Next Season's "Mad Men" Has Shirtless Jon Hamm. Sucks To Be You, Dish Subscribers.
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Next Season's "Mad Men" Has Shirtless Jon Hamm. Sucks To Be You, Dish Subscribers.

By Joanna Robinson | Pajiba Love | October 25, 2012 | Comments ()


*Intelligent readers just told me the DISH issue has been settled thus making that headline irrelevant. The shirtless thing still stands.

Good afternoon you lovely office space cases, you. If the content of today's Pajiba Love isn't enough to alleviate your boredom at work, here's a typing karaoke game to help pass the hours. Headphones required...I am TERRIBLE at this. (Indie Games)

We already knew Daniel Day Lewis was a method actor, but he got super meth-y on the set of Lincoln. Limericks, Dan. Really? (Time)

Speaking of Lincoln, ooooof to whomever placed these posters left to right instead of vice versa. (Eoporto)

And while we're on the subject of Bond, my new favorite Bond girl, Naomie Harris, has re-kicked up the rumor that a Pajiba Favorite might take up the tux when Daniel Craig is done. Just don't call him the first black James Bond. (/Film)

Vulture has put all of Tom Hanks' films on a Good/Bad/Goofy/Serious spectrum. Come again with that Dragnet placement? (Vulture)

Renowned costume-lover Heidi Klum has revealed her Halloween outfit this year. Awww, it just ain't the same without Seal. (T&L)

While I enjoyed Jon Stewart's take on the Mourdock rape f*cknuttery, I gotta say Tina Fey did him one better. (Mediaite)

The director of The Wolverine explains where the film belongs in the X-Men universe. A) That casts a funky light on the alleged Jean Grey cameo and B) BONE CLAWS! (The Mary Sue)

Because somebody loves us, here's a mash-up of photos of Joe Biden with quotes from Parks & Rec's Andy Dwyer. (Andy Biden)

First images from the new "Hannibal" series reveal that Hugh Dancy's character Will Graham caters right to the Joanna Likes Bespectacled Men demographic. Those of you who like your men psychopathic can have Mads Mikkelsen. (/Film)

Is that too much dude-talk? Should we talk ladies instead? Then check out this (fully-clothed) bendy lass. Impressive. Borderline creepy. But impressive. (Daily Mail)

Or if you want the best of both worlds, then here are Don and Megan Draper cavorting in 60s swimwear for the next season of "Mad Men." (Celebitchy)

Looks like Diane Sawyer loves Amy Poehler as much as we do.

Finally, ladies and gents, CeeLo Green and The Muppets.

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Comments Are Welcome, Bigots and Trolls Are Not

  • madderrose74

    I own that hat Megan is wearing! It's sitting in my bedroom right now. . . . if I put it on, will Shirtless Don Draper appear beside me with a Blue Hawaiian in hand?

  • Jon Hamm shirtless is nice and all, but UGH! Megan! Grrrrrr. I thought Don was done with her. The best we can hope for now is that she is NOT in every. fucking. scene.

  • googergieger

    *looks at header pic*

    What is Micheal Jackson doing lying next to Don Draper?

  • Dinka

    Am I the only one that finds Elba douchey?

  • Quatermain

    That woman in the header picture looks like the sort of Doctor Who villain that turns out to be an alien wearing some poor person's skin as a suit.

  • The internet is hoppin with shirtless HAAAAAAAAAAAAAMM photos today. It's like it KNEW I'd been having a shitty week. YAY!

  • BeardoGomez

    Hasn't every season of Mad Men had a shirtless Jon Hamm? Pilot certainly did.

  • Jezzer

    According to The Superficial, Jon Hamm's Penis has been making the rounds again too. Must be promo time.

  • DominaNefret

    I love Joe Biden.
    That is all.

  • wrathos

    So, Steven Tyler guest stars in Season 6?

  • John G.

    GOD DAMMIT I love Amy Poehler. How could anyone leave her?

  • Yocean

    Re: Female contortionist in work place; Not since Sucker Punch have I ever find attractive woman in fetish gear so non-stimulating. I was not bored but was kinda appalled by your smiles. I'm not sure if that's better.

  • Patty O'Green

    I take GREAT OFFENSE at that Tom Hanks list, specifically the Goofy-Bad section. GREAT OFFENSE!

  • Fabius_Maximus

    Dragnet, The Money Pit, and Turner and Hooch are movies I can't hate. So fuck Vulture.

  • Natallica

    Same happens here with "The ladykillers". It's probably the Coen's worst movie, but I had a great time watching it and I think Hanks was deliciously cartoony in it. Irma P. Hall still blew him out of the water anyway, with the pure force of sassiness

  • I'm still holding out for Fassbender as Bond, but I would be more than ok with Elba. That man needs to be in more good things.

  • Bert_McGurt


  • Ooh, interesting idea; has that been floated before? Another angle at pathology could be explored with Fassbender, just as Craig brought real calculating, menace to the role for the first time.

  • Fabius_Maximus

    A half-German as Bond? That'll be the day.

  • lowercase_ryan

    OMFG put a warning on that contortionist link for the love of god giving me the heebie jeebies jesus!


  • dizzylucy

    The Andy Biden thing is awesome. I could totally picture Joe being a radical possum catcher.

  • mkawia

    I hope Jonn Hamm win the emmy this time , or atleast someone from Game of Thrones

  • apocalipstick

    AMC is back on DISH. In time for "The Walking Dead." Just sayin'.

  • Funky_Brewster

    Can I be the first asshole to point out the Dish and AMC have made up and now Dish customer's get AMC?

  • JoannaRobinson

    You're not the first! But you can be the tenth!

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