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By Dustin Rowles | Pajiba Love | May 9, 2012 | Comments ()
Look, y’all: President Obama has come out in support of gay marriage. Finally, he will lead us into a majority instead of waiting around for one. BIDEN DID SOMETHING RIGHT! (LA Times)
Above, via my friend Lindsay, what would the cast of Avengers look like if they all posed like Black Widow in the poster? How does that make you feel, sexy male superheroes? (Deviant Art)
Here are high-school photos of the cast members of The Avengers. MY GOD, LOOK AT RENNER’S MULLET. (Unreality)
Lorne Michaels says that “Saturday Night Live” is not politically biased. Lorne Michaels is wrong. (WarmingGlow)
Do you ever consider the food you buy from street vendors? Eric Snider does. I think the implication in this piece is probably: When it comes to street vendors, follow the crowds. (Snide Remarks)
Speaking of street vendors, this stripper mom got charged with prostitution for selling hot dogs. (Jezebel)
The good folks over at Film School Rejects have amassed 6 Filmmaking Tips from my all-time favorite director. Shut up and deal. (FSR)
I don’t think West Virginia is a huge fan of Barack Obama, as a 17-year-inmate received nearly half of the votes in the state’s Democratic primary. (Wonkette)
If you’re an actress, and you’re the second choice behind Angelia Jolie, you have to be feeling really good about yourself. (Slashfilm)
This is pretty much the expression I’d expect from Jon Hamm on the occasion of meeting LMFAO. (Videogum)
I am not cool, so I’ve never heard of the band Against Me. But I do think it’s cool that the lead singer is turning into a woman AND remaining married to his wife demonstrating that, just because you self-identify as female doesn’t mean you want to sleep with men. Sexual identity, y’all. It’s always evolving. And there are so many rules. The lesson: Never assume. (Uproxx)
Steven Lloyd Wilson sent me this the other day, and it’s basically better than anything on television: A live camera focused on a Hawk’s nest. Just open it up in a new window, stick it up in the corner of your screen, and keep an eye on it all day long while you’re doing something else that seems insignificant compared to the motherfucking circle of life. (Hawk Cam)
… and for the “Game of Thrones” Ren Faire crowd, Ranylt sends along that a man dressed as a knight is riding his horse across Canada to prove that true valor still exists. I kind of love that his name is Kirouac. (CBC)
Hey! Sofia Vergara is single, fellas. Line up for your opportunity at no chance in hell. (Celebitchy)
Wanna know how to smell like Brad Pitt? It’s pretty easy: Combine the scene of his children’s spit-up with the smell of Angelina Jolie after rubbing all up against her. The result: Chanel #5. (Esquire)
What did Tobey Maguire think of the casting of Andrew Garfield as is Spider-man successor? (Movieline)
KBH sent along this enlightening post about how drowning doesn’t actually look like the drownings you see movies. It’s helpful for those of you — especially the new parents — who may want to recognize the signs. My favorite part of the email, however, was KBH’s comment: “I’m sure Pookie will not appreciate, but Pookie shouldsometimes be left to drown.” We kid because we love, Pookie. (Mariovittone)
Over on The Daily Beast, series creator Liz Meriweather discusses the now wrapped up season of “New Girl” and Jess’ sexuality. (Daily Beast)
In honor of the phenomenal “New Girl” season finale, I’m just going to drop these GIFs in lieu of a video today. I like to think they’re celebrating Obama’s endorsement of gay marriage.
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