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Tom Cruise Shows Off His Busted Face and Neville Longbottom's Sexiness Is Making JK Rowling Uncomfortable

By Vivian Kane | Pajiba Love | May 21, 2015 | Comments ()

By Vivian Kane | Pajiba Love | May 21, 2015 |


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There’s a lot Dustin thinks the youngins might not understand about David Letterman and what he stands for. (Uproxx)

I’m going to imagine that Michael Caine just walks around with his hand held like this until someone puts a drink in it. (Go Fug Yourself)

Here’s an fascinating examination of the “disease mongering” that goes into studies that suggest that older women need plastic surgery to avoid “resting bitch face.” (HealthNewsReview)

Neville Longbottom showed off his extreme hotness and it’s making JK Rowling VERY uncomfortable. (Celebitchy)

A while back, we wrote about Jacq the Striipper— who offered hilarious advice on how to get the perfect stripper body — and our friends over on Hobotrashcan tracked Jack the Stripper down to talk to her about it. (HoboTrashCan)

If you thought McDonalds’ hipster Hamburglar was a weird mascot for a fast food chain, this Japanese KFC sexy demon chicken will give some perspective. (DListed)

Turner Classic Movies is offering a free summer course in Film Noir. This sounds like it would be right up Pajiba Alley. (Flavorwire)

Aww, look at Tom Cruise looking all silly. It’s almost easy to forget he’s a brainwashed poster child for a destructive cult. (Lainey)

The statute of limitations may be preventing most of Bill Cosby victims from pressing charges against him, but Janice Dickinson is at least trying for defamation. (The Wrap)

Miley Cyrus’ ode to her dead blowfish Pablow is upsettingly earwormy. Also very sweet. (DailyDot)

The day I finally give up entirely and dedicate my life to treating my cat like my human child (it’s coming), this will be my first purchase. (Laughing Squid)

Malin highly recommends Texts from Jane Eyre: And other Conversations with Your Favorite Literary Characters by Mallory Ortberg. "It shows such a clever insight into a number of stories, without mocking the characters or stories too much… If you like books, and/or The Toast, you should try to get your hands on a copy of this book." (Cannonball Read 7)


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