011 2:25 PM

Do you know how happy I get when someone uses "deleterious"?

Posted by: Jay at December 14, 2011 2:27 PM

I see your Matt Damon and raise you a Brian Williams.

Posted by: PerpetualIntern at December 14, 2011 2:37 PM

Must not post lyrics to Brian Williams ode that I wrote. This could be bad. restraint is not my thing.

Posted by: Socrates_Johnson at December 14, 2011 2:39 PM

Must not post lyrics to Brian Williams ode that I wrote.

Socrates, I played with Tim "Freckles" Matterley, I knew Tim "Freckles" Matterley, Tim "Freckles" Matterley was a friend of mine. Socrates, you're no Tim "Freckles" Matterley.

Posted by: Jast at December 14, 2011 2:44 PM

I squealed when I saw him wearing that sweater this morning. The Bourne Receptionist!

Posted by: Kolby at December 14, 2011 2:47 PM

I initially read "Suck it, tweet seaters." as "Suck it, sweet teaters." but then realized it wasn't beside the breast exam link. Or the side boob link.

What I'm saying I guess is that I'm getting too used to the Pajiba predilection of boob discussion. Not that I'm complaining.

Posted by: Bert at December 14, 2011 2:59 PM

Socrates_Johnson, I'll listen to your ode to Brian Williams anytime.

Posted by: PerpetualIntern at December 14, 2011 3:01 PM

The Bourne Receptionist

I cackled SO HARD at that.

Posted by: SeaKat at December 14, 2011 3:02 PM

If I received stocking stuffers for the rest of my life I would be a happy girl with a LOT of lipglosses.

Posted by: Julie at December 14, 2011 3:14 PM

Socrates is a perfectly cromulent musician and his Brian Williams song will embiggen your soul at least three sizes. Don't let him tell you different!

Posted by: RobP at December 14, 2011 4:26 PM

I squealed when I saw him wearing that sweater this morning. The Bourne Receptionist!

Posted by: Kolby at December 14, 2011 2:47 PM

I am sitting at Receptionist's desk RIGHT NOW reading this (shhhh, don't tell anyone that our Websense is down for a couple of weeks!) and I just GUFFAWED so hard!

Posted by: Lainey at December 14, 2011 4:36 PM

Question. Did he wear that Santa vest into the studio, or was it presented to him as penance for
telling the truth in Hollywood?

Scotty doesn't know..... kinda catchy

Posted by: kirbyjay at December 14, 2011 5:07 PM

How can I miss Dr. Who when it never leaves? (Pajiba, my newsfeed, Pajiba Pajiba, my newsfeed).

Posted by: Alabaster Salamander at December 14, 2011 8:25 PM

Thanks guys. The checks are in the mail.

Posted by: Socrates_Johnson at December 14, 2011 9:03 PM

I [Bleep]ed Your Grandmother With A [Blank] And [Bleep] You Too, sounds like an awesome movie, I can't wait to see it.

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