No Brainer Poll Of The Day: Would You Rather Jon Hamm's Cowboy Or Johnny Depp's Indian?
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No-Brainer Poll Of The Day: Would You Rather Jon Hamm's Cowboy Or Johnny Depp's Indian?

By Joanna Robinson | Pajiba Love | October 1, 2012 | Comments ()


The Saudi Arabian IKEA catalogue has had all the women photoshopped out of it. Joke's on you, Saudi Arabia, you can't photoshop out the sh*tty pressboard furniture. (WSJ)

And, because I love you, here's a video of Justin Bieber puking on stage. I don't care who you are, that image is oddly satisfying. (Gawker)

Elizabeth Olsen explains some of the changes in Spike Lee's Oldboy remake. This way you'll know exactly how many squid babies you'll want to punch when it doesn't live up to your expectations. (CB)

Speaking of remakes, aren't these designs for an Indiana Jones animated series actually kind of delightful? We could have Marcus Brody back! I would watch this. I would watch this all day long. (io9)

For all you broken hearted Whovians out there, check out this crazy photographic proof that THE WEEPING ANGELS ARE REAL. I'll be under the bed. (Fishsticks and Custard)

Film Drunk has more images of Johnny Depp as Tonto. And yeah, he's totally serious about that bird on his head. (FD)

Because I was grandma-sitting last night, I ended up watching "60 Minutes" for the first time ever. Was it always a celebrity gossip show? No? Well, at any rate, last night Schwarzenegger exhibited the most staggering lack of self-awareness when discussing the material of his upcoming memoir, "Total Recall." Good title, won't buy it. (Celebitchy)

In better book news, this gorgeous art installment repurposed books that had been thrown away from local libraries. Passersby were invited to take anything home anything they wanted. (Junk Culture)

Anne Hathaway got married this past weekend with what appears to be a diaper on her head. But she looks absosmackingly giddy, so we'll ignore the diaper and wish her well. (GFY)

A young girl was nominated for Homecoming Queen as a cruel joke and went to the game anyway. Because she has a spine of steel. Remarkably, not a single drop of pig's blood was spilled in the making of this story. (NY Daily News)

Hey, look, a hot dude! Jon Hamm poses in full cowboy regalia for an upcoming project with Adam Scott on Adult Swim. (Twitter)

Dustin has a sobering reminder that it's sort of a miracle "Parks and Recreation" hasn't been cancelled yet. Here are ten great shows who had better ratings than P&R that were still given the axe. Aw, my favorite Bill Haverchuck moment! You shouldn't have. (WG)

And dig, if you will, the unpublished pictures of a woman who spent her life working as a nanny. And while nannying might be a fun and rewarding profession, she was also a crazy talented and unrecognized artist. (Slate)

Finally, the insanely gorgeous sight of lightning captured in slow motion.

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  • Hey, look, a hot dude! Jon Hamm poses in full cowboy regalia for an upcoming project with Adam Scott on Adult Swim

    A rainbow just happened in my heart.

  • Renton

    The bird on Johnny Depp's head will be voiced by Danny DeVito. They had asked Gilbert Gottfried, but he didn't want to be typecast.

  • Rubble44

    that's a refreshing change of pace, usually when Biebs sings...other people throw up....

  • Kate at June

    Are we ignoring Dexter? Can't we talk about Dexter now? (Its good again.) Not Pajiba Love specific, just a general curiosity.

  • Clancys_Daddy

    Jon Hamm channeling his inner Gerald McRaney, I had to do a double take.

  • lowercase_ryan

    dig if you will a picture...

    in my head all night, thanks MUCH Joanna. This wouldn't be a big deal if Prince lyrics stayed in your head. They always leak out. Always.

  • linnyloo

    My friend teaches Psychology in Saudi Arabia. He played the first two minutes of this video today: ...and a student came up to him afterwards and claimed he was offended, and that my friend ought to "consider religion." What on earth was offensive? The five seconds of western muzak? The brief shot of a man in a tank top and swimming trunks? A glimpse of a woman's bare shoulder? (He stopped it before the blurry shot of the woman in a bikini running by in the background...) Honestly. I don't get it.

  • Fabius_Maximus

    Did he ask the student why it was so offensive to him?

  • linnyloo

    My friend didn't go into detail about it. He suspected it was the first ten seconds or so that were offensive, though, due to the brief shots of people (including women) on the boardwalk and on the beach, wearing (relatively) revealing clothing.

  • Sirilicious

    Johnny Depp has jumped the shark. Nuked the fridge. Maybe this one will stick for actors/tresses: Johnny Depp has Stuffed the Bird.

  • googergieger

    "The Saudi Arabian IKEA catalogue has had all the women photoshopped out of it."

    Wow, these people will just never be allowed to masturbate. And we wonder why they hate us? At least send them some uncut Field and Stream magazines.

    "And, because I love you, here’s a video of Justin Bieber puking on stage."

    You'd figure he'd be a pro at gobbling up splooge before heading out on stage to lip sync his songs for two hours, by now.

    "Elizabeth Olsen explains some of the changes in Spike Lee’s Oldboy remake."

    Alright I had several problems with what she said. First of all anyone that has read the manga knows a new adaptation based on that is B.S. for several reasons. Secondly her example of two different adaptations from the same source is Let The Right One In and it's boring less offensive clone? Then in another interview she talks about how Midoh in the original was just a beautiful woman who was the object of every man's desire and that her character in the new one will be more fleshed out. Which to me proves that she either didn't see the original movie, or she saw it and didn't understand it. In any case, the remake will fail. It won't make enough money to justify it's existence and it won't be a critical and award winning darling. I mean even Let Me In which was giving a pass when it came to reviews, got just that. A pass. All reviews basically boiled down to, "it could have been worse and everything that was good in the original was in the remake". So really lose/lose situation when it comes to this b.s. remake.

    I apologize for the first two comments in this comment. Bad hack jokes before getting serious into discussing my favorite movie of all time being remade felt like the way to go on this.

  • SugarSmak

    Oh, I was SO hoping clicking on that link for the Western Hamm-stravaganza would take me to a Hamm Twitter feed...I'd love to hear his 140-character-or-less witticisms (and photos wouldn't hurt either....)

  • Kate at June

    What am I looking at in the final Beatles photograph, exactly?

  • BWeaves

    A Weeping Angel looking over their shoulder.

  • Carlito

    The almost side profile of someone who looks suspiciously like Matt Smith.

  • Blake

    I love Burnsy Comment: Sooooooooo you’re saying that NBC should cancel Parks and Rec out of fairness?

    That's exactly what Dustin is saying. The P&R under appreciating Mother#%×£er that he is. Guess Community is next.

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  • Natallica

    What's the thing with Hollywood making most cowboys look all squeaky clean and shaved? Cowboys were piles of dirt, sweat and gin-smelling beard!

  • BWeaves

    RE: Weeping Angels. So THAT's what happened to the 5th Beatle.

  • celery

    You're kidding, right? The day Johnny Depp plays a role with an unremarkable haircut is the day he gets to reenter the League of Bangable Celebrities.

  • Sara_Tonin00

    Ratings today can't really be compared to ratings of 5 years ago, a decade ago. Everything's so much more diffuse.

  • I just had a little Knives Chau moment watching that lightning video. "Wowwwwwwww!"

  • Snath

    <3 Knives

  • Natallica

    She was right. She IS too cool for Scott

  • Samantha Klein

    C. I'd rather nail Armie's Hammer. (The hammer is his ...)

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