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By Joanna Robinson | Posted Under Pajiba Love | Comments (43)



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Good afternoon my flaky scones and clotted creams (blech to that one). British magazine “Time Out” amassed a panel of 150 film industry experts who voted on “The 100 Best British Films.” I tell you what, even a hoity-toity anglophilic film snob like me hasn’t seen half of the films on this list, and I’ve only seen two out of the top ten. But a) the inclusion of #15 makes me very happy, indeed and b) I watched the Death At A Funeral remake last night, so I may be losing my hoity-toity edge. (Time Out)

Check out this interview where Matt Lauer questions Michelle Obama on the advisability of raising children in the White House. Matt, buddy, they served homebrew at their Superbowl party made of honey from Michelle’s garden. The White House is the BEST house. (Double Ex)

Here’s a recap of some of the mind-boggling costs associated with last weekend’s Super Bowl. The $900 parking cost allegation is one thing, but the $450,000 of taxpayer money that funded four Navy F-18s flying over the CLOSED-ROOF of the stadium? That’s blood-boiling. Please, let’s not even talk about the light-up sperm people dancing to the Black Eyed Peas. (Washington Post)

Some blame the likes of Snooki or Larry The Cable Guy for the dumbing down of America. I blame the teachers who still teach Creationism over Evolution in school. (NPR)

But it’s not like dumb is anything new. Check out this moronic ancient punishment for women who got mouthy. Spoiler alert, it’s really offensive. (Neat-o-rama)

I’m not certain, my little platelets, if this exhibition pitting white blood cells against white blood cells is Neat Fun Happy Science Times or Scary Creepy Eugenics times. (Wired)

Ah, nannies and middling blonde starlets rejoice! Jude Law is back on the market. The oft-naked Olivia Wilde is also suddenly single. Pipe down, I’m working on their celebrity couple portmanteau…um…Jeremy’s Iron? I got nothing. (Celebitchy)

Were you worried, my dears, about poor, shy, retiring Keith Olbermann and where he was going to land after leaving MSNBC? Worry no longer! He’s headed to a television station none of us have! I’ll miss your bombast, my friend. (Warming Glow)

You guys love math jokes, right? What’s that? You don’t? Crap…um…well you at least like pie, right? The kind you eat? Okay, good, I was getting worried about you. Check out this Pi/pie shirt. (Woot)

Speaking of pie, my darling charts and graphs, this Link Wench beat has caused me to develop a crippling addiction to infographics. I snort them up I love them so. Danish designer Peter Orntoft has gone to the next level with his “Infographics in Context.” I don’t pretend to understand them all, but the stunning visuals of the first one alone is worth the click. (Peter Orntoft)

Or you could always just click on this “Doctor Who” infographic. I’ll never not post a “Doctor Who” infographic. (Laughing Squid)

You know by now that I get fascinated by weird things. Here’s a music video that somehow manages to incorporate images from 1949’s Little Women (the Elizabeth Taylor one, not the Katherine Hepburn one) without losing a drop of modernity. It’s seriously weird and amazing. Weirdmazing. Check it.

MUJERES | LA from MGdM | Marc Gómez del Moral on Vimeo.

And now for something completely self-serving. Here are my friends, The League of S.T.E.A.M., making Panic! At The Disco look steampunktastic. Most of those props were the product of my friends’ strange and unusual brains. Full disclosure, the song ain’t great.

Joanna Robinson has always wondered what a panic (!) at the disco would look like. Spangly and coke-fueled, I spose. If you have an idea, let her know here: godtopuswept@gmail.com









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Comments

Olivia Wilde is single? Excuse me, I must inform my husband that I am leaving him. Or that I require an open marriage. I don't think he'd have a problem with the latter.

Posted by: Scully at February 9, 2011 1:27 PM

A. That Pi/e shirt is AWESOME.

B. According to the website, Pi/e shirt is sold out. Saaad faaaace...

C. I'm surprised you didn't mention the shirt (also sold on the Woot site) with what I believe is the Delorean crashing into the Tardis.

Posted by: MM at February 9, 2011 1:29 PM

I'm delighted at how you've added a journalistic flair to what could be a blah link dump. I'm on rocks and crabgrass every day to see what consexually appropriate pet names you'll give the readers.

In summation, raggajgraahhjarr. Rarghn glagf.

Posted by: Reform Party Troll at February 9, 2011 1:39 PM

Dearest darlingest JoJo: I think that second video is the wrong one. It's all text and some curtains.

[Fixed! Spanks! Er, thanks! -JR]

This:

$450,000 of taxpayer money that funded four Navy F-18s flying over the CLOSED-ROOF of the stadium?

Made me want to do a massive *headbadger*

Posted by: Figgy at February 9, 2011 1:40 PM

Reform Party Troll is correct. Joanna is the CJ Cregg of Pajibaland.

Posted by: Scully at February 9, 2011 1:43 PM

Now I want afternoon tea with scones and clotted cream. Mmmmm clotted cream.

Posted by: Reform Party Troll at February 9, 2011 1:39 PM

I can't tell if this is supposed to be an insult or not. Either way, it's creative, and I like it. (No offense, Joj, if it *is* an insult. You know I heart you to pieces. I'm just saying, if there's going to be insulting, it should at least be creative and amusing.)

Posted by: Anna von Beav at February 9, 2011 1:51 PM

I wasn't aware of the Navy flyover at the Bowl, mainly because I was laughing too hard at the idea that the fire marshal had put the kibosh on 1250 seats. Best seat in the house is still in front of your TV, friends.

Three cheers for the Doctor Who infographic!

The scold's bridle would come in really handy for certain members of the pundit chattering class (Peggy Noonan, Glenn Beck, to name but two).

My local school board tried to go the bullshit creationism route. They found out about the Kitzmiller decision (only two years before) and were finally ridiculed into scrapping the plan. Fucking idiots.

Posted by: The Wanderer at February 9, 2011 1:51 PM

Also: Julivia. That one's yours, free of charge. YOU'RE WELCOME.

Posted by: Anna von Beav at February 9, 2011 1:55 PM

As for the Neat-o-rama link, I'm very happy I was not alive during Medeival times as I'm fairly certain I would have been wearing that device an awful lot.

Posted by: Jadine at February 9, 2011 1:56 PM

That pie shirt is coming about 10 years too late to make me the coolest girl at math camp, but still. I want it.

Posted by: nosio at February 9, 2011 1:57 PM

Don't write off clotted cream based on the name. It is scrumptious.

Posted by: PaddyDog at February 9, 2011 1:57 PM

Whenever I hear clotted it reminds me of the blood of my enemies. Graaggghhh, the good old days.

I'm too old for that shit now, though.

Posted by: Reform Party Troll at February 9, 2011 2:02 PM

Loving the Pi(e) shirt!

Checked the list of UK films and found I have only managed to see a measly 45 out of 100. I was almost hanging my head in shame, when I chalked up 7 out of the top 10 and found a little redemption.

There's one or two (A Room for Romeo Brass?) I'm surprised to find included, but was pleased to see 'Local Hero', 'Went The Day Well?' and 'The Lady Vanishes' duly lauded.

Posted by: Simon at February 9, 2011 2:04 PM

Visceral explores the boundaries between art and living systems

*Brought to you by Human Centipede

Posted by: Patty O'Green at February 9, 2011 2:08 PM

Paj Love just keeps raising the bar. Joanna for president!

Posted by: idleprimate at February 9, 2011 2:17 PM

If I'm ever president (worst idea in the whole wide world) my first campaign promise will be diverting Superbowl Funds into a homebrew fund. White House Honey Ale for everyone!

And, Simon, three cheers for The Lady Vanishes.

Posted by: coveredinbees at February 9, 2011 2:23 PM

who cares about the USA, I meant president of pajiba. c'mon, important stuff.

Posted by: idleprimate at February 9, 2011 2:25 PM

I was pleasantly surprised that I had seen 6 of the top 10 films. And that one of my all time favorites is number 1.

Posted by: Drake at February 9, 2011 2:28 PM

The Washington Post article was reasonable, informative, and carried a message of restraint and conscientiousness, all things that are not part of the Jerry Jones experience in any way. Too bad.

Loved the Doctor Who infographic and would love a full-sized poster of it for my office.

Posted by: spljt at February 9, 2011 2:31 PM

also, it schitzofuzzes my brain that you post under one name and comment on same posts under a pseudonym.

it's like in Scanner Darkly. what you need to do, is start heckling and trolling your posts.

"Joanna thinks her links don't stink, but she has sucked this room of pajiba down into the swill"
---coveredinbees

Posted by: idleprimate at February 9, 2011 2:31 PM

I personally prefer Jolivia or Wildlaw, but Julivia's growing on me. It sounds vaguely Latin or Finnish.

Posted by: Maureen at February 9, 2011 2:32 PM

I fully support your infographic addiction.

Posted by: jM at February 9, 2011 3:08 PM

The whole evolution creationism thing is painfully childish to me. I have advanced degrees in science and have taken extensive courses in theology and religious philosophy. Religion, philosophy, and theology are concerned with meaning and purpose...what direction is my life going, how should I live and why, should we create and use the atomic bomb and why. Science however is concerned with process and form. How does the world work? How did things come about (implying process)? How can I make a particular device?

Science, it can be argued strongly, in its purest form is amoral, and it should be. It asks how can something be described and what can be done with it but it has absolutely NO concern about what should be done with that object or device. That is what makes us human, we are beyond simple inductive and deductive reasoning and have an element to us that looks at meaning and purpose. Some call this a paradoxical aspect of man.

From this view, debates centering around creationism vs. evolution look ludicrous. I look at these types of conflicts and genuinely get the sense that the majority of people in the debate don't know what the f%^& they are talking about.

In the end, keep science in science classes and philosophy/religion in philosophy/religion classes.

Posted by: Michigan Brian at February 9, 2011 3:21 PM

Cor, that's a really good top 10! This must be the first time British cinema hasn't shamed itself in a poll for about twenty years. Usually when they do this sort of thing, Trainspotting is first, Four Weddings and a Funeral is fourth, and Sexy Beast seventh (not that there's anything particularly wrong with those films).

Posted by: Caspar at February 9, 2011 3:59 PM

I want to read the Doctor Who infographic so badly! But I'm either getting old and I'm slightly dumb, or I'm getting dumb and I'm slightly old, because I can't make it big enough to read the font. :(

Posted by: Lauren at February 9, 2011 4:09 PM

#FLOUNCE

#teamrobinsonforprezzie

Posted by: stopthemadness formerly and currently known as Angry Black Lady at February 9, 2011 4:20 PM

Joanna is the CJ Cregg of Pajibaland.

well, i love that.

Posted by: stopthemadness formerly and currently known as Angry Black Lady at February 9, 2011 4:22 PM

I am going to print Michigan Brian's comment so that I can bring it out during arguments and logic people into submission. Well said, sir!

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at February 9, 2011 4:26 PM

Hip, hip, hooray Joanna!

My father always taught me, never desert a lady in trouble.
He even carried that as far as marrying my mother.

Posted by: Simon at February 9, 2011 6:06 PM

That pie shirt is coming about 10 years too late to make me the coolest girl at math camp, but still.


nosio, simply being a girl at math camp would automatically make you the coolest.

My joke just feels too derivative.

Posted by: branded at February 9, 2011 7:04 PM

@branded
bu dum Chhhhhhh

Posted by: Ian at February 9, 2011 7:13 PM

"joanna wouldn't know a good movie from a rusty bottlecap"
--coveredinbees

troll elsewhere, that doesn't even make sense. Jo successfully combines warmth and irreverence with a keen sense of topics.

so bugger off, no one wants you here.

Posted by: idleprimate at February 9, 2011 7:20 PM

That coveredinbees dude is a d*ck.

Posted by: Joanna Robinson at February 9, 2011 7:30 PM

My ears are burning.

Posted by: Duck at February 9, 2011 7:46 PM

meta!

Posted by: idleprimate at February 9, 2011 7:52 PM

Hey!
You leave coveredinbees alone....wait a minute...whosaidwhatnow...

Posted by: Simon at February 9, 2011 8:15 PM

i will always defend coveredinbees except where joanna is concerned. then i just go full tilt rabid.

Posted by: idleprimate at February 9, 2011 9:21 PM

Why are the hipster douchebags Panic at the Disco on this website?

What's next? Tragically hip and ironic 80's screencaps for articles?

Posted by: bignick at February 9, 2011 11:17 PM

Just chiming in to say that I really enjoy PL these days, and "Jeremy's Iron" fucking made me guffaw. Like, full-on from-the-belly guffaw. So thanks for that!

Posted by: The Wandering Parakeet at February 10, 2011 3:53 AM

I also am really diggin' PL these days. You're links are substantive and interesting. I like how we get links to celebitchy and the washington post. I just find myself clicking a lot more links. Keep it up.

Posted by: jesuschrysler at February 10, 2011 5:41 AM

Couldn't find that Pi T-shirt, it just linked me to the front page.

That Peter Orntoft link is fucking horrific though. 25-44% of Danes are anti-religious bigots, and 38-66% of Danes are anti-semitic/islamophobic racist anti-religious bigots.

:(

If you think it's "unethical" for people to wear things that signify their beliefs then you're a terrible person, full stop. And that includes people who would condemn little 'A' pendants/whatever for Atheists. And little '?' pendants for Agnostics ;)

Posted by: Ender at February 10, 2011 5:41 AM

Ender - try here for the t-shirt:

http://shirt.woot.com/friends.aspx?k=17682

Incidentally, while the stats for Denmark are depressing, I doubt they would be any better for most countries.

There are idiots everywhere...

Posted by: Simon at February 10, 2011 8:02 AM

Mrs. Julien: If you are still following this thread.

Thanks for the props! My only hope is that the people with which you engage in this argument are, in fact, logical. I have run into folks that aren't and with those people you pretty much have lost the moment that you entered the argument.

Posted by: Michigan Brian at February 11, 2011 11:12 AM