Now Miley Is Showing Her Boobs to the Germans, Plus Lex Luthor Spoilers
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Now Miley Is Showing Her Boobs to the Germans, Plus Lex Luthor Spoilers

By Dustin Rowles | Pajiba Love | February 6, 2014 | Comments ()


Here’s a potential spoiler from the Batman vs. Man of Steel script that explains Lex Luthor’s role in the movie, but doesn’t explain why Jesse Eisenberg was the ideal choice. (Slashfilm)

Another day, another topless Miley photoshoot. This time, it’s for the Germans. I think Miley’s boobs have hit their saturation point. (DListed)

Here’s the red carpet shots for a movie coming out this weekend on 3,000 theaters that I’ve never heard of, and stars no one I know. Who are these people? Am I old, or has this escaped everyone’s attention? (GFY)

Not news: Piers Morgan says something dumb. Also not news: Piers Morgan invites a guest on in order to position himself as a victim. News: Trans Activist Janet Mock outclasses the hell out of the smug, British bully. (Flavorwire)

On that exact subject, this is what Dylan Farrow and Janet Mock can teach us about our changing culture. (ThinkProgress)

In the digital age, are you now a sucker if you actually pay for content, when you can get it for free? (Unreality)

As part of their Hollywood issue, Vanity Fair is presenting a few celebrities (Kate Winslet, Scarlett Johansson) make-up free, presumably in an effort o demonstrate to the rest of the world that, even without cosmetics, they are hotter than we are. (LaineyGossip)

Here’s a couple more Philip Seymour Hoffman remembrances you should read. Aaron Sorkin wrote about the good that PSH once said could come from an overdose, and Almost Famous’ Patrick Fugit writes about what a great mentor PSH was. (Vanity Fair)

Not that The Walking Dead needs any more marketing, and though Kelly from Videogum would disagree, I thought this prank — where zombies reached out of grates at passersby — is pretty funny, as long as it’s happening to someone else. (Videogum)

The female Expendables movies is coming together, and guess what? It doesn’t sound very empowering for females. Luketic? COME ON. (FSR)

Here’s 10 new and returning series coming down the pipeline for 2014 on Netflix. When putting this together, there were a couple I actually didn’t know about. (WG)

Valyruh calls The Goldfinch by Donna Tartt sublime, exquisite, and a revelation. Have you read this nearly 800-page favorite of critics and Cannonballers alike? (Cannonball Read 6)

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Comments Are Welcome, Bigots and Trolls Are Not

  • I think a shared dislike of Piers Morgan is one of the few things that liberals and conservatives can agree on unreservedly.

  • xhikari

    It's sad when they call that little lump on a cardboard as Boobs.....

  • Jim Johnson

    "Untitled Kyle Chandler Project". Honestly, even if they never change that title, I'll still watch the shit out of it.

  • stella

    If they cast Connie Britton Ill be waiting in line. Starting today...

  • John G.

    don't cry, Dustin. You're just as pretty as Scarlett Johansson with or without makeup.

  • Modiano

    I just finished The Goldfinch a few weeks ago and immediately bought Donna Tartt's other novel. Highly recommended.

  • That Expendabelles news...WHAT. THE. FUCK.

    So we aren't getting "Expendables with Women", we are getting "sequel to Sucker Punch nobody asked for".

    Look, as much as I would LOVE to see any of the rumored stars half to full naked and wrestling around in
    ...where was I?
    ...right! As much as I would love that, I would love an actual attempt at an action film featuring women as actual characters and not as sex objects much, much more. I have my mindspace for puerile thoughts, Hollywood, I don't need yours, thankyewverymuch.

  • Davis

    Haywire, Looper Salt theres a couple of movies where the women aren't sex objects and I don't like the wrestling you said stop treating women like sex objects.

  • Oh Jeez, you came down here too.

    I didn't say there were no other films that did that. Of course there were. That is how I know that I like them much more than the ridiculous travesty ExpendaBelles is turning into.

    And really, Looper? I mean, at least the other two films you mentioned have females in the lead roles. But Looper? Just because Emily Blunt's character was...a character?

    What are you doing, exactly?

  • Davis

    She wasn't a sex object was she?

    replying you your comment obviously

  • Sara_Tonin00

    Wait, Expendabelles isn't the actual title is it? That's you being clever, right? Please let that be you being clever.

  • logan

    Well the studio thought "Expendababes" made them sound like they were fat.

  • John G.

    expenda-scuze me?

  • Oh, I wish I was that clever. That is the working title at the moment.

    I'm wondering what is the status of the other "Expendables with ladies" project.

  • Sara_Tonin00

    Oh, fuck that.

  • Sara_Tonin00

    Miley Cyrus boobs have hit saturation, and yet cheesecake Miley Cyrus is Pajiba Love header pic? Can PLove header pics be of things Pajibans actually love?

    Also: can we discuss THIS? Because it is high time in America we elected a reality show star to office.

    In the digital age, are you now a sucker if you actually pay for content, when you can get it for free?

    Honest people have always been considered suckers.

  • ellcoolj

    Besides the initial swears, most of the"victims" of the Walking Dead prank seemed totally non-plussed. There is scarier shit than zombies in the NYC sewers...

  • Brian Merritt

    Olga Kurylenko is in Vampire Academy? Haven't seen her since Quantum of Solace. I enjoy her, so maybe I'll watch this movie when it's on Netflix or Showtime. Drinks will be had.

  • Dennis Albert Ramirez

    the Lex Luthor news makes me happy that the destruction of Metropolis will be a plot point in the sequel.

  • Davis

    Why do people get mad about jesse eisenberg but not michael b jordan?

  • Because while both are overreactions to casting rumors, only one was an overreaction because he was the "wrong" skin color.

  • Davis

    He is the wrong skin colour though. The main character is white, it's not racism they have the totally wrong person for the character. If they were to make spider-man Australian and people complained no one would be crying xenophobia.

    Why not create actual black characters and adapt current black characters? It's less patronizing.

    Also people thumbs down for asking a question? Grow a pair

  • does changing his skin color change the character? Can you name one thing, one possible storyline from the years that the FF have been published, that couldn't be done by him being black? And please don't try the "Black Panther played by a white guy" argument, because it is silly and shows built in privilege and I don't really have all night to write about it.

    Or better yet, can you honestly list any reasons Jordan couldn't play the character besides his skin color? Is he a terrible actor? Can he not handle a superhero film? Please, one reason.

    That si why it was so ridiculous: the ONLY reason anybody could come up with for being angry about Jordan was because he was black. At least for Eisenberg/Luthor, while I don't automatically agree, I can see a couple of problems: he's noticiebly younger than his two co-stars, and he's hard to take serious after a series of typecasted roles.

  • Davis

    He's a white character that's why and I've never used the 'Black Panther' argument ever but it's the same thing why can't we make the Black Panther white or Luke Cage white? It's not 'white privilage' it's a true point that people don't have a comeback for so they just start talking about privilege. It's who the character is, why don't studios develop actual black characters instead there are hundreds of them.

    He's overrated but he's not bad. Yes the only reason why he shouldn't blame him is because black, simple as. It's not racism or ignorance it's the character, apparently the wonder woman is shit because she doesn't have DDs and thats fine according to the people on this site but when you an actor shouldn't play this character because a different colour it's ignorant for some reason.

    It's not ridiculous at all, i'm not angry either but just annoyed that people will kick off over lex luthor; a skinny woman and not a black human torch.

    Nope Jesse Eisenberg and Henry Cavil are the same age and Batman is supposed to be old and semi retired; Ben Affleck is only like 10 years older than Jesse. So he's not really 'noticeably' younger than his co-stars he's not 16 but Michael B Jordan is noticeably different to the Human torch though.

  • stella

    That whole Michael B Jorden thing was so weird because he already played the same role in Chronicle. And he was awesome...

  • Davis

    He didn't play the human torch

  • Three_nineteen

    You do know some of the actors in Vampire Academy, Dustin. Gabriel Byrne and Joely Richardson play teachers.

  • BettyNugs

    That first image at GFY is of Holland Roden from the surprisingly addictive "Teen Wolf." AND, the films main star Zoey Deuth is Lea Thompson's daughter

  • Homina homina homina. On both counts.

  • pajiba

    Oh, I guess I know the old people. What is this movie? Is it American Horror Story: Coven with vampires?

  • stella

    Im still like 90% positive the whole thing is an elaborate prank by Hollywood and its not actually a movie...

  • Three_nineteen

    Something about a vampire princess going to school and her supernaturally strong bodyguard is also a teenage girl. Kind of a Mean Girls, but with vampires and assassination attempts. I've only seen a couple of commercials.

  • emilya

    i had to see ads for this movie before 12 years a slave, catching fire, and american hustle. only one of those makes any type of sense to me, so i think they must know it's a horrible movie and are hoping they can capitalize on people seeing it just because they've heard of it.

  • Zooey Deutch is the daughter of Lea Thompson and once you see it you'll never be able to unsee it.

  • Tinkerville

    Is it weird that the fact that she's not sticking her tongue out in the header picture is a huge win for me? That's weird. I need to get out more.

  • BWeaves

    I think it's photoshopped out.

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