Next Season's "Mad Men" Has Shirtless Jon Hamm. Sucks To Be You, Dish Subscribers.
*Intelligent readers just told me the DISH issue has been settled thus making that headline irrelevant. The shirtless thing still stands.
Good afternoon you lovely office space cases, you. If the content of today's Pajiba Love isn't enough to alleviate your boredom at work, here's a typing karaoke game to help pass the hours. Headphones required...I am TERRIBLE at this. (Indie Games)
We already knew Daniel Day Lewis was a method actor, but he got super meth-y on the set of Lincoln. Limericks, Dan. Really? (Time)
Speaking of Lincoln, ooooof to whomever placed these posters left to right instead of vice versa. (Eoporto)
And while we're on the subject of Bond, my new favorite Bond girl, Naomie Harris, has re-kicked up the rumor that a Pajiba Favorite might take up the tux when Daniel Craig is done. Just don't call him the first black James Bond. (/Film)
Vulture has put all of Tom Hanks' films on a Good/Bad/Goofy/Serious spectrum. Come again with that Dragnet placement? (Vulture)
The director of The Wolverine explains where the film belongs in the X-Men universe. A) That casts a funky light on the alleged Jean Grey cameo and B) BONE CLAWS! (The Mary Sue)
Because somebody loves us, here's a mash-up of photos of Joe Biden with quotes from Parks & Rec's Andy Dwyer. (Andy Biden)
First images from the new "Hannibal" series reveal that Hugh Dancy's character Will Graham caters right to the Joanna Likes Bespectacled Men demographic. Those of you who like your men psychopathic can have Mads Mikkelsen. (/Film)
Is that too much dude-talk? Should we talk ladies instead? Then check out this (fully-clothed) bendy lass. Impressive. Borderline creepy. But impressive. (Daily Mail)
Or if you want the best of both worlds, then here are Don and Megan Draper cavorting in 60s swimwear for the next season of "Mad Men." (Celebitchy)
Looks like Diane Sawyer loves Amy Poehler as much as we do.
Finally, ladies and gents, CeeLo Green and The Muppets.
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Here's some Daveed Diggs for you. On Daveed Diggs' digs, actually. That man does things with clothes that should not make sense, but are absolutely perfect. (Go Fug Yourself)
Woody Allen has "so moved on" from his daughter's accusations and says he never even thinks about it. He equates her words about him to a bad review he won't read and comments on how wacky it is that Mia Farrow is his mother-in-law. He is the worst. (Celebitchy)
Not The Worst but still very gross: Leonardo DiCaprio and his
Here are 5 under-the-radar shows. I had never even heard of the first two. (Uproxx)