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Nicholas Hoult, Cut It Out With The Pseudo-Thumbsucking, I Don't Need Anymore Reminders That You Were Once That Cherubic Kid From About A Boy

By Joanna Robinson | Posted Under Pajiba Love | Comments (16)

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I got the sweetest email from Pajiban thatsjesstastic. Apparently she used a link from Pajiba Love to drunkenly finish a term paper while on vacation in Ireland. You might be my new favorite reader, jess. Also, it was her birthday yesterday. Happy Birthday, you Ireland-loving lush, here’s my present for you. Guinness soap! (Cool Material)

As a present for the rest of you straight ladies, gay dudes and all the in-bi-tweeners, here is the delectable Nicholas Hoult charming it up in an interview and sexing it up in the accompanying photospread. (Celebitchy)

Sigh, speaking of sexing it up, it definitely Anthony Weiner’s penis. This is all I have to say about that. (Damnit)

I suppose, if I had been using my brain, I never would have hoped otherwise.
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Up up and away! It’s a superhero sequitur! Check out these fairly cute photos of superheroes at home. I’m glad the Hulk is gardening. I hear it’s very soothing. (Laughing Squid)

Maybe I should go do some weeding because this story of a mother who set her young daughter on fire as part of a Voodoo ritual makes me Hulk-smashy. (Gothamist)

You know what soothes me a bit? This response to the Attorney General’s demand for more seasons of HBO’s “The Wire”. (Super Punch)

Sheeeeeeeet, The Animated Wire didn’t make this list, but I always enjoy this feature from Warming Glow of Terrible But Realistic TV Pitches. (Warming Glow)

We all enjoy some terrible television now and then. For example, Snoop Dogg and I both enjoy the trashiness of “True Blood.” In fact, the only difference between Snoop Dogg and the Pajiba Link Wench is that instead of counting sheep, apparently my man Snoop falls asleep counting his monies. (Unreality)

I can only presume that the desire for more monies and terrible television is what’s prompting Snoop Dogg to develop a rap version of American Idol. Amateur warbling is bad enough…amateur rapping? Even Jay-Z thinks it’s a bad idea. (Evil Beet)

You know what’s a tremendous idea? Letting the great Werner Herzog talk. Let him say all the things like a Quaaludicrous German shaman.

Finally, my amorous Asgardians, take a gander at the latest installment in the “How It Should Have Ended” series. Is it wrong that I’m sort of attracted to animated Natalie Portman? Like, more so than I am to the real Natalie Portman? Sheeeeeeeet.

Joanna Robinson is still feeling a little wonky about objectifying young Nicholas Hoult. Dead Duck Day! Never forget. Email!









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Comments

That dumpster shot reminded me that I'm hoping for a hero to empty my dumpster. Friggin' sanitation service has piled to overflowing.

Posted by: idiosynchronic at June 7, 2011 1:11 PM

Hoult is 21. Legal, but I can see why it's still kinda creepy. For you, JoRo. Not for me. You're still young. As someone old enough to be his (surprisingly youthful) mother, my reaction is still, "what a beautiful young man" but my brain won't go any farther without creeping itself out (which is only fitting).

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at June 7, 2011 1:13 PM

Slip of the brain - switched Friggin' sanitation to Friggin' Santorum with the empty my dumpster comment.

Posted by: jilljac at June 7, 2011 1:17 PM

Be kind to your web footed friends
For a duck may be somebody's brother
Be kind to your friends in the swamp
For there it is very damp
You may think that this is the end.
And it is

Posted by: Socrates_Johnson at June 7, 2011 1:19 PM

Oh how I adore Werner Herzog. He is the kind of crazy I embrace wholeheartedly.

Posted by: PaddyDog at June 7, 2011 1:51 PM

My brain'll go farther. And I'm pretty sure I'm older than Mrs. Julien.

Posted by: Anna von Beav at June 7, 2011 2:05 PM

I'm a fan of any version of Natalie Portman, but I definitely see your point, JoRo. If I were animated, my hammer would indeed be Thor.

And I'm fairly certain Werner Herzog is the last real "artistic genius auteur" we'll ever have, at least in film. We should cherish him and his eccentricities for as long as we can. Also, his accent makes most of what he says sound hilarious.

Posted by: RobP at June 7, 2011 2:52 PM

AvB -

As my mother would say, "that is between you and your God."

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at June 7, 2011 2:53 PM

He is the kind of crazy I embrace wholeheartedly.

He wasn't making perfect sense to anyone else? I really gotta cut back on those BLSDT sandwiches for lunch.

Posted by: branded at June 7, 2011 4:04 PM

This was awesome. You just made the rest of my week.

Posted by: thatsjesstastic! at June 7, 2011 4:42 PM

Joanna, You are never allowed again to post links to stories about parents doing horrible things like that to their children. I already try to avoid such stories as much as I can when I'm browsing the regular news. I don't even like to see headlines or descriptions. This is supposed to be a happy place!

Posted by: katy at June 7, 2011 7:08 PM

Since you mentioned True Blood, I'm going to use that opening as an excuse to vent. I just had a marathon viewing of season 3 this weekend and I've decided that Tara needs to die. Either that or paralyze her god damn lip. EVERY scene she was in, her lip is quivering. One scene was so bad that one of her crappy extensions was shaking in time with it. GAWD!

Posted by: snapnhiss at June 7, 2011 7:34 PM

That Thor video is sublime, thanks for making my day with that

Posted by: Even Stevens at June 8, 2011 1:22 AM

The Warner Herzog interview/stream-of-conciousness
ancient history art critique was certainly a giggler but I will never get over Colbert's Sarah Palin Paul Revere shooting musket ringing bells atop a great steed reenactment. I actually hurt myself laughing.

Posted by: kirbyjay at June 8, 2011 9:30 AM

Posted by: snapnhiss at June 7, 2011 7:34 PM

I'm with you (I was just discussing yesterday with a friend about how all Tara did was cry all season), but I really think they just need to give her some shit to do. I feel like she started out as a decently strong character, and the writers just made her into a sniveling victim all season. Even in season 2, with the Maryanne thing, she was a crybaby every time she came out of the spell or whatever. And, I mean, she hardly even knew Eggs, really. Definitely a bit disappointed with that.

Also, I've decided their seasons are too short. They need to be longer. And they need more Alcide. And Eric. Alternatively, they could just send me Alcide and Eric, and I'll make my own seasons. In the back of my van.

Posted by: Anna von Beav at June 8, 2011 10:09 AM

He should absolutely resign. What I'm tired of hearing is the Democraps making arguments for this guy based on what Ensign or Vitter did being worse things. There is no excuse for this guys behavior. When you're elected to represent the people of America it SHOULD be a given that you're expected to behave with the utmost level of dignity. Instead, we have a bunch of hooligans that seem to have nothing but contempt for both the expectations and wishes of the people that elected them... and that applies to both sides of the aisle at pretty much all levels of government.

Posted by: kayjewelers.com at June 17, 2011 4:22 PM