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No Joke, Hollywood's Completely Laughable Film Adaptation Of That Twilight Fanfic Book Courts The Perfect Leading Man

By Joanna Robinson | Pajiba Love | April 24, 2012 | Comments ()


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No no no, it's not JGL, of course. He has sense and taste and an agent. I just like that bondage photo. The Powers That Be are courting a significantly better option for the lead in the inevitable "50 Shades Of Grey" adaptation. Don't believe me? Have a look. (MovieLine)

I really don't get making a film out of that book. Is it going to be X-Rated? Because, from what I hear, the smut is really the only thing that keeps the plot humming along. Speaking of trashy reads, check out this adorable post of an average dude mimicking Romance Novel poses. (Jim Hines)

Speaking of poses, our favorite piece of Pajiban eye candy, Michael Fassbender, did something that Celebitchy aptly called "Sprockets-style" for American "Vogue." You know, just in case you forgot he was part German. (Celebitchy)
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Let's F Cancer. Seriously, right in the B. (Let's F Cancer)

Jason Segel revealed that he was forced to lose weight for the Five Year Engagement because studio executives believed no one would conceivably marry him in his chunky state. Um, I know about 100 Pajibans who beg to differ. (Jezebel)

It's not chunky menfolk we object to, it's the douchey ones. Speaking of which, check out what happened to Joe Millionaire. Spoiler alert: not good things. (Warming Glow)

Screen Junkies has 8 Minor "Arrested Development" characters they'd like to see return in the 4th season. While I agree with many, I think someone should throw the book at these crooks for the exclusion of Bob Loblaw. (Screen Junkies)

And while we're throwing books around, does someone want to toss me a copy of River Song's diary from "Doctor Who"? It's available over on Think Geek and it's going for a son-WELL YOU KNOW. (Think Geek)

The cast of "Mad Men" took on Chris Hardwick and his Nerdist buddies for a round of bowling. Oh, Pete Campbell vs. Weird Al? I would pay all the money to see that. (Laughing Squid)

Did you catch "The Simpsons" the other night and their loving f*ck you to Fox? Of course you didn't, no one watches "The Simspons" anymore. Right? (Towel Road)

I dig the hell out of these movie posters from a different angle. Yes, even the ones that don't feature Uma Thurman's bum. (BioTV)
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1000 Movie Journey has a list of the worst messages from Disney's body of work. Um, no mention that it's terrible and dangerous to wear glass on your feet? Ball dropped, fellas. (1000 Movie Journey)

Unreality has a gallery of behind the scenes photos from some of your favorite films. Oh, Neck Brace Keanu, you're my favorite. (Unreality)

Finally some snooty chaps and "chapettes" got their well-tailored knickers in a twist over the proposed inclusion of an Abercrombie and Fitch store on London's famed Saville Row. So they staged a genteel protest they're calling "The Siege Of Saville Row." Adorable. (The Chap)

Speaking of knicker-clad protesters, here's a Newsies medley you haters can choke on.



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